Waking/Pondering Offical

We are Awake we are Pondering, what more do you want. Admins A🇺🇲 (American Flag) (he/they), A🌟(she/her), A🔥(he/they/it), A🚫 (any pronouns, as long as its funny)

[waking-pondering-official]

Hello people of Tumblr.

Welcome to the zone of no return. Do you wish to fight in the Nightweald if so continue down this road.

DNI

The French (there are exceptions)

Valakites (no exceptions)(Gervais you know what you did)

If you are in the place with the blinking light across the street

GLASS

Vecna

A🇺🇲's Mother

A🔥's Father

Sam Riegel (on A🌟's request)

Red-Eye. (you don't exist anymore but still)

Vincenzo Croce, you know what you did

We will not be explaining any of this. Or anything we ever post unless it becomes super relevant.

[waking-pondering-official]

The scent of Petrichor is there anything better than the smell of the Earth. After all the heat the rain truly feels wonderful.

-A🔥

[walmart-the-official]

Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

[bleu-guacamole]

Might I add, free database of mostly European folklore and myths

[bogleech]

A Book of Creatures by @a-book-of-creatures doesn't update these days but is another thing along these lines, really huge, fully illustrated all by the author and cites all sources

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

[waking-pondering-official]

So me pilled

--A(🔥)

[raccoonmilf]

Me: has caught coyotes with my bare hands in front of the cops. 0 fear.

Also me: Afraid of my mother’s little Pomeranian. Rolling on my back in submission to the foul beast. Humiliated for not believing my mother about how bad he is

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

[waking-pondering-official]

#truly does what it says on the tin#think this healed my torn medial meniscus

[raccoonmilf]

I’m sorry I didn’t mean to refer to your unvaccinated dog as an “empty vessel for rabies.” I’m sure it’s also something else. Like an empty vessel for distemper.

[waking-pondering-official]

As a veterinary nurse I agree, vaccinate those dogs.

--A🔥

[clementine-kesh]

for all his nobility and grace chakotay is also by far the senior officer most likely to sell a crew member (very possibly tom) to one direction

[respocked]

T'Pol: Captain. It is against regulations to sell Malcom Reed to One Direction. (she would look the other way if Archer did it)

Spock: It would be illogical to sell Doctor McCoy to One Direction.... Although perhaps it would be somewhat pleasurable. *whimsical flute*

Riker: Ha, we're not that desperate yet. But I got their contact information - start packing, Data! *wink* (he's joking, he wouldn't do it)

Kira: To sell- that's despicable! To do that, we'd be no better than the Cardassians! Let me talk to these One Direction, I'll show them where they can stick up their offer.

Michael Burnham: We're not selling anybody. We're a crew, and a crew solves things together. Hail the One Direction.

Saru: Well- if it's you think it's necessary, Captain.... Are you sure there's no other options?

Chakotay: Listen, Tom, I don't like it either. But you understand the situation.

[waking-pondering-official]

The others dont know what this means but I do

--A🔥

[clytemnestraaa]

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

[outtox1cated]

New favorite genre of posts

[erdenmaedchen]

STAR TREK III The Search for Spock

[peapodsinspace]

This was too funny to me so I had to make a version LOL

[waking-pondering-official]

Your Honor I love them

-A🔥

[cowpokeredeemed]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"Taste the god particle you rat"

CHARACTER ADDED!

The Gnome That Makes Snow Angels In Your Kitchen (Deceased)

[skittlespizza]

bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

[waking-pondering-official]

- Vincenzo Croce probably

Certified A🔥 post

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[daggers-drawn]

A warning

[mardakaisson]

tomorrow

[waking-pondering-official]

Chose an excellent day to print my powerpoint on the Jurassic Park saga

-A🔥

[waking-pondering-official]

A (star) keeps running really incredible games that give me brainworms and *I* want to play for 32 hours straight and let the hyperfixation consume me but nooooooo she has to "prep the session" and "can't justify spending that long on a single session" or "would burn out if she tried to do that" which I personally think is cringe but I cannot change her mind much as I try

-A (merican)

[ispyspookymansion]

its important to write fanfiction no one cares about 👍

[ispyspookymansion]

this post from like 2 hours ago already got more attention than the fic in question will get in a year

[waking-pondering-official]

Me and A(merica) writting our silly little stories.

--A(🔥)