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the sims is a great game

pippa: ...no reason

pippa: did you hear nancy is pregnant again?

eden: yeah

pippa: that bitch wishes she could be me

eden: she’s. sitting right behind you.

pippa: DID I FUCKIN STUTTER anyway sOOOOoooo when do you think you’re gonna be able to meet my gf?

eden: soonish, we think? once we finish unpacking we should have time. why?

pippa: it needs some work, obviously, but less than your current shitty apartment needs AND a little more room

eden: ..................crap

pippa: also i’m taking y’all to look at a house tomorrow, your apartment is a shitshow

eden: it’s cute that u think we can afford a hou-

pippa: You Can’t Live In That Apartment Anymore With Those Dogs They Glitch Out Every Time You Try To Get Them To Pee

eden: ok point taken

pippa: ok so i do have a real reason for inviting y’all here. i’m dating someone, and i really like her, and i want you to meet her.

eden: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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