ToyaShiho vs AkiEmu
ToyaShiho (Aoyagi Toya x Hinomori Shiho) vs AkiEmu (Shinonome Akito x Otori Emu)
ToyaShiho
AkiEmu
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ToyaShiho vs AkiEmu
ToyaShiho (Aoyagi Toya x Hinomori Shiho) vs AkiEmu (Shinonome Akito x Otori Emu)
ToyaShiho
AkiEmu
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WELCOME TO THE HOME OF THE WORLD'S WORST FIGHTS!!!
WARNING: BY ENTERING/INTERACTING WITH THIS BLOG, YOU AGREE TO ALL CONDITIONS OUTLINED IN THIS POST.
Hello there, I'm Jack Goodwin and this absolute affront to the natural order that I call a blog is where I take a break from the insane content I normally make to bring you the absolute most ridiculous fight matchups that'd put a Death Battle fan in hospital due to dehydration from too much crying
Are you sick of these boring, done-to-death Goku vs Superman who-would-win-but-like-who-gives-a-shit-really fight matchups? Do you want real excitement? Do you wanna enjoy a fight just to enjoy it? Are you sick of these whiny asshole neckbeards who treat powerscaling like its a 6 figure salary job? THEN YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE, DEWD!!
⬇️Got an idea to submit? LOOK DOWN BELOW FOR THE ASK FORMAT, DEWD!!⬇️
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · Custom CrackVS · Okay. Right from the off. let's establish something: I am a very old man. Like, mid 20s, but might as well
Oh, and can't forget the rules;
1: This is a gimmick blog. The fights are not serious.
Trying to start an argument in the comments or reblogs over who wins, no matter how passionately you disagree, will get you blocked.
2: REMEMBER THESE ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
Keep any deep-seated obsession with characters ages, sexuality, gender identity, nationality, etc etc to yourself. You're not a hero. They're cartoons. Yknow, as in NOT REAL. If my posts upset you, then go somewhere else.
3: Bigotry as a whole is banned.
No exceptions. I'm not gonna argue with you over whether saying "*insert ethnic or sexual minority* must be eliminated" is bigoted or not. Instant block.
4: Since I know some of you won't have read the submission format....
ASKS NOT IN THE FORMAT WILL BE DELETED ON SIGHT. NO EXCEPTIONS.
5: If your favourite character loses the poll, don't start crying.
Go choke your chicken to r34 of them or something to cheer yourself up if it upsets you.
6: Extended lore is almost always nonsense and is not to be treated like gospel here
"uM, aCkShUaLlY, iF YoU cLeArlY sEe iN ThIs ObScUrE CoMiC ThAt ThE aUtHoR WrOtE oN A PiEcE oF tOiLeT pApEr As a jOkE oN A PlAnE, PagE 35, pAnEl 4, YoU'Ll clEaRLY SeE ThAt hE hAs An OmNiPoTeNt cElEsTiAl FoRm anD-☝️🤓" shut the fuck up, nobody cares, modern fiction writing is ass for this very reason. Don't leave comments like that. Its a blockable offense. Terrible rinse-and-repeat-my-guy-has-unlimited-power writing means nothing here
Alright. Now that we've established that... TO THE ARENA!!
I'm ready, as you can see
Got my energy sword and Nerf Bazooka
Im working on making a fic that's just me writing characters fighting eachother to practice writting battles.
SO! Purely based on the characters themes, vibes, and powers (no powerscaling)...
WHO WINS!?
Ryomen Sukuna (JJK)
King Minos Prime (ULTRAKILL)
INFO BELOW
Who's Winning?
Wolverine
Batman
vs poll
@adhdoofenshmirtz vs redd
choose wisely
adhdoof
redd
Custom CrackVS
Okay. Right from the off. let's establish something: I am a very old man. Like, mid 20s, but might as well be 70 because I grew up around people that were 60 at the youngest and didn't actively use the internet until my late teens. Soooo I probably don't know your favourite characters
That's why we have this ask format, so I can better understand what you wanna see and include everyone no matter your tastes;
Just to clarify;
You tell me the names of the characters, preferably what they're from, explain why you chose them, sign off, then submit. If you'd rather I not credit you, please include that in the ask too
Who would win this fight?
Shrek VS Tinkerbell
Shrek absolutely destroys
Tinkerbell takes this one
This looks like Shrek waving at her on the tip of his dick before crushing her
Click read more to see my opinion;
Who's Winning?
Batman
Kirby