#vtm:gam

[pinkfina]

Abysmal oceans where good girls go to die

[the-barabarian]

I am looking for a million dollar trick

Ray: “He thinks money makes him important.” Hannah: “He thinks that suit makes him a millionaire” Carver: “DID HE JUST CALL ME A TRICK!?”

[the-barabarian]

“You’re beautiful Darlin’, but it’s Helen of Troy”

- Hannah trying to calm Carver after meeting 

Also said 

“Did I just one step blood bond Helen of Troy.”

[vtm-godsandmonsters]

Indie Dempsey - The Underworld has never looked Friendlier!

[vtm-godsandmonsters]

Sabbat Bishop:  Revenant 7 is VERY effective but...have...have you MET them?

Sabbat Bishop 2: They took out an entire chantry.... last night Carver got his head stuck in the bars of the upper deck’s guard rail.

[vtm-godsandmonsters]

The Sabbat Pack Discusses: Business Cards

Revenant 7™: We’re SOMEBODIES Mentor probably™ Revenant 7™: Free Riot with Proof of Purchase Revenant 7™: Dirty Deeds done for a nominal Fee Revenant 7™: Now with more Spiritualism Revenant 7™: For when the City Must Burn™ Revenant 7™: We’re Scrappy!™ Revenant 7™: No Store left Unturned™ Revenant 7™: We Heard That™ Revevant 7™: For when you need HOT idiots™ Revenant 7™: We ARE the Kinkshame™ Revenant 7™: Diablerie is Forever™ Revenant 7™: Tremere on Tap™ Revenant 7™: Oops™ Revenant 7™: We’ll kick our own asses™ Revenant 7™: Overages and Charges may apply Revenant 7™: Look Upon your Works, Ye Mighty, And Tremble Revenant 7™: Putting the Romance in Necromancer Revenant 7™: For when GOOD ideas won’t do the trick.™ 

Revenant 7™: Ask about our Senior’s Discount! Revenant 7™: No Justice, Just Us Revenant 7™: Because you need someone F***ed up! ™ Revenant 7™: The Life of the Party Revenant 7™: Don’t let your kids turn out like us! ™ Revenant 7™: A Ghost of a Chance™  Revenant 7™: Legitimate Stranglings only! Revenant 7™: Fear.  Fear the Black Licorice. Revenant 7™: Peanut Butter Costs are Non-Negotiable Revenant 7™: Mmmm. Elder-berry. Revenant 7™: Charisma & Cleavage Revenant 7™: But we’re PRETTY. Revenant 7™: You see a mousetrap, we see Free Cheese and a Challenge Revenant 7™: Now it’s a Party! Revenant 7™: Take a Shot. Revenant 7™: in 5 Fantastic Flavors Revenant 7™: Well THAT went well. Revenant 7™: <Internal Screaming> Revenant 7™: We are the Music Makers. We are the Dreamers of Dreams

[vtm-godsandmonsters]

So you’re gonna Parry with the Chainsaw?

- Our GM.

[the-barabarian]

Necromancy In Game

“It’s only ONE Specter, the rest are Wraiths!”

-Indy Probably