Team DRYM Goes To Wall-Mart
Shobu: Okay you got the list? Dash: Yeah, I still don’t know why you left Whya with your siblings... Shobu: Because we needed a distraction and she’s useless otherwise. Dash: Okay... So then why did we bring Raikou? He’s just singing and dancing to the music on the intercom in that aisle. And he’s not even getting the lyrics right! Raikou, dancing: Karma karma karma karma chameleon! Dash, yelling down the aisle: IT’S ‘CAMA’! NOT ‘KARMA’! Shobu: Eh, still more useful than Whya. Dash: Whatever, let’s just buy the list- Oh, don’t forget we need to go to the pharmacy after this for uh, reasons... Shobu: Hygiene products, yeah I know. Dash: Shobu: Raikou: Oh are we buying stuff now? Shobu: sigh Yes Raikou, we’re buying stuff. Raikou: Can I ge- Dash: No, you cannot get the action figure. Raikou: Aw.. Shobu: Okay so the first thing on the list is soymilk. Raikou: Why not just regular milk? Dash: Because I’m sure Shobu’s younger sibling wouldn’t find their birthday very fun if they spent most of it in the bathroom. Raikou: Oh.. So that’s why that happens. Shobu: Next is the heavy whipping cream. Dash: gasp Dash: H-heavy... Dash: Whipping... Dash: CREAM?! Raikou: Shobu: Dash: DO YOU THINK THEY SELL HEAVY STABBING CREAM TOO?! Shobu: What the fuck are you talking about? Dash: pulls out a knife Raikou & Shobu: Ohhhhh shit. Dash, running off: I’M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I FIND IT!
-3 Hours Later-
Raikou, dancing again: Dance dance till you’re red! Off off with your bed! Whya: There you are! Raikou: Oh, hey Whya! Whya: Raikou, where have you guys been? Raikou: Oh well we were looking for ingredients but then Dash went crazy and held a store employee at knife point! Now she’s arrested and we’re legally not allowed to leave! Whya: Whya: What. Raikou: And Shobu’s outside giving a statement to the police. Whya: So let me get this straight. This entire time, you’ve gotten nothing done, am I right? Raikou: Are you okay Whya? Whya: NO! I’M NOT OKAY! I spent three fucking hours listening to that kid talk about Pokémon! I HAVE ENCYCLOPEDIC KNOWLEDGE OF THE COMPETITIVE ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES OF FUCKING GENGAR! I SPENT ALL THAT TIME, AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU’VE ALL BEEN SITTING AROUND DOING NOTHING?! Raikou: Sorry... Whya: sigh Whatever. I guess I should go help out Shobu before Dash gets into any more trouble. Raikou: They already drove off with her... Whya: ...Oh for fuck sake. Next time, I’m the one doing the shopping. Raikou: Okay...
