#waiter!!

[soshrimped]

your fault

[vamphellsing]

Still thinking about that anon I'm such a fag I'm gonna be insufferable for the rest of the day

[piercemstdie]

who wants to join me in tongue fucking his belly button #ngl

[ozymoron]

my face deep in his chest hair please. and make sure hes sweaty too

[devildmeggs]

reverse hurt/comfort is SO underrated like all my faves are exhausted from their jobs in their insane ass verses just let me give them a neck massage and feed them soup or something

[coolguy69699]

the yaoi to plot ratio is not pleasing me

[blakyoo]

spent the night yesterday reading 2010 touhou yuri fan manga. will do it again

[werm-sign]

Goes to the local BJs, gets absolutely sauced on one glass of wine, and then loudly describes my orgasm criteria to my friend who nods and then, equally sauced, describes his orgasm criteria.

We are not thrown out.