hey could you do some angsty jeronica headcanons from when they’re frenemies
Sure, here you are :)
JERONICA HEADCANONS - FRENEMIES
- Everytime they fight, neither of them holds back. Whenever it happens, the people around them starts to feel a little unconfortable, scared that one of the two might get offended by the other and ruin the mood. However, J & V always look like they could just go on for hours and hours, always ending the fight without a real winner- Jug is the only one who can actually stand up to Veronica, and viceversa- But they always team up everytime someone else tries to jump in the discussion- Someone: “You’re right, Jug, Veronica is a total bitch”. Jug: “First of all, she’s not: she’s a strong young woman with strong opinions which should be respected. Second of all: you’re not even worth the tiniest nail of her body. And last but not least: shut the fuck up.”- V: “Jug, can I borrow your Serpent jacket?” Jug: “Wtf? You always complain about how uncivilized are we. You just told me ten minutes ago that this whole gang thing is ridiculous and toxic.” V: “…yeah but the jacket is cool. Can I borrow it?” Jug: “…” V: “…please?” Jug: “I honestly don’t even know what to say anymore.”- They often go together to the theatre to watch some old b/w movie that only the two of them really knows about. The first time Jug thought that she really meant it when she said that she didn’t want popcorns, and when she tried to steal them from him, they fought. The second time, he asked her a few more times if she wanted popcorns or not, she said she didn’t, then she stole ‘em from him, and they fought again. Now he just knows, so he always buys the biggest bag possible- V with a deep voice: “Uuuh, I’m Jughead Jones, I have a leather jacket and a motorbike. I’m the Serpent King and I’m too cool and edgy for everyone. Look at my hair, look at my tall-dark-handsome persona. I’m soooo smart and sassy, but also dangerous. You really should love me, but you also shouldn’t, cause if you did, I couldn’t complain anymore, and then I wouldn’t know what to do all the time. Also, I couldn’t be broody. So hate me, but if you do it, you suck and I’m misunderstood.”- Jug with a high pitched voice: “OH MY GAAAAAWD, why is everyone so mean to me? Is it because of my daddy? DID MY DADDY PAY YOU? OMG, HE DID IT, DIDN’T HE? DADDYYYYYYYY!”
These are the ones that popped into my mind right now. Hope you like it! Thanks for your ask :D