VTM: Gods and Monsters

If it's about the Peanut Butter, I swear I can explain...

[secondbeatsongs]

[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

[stainedglasssqurriel]

I love this description. It reads like a dedication speech for an art museum. Like we’re all witnesses to this video being interred in the Met. Preserving these things is important, and they really captured that.

[n09m19changsblog]

[wretchedly]

You know what, fuck it. Figure skating is now my favorite sport. Unless there's another one that will let a competitor dress up in a silly costume and do all these silly jumps and wiggles and fall on purpose, IN THE OLYMPICS, there's no contest

[nitegyrl-deactivated20151213]

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

[sheabutterrosesandeucalyptuspls]

Aida_diop_1 [ A i d a D i o p ]

📸 by saidmhamadofficial

[hearteyes-wheeler]

"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"

[corrucyst]

[inner]

[telomeke]

[ID text–

Text that says:

You are not too old and it is not too late.

End ID.]

[haalinghamsgf]

🔪🥗 happy death day to my favourite Roman 😘

[humunanunga]

You can believe in magic, but watch out.

[humunanunga]

It's fun learning astrology until you start to make broad assumptions about real people's behavior based only on their birthday.

It's fun to speculate about alien civilization until you say early cultures weren't competent enough to build their own pyramids or until scientologists stalk you for every penny you have.

It's fun dressing symptoms in mystical language like "empath" or "indigo child" until you go through life undiagnosed, unaccomodated and feeling less and less human.

It's all fun and games until Tiktokkers tell you hallucinations are actually attunement with a higher dimension and that you should stop taking your antipsychotics.

It's fun to think about possession and changelings until mom starts trying to "save" her child's soul or dad kills his family for having "serpent genes."

It's fun to see natural formations as if they were manmade until you start believing cultists when they say flying saucers are Antarctic Nazis.

You can believe in magic. It's fun to believe in magic. Believing in magic is valuable stimulation. But watch out. Remember your reality checks. There's a lot of cults and scams and white supremacists out there who want to sell you something, and that longing for magic to believe in is how they get you.

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like “the creepy lady was wrong” but it turned out I’m trans and THE PUB WITCH WAS RIGHT!

I WAS FORETOLD BY THE PUB WITCH

[applejuicewerewolf]

Witches are always pro-trans culture, transphobes cannot be witches.

[the-haiku-bot]

Witches are always

pro-trans culture, transphobes

cannot be witches.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[grendelsmilf]

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

[rae-arachne]

when you walk in and they have this on their wall

you know the panties hit the floor

[mikelogan]

VAN HELSING (2004) dir. Stephen Sommers

Elena Anaya as Aleera

[aeli-tan-art]

Bow in one hand, stetho-cope in the other

[rabdoidal]

its hard being the only two people in a court, but the weaver of fate and their cardboard knight continue ever forwards

🍎 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🍎

[milesgmorales-archive]

Okaaay, let’s do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it.

[thefatfuck-irl]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[ayellowbirds]

siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-ape.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Me, before I played the video: Okay they can’t be THAT weird can they?

Me, watching the video: what the fUCK

[yourbigsisnissi]

A part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. The older you get, the more mistakes you’ve made, opportunities you’ve missed, people you’ve disappointed. And every day you have to remind yourself to be kind and forgiving of yourself. You accept and love the you from the past and understand that it’s all a part of the process. Then you move on and live your best life, knowing now as old as you feel today, you’ll never be this young again.