#vxcalcords

[newtypezaku]

‘Sup vxcalcords, omgduckqueen, susanaoriaconchile, m3n3sgu3l, and fashioncharms

[solrisus-a]

+4

@vxcalcords @holly-belly @halfhothalfeggnog @saikiku

“Here! This one’s on me!”

[dxsole]

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

bad idea starters. | Accepting

Lázaro blinks at the other, clearly startled by her yelling and even more so by her admission. “…You did w h a t? Oooh my God, if you die, Didi’s gonna kill me– You can’t fuckin’ die Nat, oh my god.”

“Why, on God’s green Earth did you do that, holy shit– lay down, drink some water and try and flush that shit out!” He can’t bring her to a hospital for obvious reasons so he’s just gonna pray really, really hard she doesn’t just die.

[dxsole]

» ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡ  /  repost. don’t reblog.

NAME: Thoth ( toʊt ) NICKNAME: Birdman (Doesn’t enjoy this one) AGE: Appears to be in mid 50s // is actually eons old SPECIES: God (Egyptian Pantheon)

PERSONAL !

MORALITY:     lawful /   chaotic /   good   /  neutral   /   evil  /   true . RELIGION: Believes in himself SINS:     greed   /   gluttony   /   sloth  /   lust  /   pride  /   envy   /   wrath . VIRTUES:     chastity   /   charity /   diligence /   humility  /   kindness  / patience /  justice. KNOWN LANGUAGES:  All. Just All/ SECRETS: He actually knows all secrets of the universe. He knows all of the world and all of the individual. He even knows your browser history. Fear him.

PHYSICAL !

BUILD:     scrawny   /   bony   /   slender /   fit  /   athletic  /   curvy   /   herculean   /  pudgy  /   average   . HEIGHT:   6′ SCARS   /   BIRTHMARKS:  None ABILITIES   /   POWERS: Shape-shifting, telekinesis, matter manipulation, mind reading RESTRICTIONS: Must obey personal guidelines (Includes rules such as no drastic interference with human life, do not reveal knowledge to humans, etc.)

FAVOURITES !

FOOD: He does not need to eat but he does enjoy baked goods to an unhealthy amount DRINK: Again, there is no need but he rather enjoys tea. PIZZA TOPPING:  Plain cheese COLOR: Blue MUSIC GENRE: Jazz BOOK GENRE: Non-fiction, Historical, Biography MOVIE GENRE: Documentary SEASON: Summer CURSE WORD:  Shit (Does not swear often) SCENT ( S ): Incense, burning wood

FUN STUFF !

BOTTOM OR TOP: Neither (Not very inclined to have sex at all) SINGS IN THE SHOWER:  No LIKES PUNS: Adores them

tagged by: @vxcalcords // how dare you make me have to think if Thoth was a bottom or no tagging: Steal it from me and tag me in it!!!! Go, go, go!!!

[dxsole]

@vxcalcords replied: U CANT DIE ILL DIE HFHGHFHHGFFHFHF 

“That’s exactly right-- you die, I die and I ain’t fuckin’ dying today because you decided to 75 hour energize yourself.”

[dxsole]

cries didi and nat?? Send me a ⊕ for an aesthetic graphic for our muses. i might be getting my laptop ficed!!!!! also merr chrithmath

Send me a ⊕ for an aesthetic graphic for our muses. | Accepting

//Pink & Grey, Sisters in Arms

[dxsole]

Nat and didi!! Send ♦ for our characters wrapping gifts

christmas meme! | Accepting

Send ♦ for our characters wrapping gifts             

“You’re doing good! Very neat…” Didi encourages lightly, glad Nat was picking it up. The wrapping of the gifts was always a big deal to Didi, liking to make the outside of gifts just as nice as the inside– all around them was paper of every shade of red and green, jingle bells and various ribbons thrown around as well– and glitter seemed to be stuck to every available surface and would no doubt stay there until July.

A bow is suddenly place atop Natsusia’s head, Didi beaming as Nat looked up, confused. “Because you’re the gift this year!”