Dita Von Teese
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Dita Von Teese
Wedding (1998)
Warehouse 13 03.12 Stand
Transmascz with their tranzfem girlfriendz
this took me two hours it's 5:30 ok. bye
Vote for the most ANNOYING & INFURIATING case of SHOULD HAVE BEEN ENDGAME BUT FOR SOME GODFORSAKEN REASON WASN'T.
(out of the limited list of the ships whose lack of endgame most damaged my dental health because of too much furious teeth grinding)
Bellarke - Mr. and Mrs. 7 seasons of slow burn culminating in OOC murder.
Janeway/Chakotay - Mr. and Mrs. 7 seasons of pining and a sudden midlife crisis
Shawn/Angela - Mr. and Mrs. 3 season of growth and a last minute breakup.
Lucaya - Mr and Miss adorable buildup & a stupid It-Was-Just-an-Identity-Crisis
Myka/HG - Mrs. and Mrs. angst and pining and 🚫 go kiss juvenile platonic bff
Hizzie - Miss and Miss 10 Things I Hate About You? Nope, let's do comp-het.
LoVe - Mr. and Mrs. lets kill him just as she's finally getting her happy ending
Ichabbie - Mr. and Mrs. literal soulmates, lets abuse our main 💫 into leaving
Queliot - Mr. and Mr. Proof of Concept? Nope. Suicide ideation? Yup.
Swan Queen - Mrs. and Mrs. divorced energy pining and a slow, sad train wreck.
Swarkles - Mr. and Mrs. a season long wedding and a sucker-punch divorce.
Nyssara - Mrs. and Mrs. agonized longing, death, and a reunion that just HURTS.
bering and wells...
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Lilo's Bering&Wells fic recs of 2025!
Other fic recs | fandom overview | 2025 in review
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Sorted from shortest to longest:
Fireworks by @purlturtle
<1k, rated G, Fluff, New Year's in New York
All those fireworks and you’re only looking at me?
Heaven, I'm In Heaven by @purlturtle
1k words, rated G, fluff, dancing
Something a little Ginger and Fred, takes place early in Helena's reinstatement.
A Soul To Sacrifice by @purlturtle
1k words, rated T, fix-it
"On your quest for revenge, people often said to you, 'Killing him wouldn’t bring her back.' The thing is, you found a way to resurrect her perfectly. You just need a soul to sacrifice, so might as well get the one who killed your loved one."
I have wanted to know you, lover of books by @purlturtle
1k, rated M Werewolf and Vampire AU
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, pregnancy loss, hurt, gore
A different vampire!Helena.
Airport by @birdofdawning
2k rated G, post-canon, slice of life
Helena finds herself waiting at an airport with a nine-year-old Child that won't stop talking (just like its father).
Surprise Tomatoes by @purlturtle
3k, rated G, Grief/Mourning, pandemic mention, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
You don't have a green thumb, but you decide to try one last time to grow a plant - and promptly forget about it. You step outside and nearly faint from shock when you see the healthiest plants you've ever seen. And then you get hit by a squirt from your neighbor's water gun.
Secrets of a Haunted House by lilolilyrae
4k T, Established Relationship, Case Fic
Myka goes on a supposedly easy artifact retrieval in a house in the suburbs with Helena. She won’t believe Claudia’s theory about a ghost being involved, no matter how much it seems like they are stuck in a haunted house! Claudia, Helena and Pete have watched too many horror movies, that’s all. Myka is sure of it.
Or: can you snag, bag and tag a ghost?
Sometimes dæmons change by @purlturtle
5k rated G, His Dark Materials AU, Daemons, starts before episodes Buried/Reset
From there, I came to the conclusion that Helena's dæmon would change with both Christina's death and her bronzing, and then I wondered how the Janus Coin would affect someone with a dæmon. And here's the result! I've thrown in a Claudia whose dæmon, despite Claudia being over twenty, hasn't settled yet - it just felt right to me.
Christmas in Clement by @birdofdawning
9k rated G, Christmas Romcom AU
Workaholic Myka Bering and superior Helena Wells are the jilted other people in a Christmas romcom who meet trying to catch the first flight out of the quaint little town of Clement. However, escaping other people's Christmas romances will not be that easy.
Fake Married in May by lilolilyrae
10k T, Pining, Case fic, Artifact Shenanigans
Myka is sent on an undercover assignment: she has to pretend to be married to Helena, living in a small town in the middle of nowhere as they search for the artifact causing havoc in the area.
Curiously Cozy by @amtrak12
10k G, canon-divergence post S3, Pre-Relationship, Introspection
When given the chance to look through Emily Lake’s belongings, Helena discovers a wide collection of cozy mystery novels. She’s initially skeptical of them — the titles use puns and there are far too many cats featured on the covers — but then the books turn out to be a useful distraction while the Regents debate her fate. They even inspire Helena to explore a new avenue that helps her work through her conflicted emotions.
Or: Helena discovers cozy mysteries and — slowly — learns to heal after Season 3.
Appeal by @purlturtle
10k, rated T, Alternative Universe - Opera
"Leading tenor died? Then appeal to the audience for any student of music who knew the part, and give him his big chance while his predecessor's body cooled gently in the wings."
Lucifer's Servant by lilolilyrae
17k, rated T, Pre-Relationship, Alternative Universe, Alien Helena, Photographer Myka
Myka and Claudia visit Leena in Scotland, where she has recently moved into an old castle. Part of the lands she has inherited is an abandoned abbey, where they find a strange figure that will bring Myka back in contact with someone she would love to meet with more often...
Thank You For The Music @lavendelhummel
26k, rated T, post-canon, fix-it
Helena likes singing ABBA lovesongs to Myka. Post-series, post-marriage, post-working through everything, she does so at breakfast. Certain witnesses to that occurrence call for a Mamma Mia movie night. But they are still associated to the Warehouse… and the Warehouse tries its hand at ABBA-meddling (pun intended).
Delivered by a_windsor
74k words, rated G
“I didn’t sign up for the Warehouse to mess with us like this.”
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