Pride month is over time to talk about my RPG characters and their deranged relationships that would make the "no bi women in straight relationships at pride" people crumble to ash instantly!
So here they are:
Lenore is a hypersexual asexual baddie in a polycule with a bunch of motherfuckers, some of them she likes, one of them she loves, some of them she hates and some of them she's using. Lenore is the everything and maintaining like 8 relationships on the side, you should fear her.
Austin is in the world's most tragic series of relationships and one day he will get his prince charming but by god is that day *not* today!
Merellion was secretly in love with their best friend, their best friend died and they converted to in world Christianity analog religion so that he could continue to see him. No one except Merellion ever knew he was into the guy who died and frankly that's a failing on everyone else.
Evendur was in the world's most codependent and toxic relationship where he would literally go insane without his husband. Unfortunately his husband is dead. Now he's an insane man on an extradimensional time hop.
Arsinoe is a lesbian in a polycule with several men in it. She's dating one of them. Sexuality is fluid and as long as they're happy everyone else should fuck off.
Variana is a lesbian who has realized sexuality is fluid and is going to open her end of her polycule up to the brother of the man she went back in time to kill in an alternate timeline (long story).
Iris is in love with her dead god who isn't dead.
Not pictured: several monogamous and vaguely happy characters with slightly less cringefail energy or insane polycule shenanigans