#vualjack

[magushunter]

Hey, can I ask for relationship advice? There's this girl who really likes me... and I don't really like her back. In fact, I'm more attracted to her mom. And her mom kind of likes me back? But this girl hates her mom. And she REALLY likes me.

“……..”

“…I’m guessing that simply saying ‘no’ won’t suffice, hm?” Part of him craved a cigarette, if only for something else to focus on besides this sort of uncomfortable conversation. Never anticipated being asked for relationship advice. “Though…if she really likes you, shouldn’t she care more about what you want…?” Not that he could claim to be an expert on healthy, happy relationships.

[magushunter]

vualjack replied to your post: Hey, can I ask for relationship advice? There's...

She’s… very much focused on being with me. You see back in uh, school, she got into some fights with people she thought were getting too close to me. So they wouldn’t date me.

..... “Is she aware that you have no intention of dating her even if you aren’t dating anyone else?” Are these the kinds of problems most people deal with in their typical lives, or?

[magushunter]

vualjack replied to your post: agaratnora replied to your post: ...

HOW AM I GOING TO GET MARRIED IF I DONT DATE

very carefully

[magushunter]

Onion: Have you ever committed a crime?

“Have I…? Some things fall outside the bounds of the law. Some things are a grey area. For example…”

“When I moved from Germany back to Japan, I operated a vehicle technically illegally due to not having received a license in the country, though my international driver’s license was valid. They’re rather strict there about being issued a Japanese license, yet the law is unclear on the exact details of the issue. Should it be considered a crime when the law is unclear and doesn’t fully account for the matter?” Kiritsugu, please. “Oh…but I suppose I’ve also jaywalked, so yes, I have.”

[stopthewheel]

All’s fair in love and war, but there are causalities in both.

“Heh, that’s a great quote. I might steal it.

The nice part about love at least is that the casualties ain’t so literal. Though there’s one li’l situation I suppose’d technically qualify. Maybe. Does an oblivious third party count?”

[magushunter]

where are you hiding your jorts

“……. Pardon?” What’s a jort. “Not that I’m hiding anything...but if I were, why would I tell you?” Not that he knows what jorts are, either.

[magushunter]

18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?

“…Hah. Yes. As a matter of fact, I married her.”

[stopthewheel]

♕ - Something that my muse values highly.

No hunter can work completely alone. Even the most renowned solo artist needs people backing them to be successful. So, Yoli holds her Caravan colleagues in high esteem.

Its smiths maintain her equipment, its trader stocks her supplies, its cook feeds her, the guild handler keeps her informed and on her toes and the Caravaneer keeps the whole machine running smoothly.

(...Somehow. Even though the guy’s drunk more often than not. Nobody’s really sure why he’s in charge, but if there’s one thing the guy manages to be, it’s charismatic. It manages to work.)