#wambulance

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[angieartness]

I just drank TOO MUCH WATER and now my tummy hurts!

That's not fair!

I did the thing!

The water drinky thing!

That you're SUPPOSED to do!

But my tummy's like NoooOOOoooOOOoooo

somebody call a wWaaaambulance cuz ive got some WHINING TO DO

[azuremallone]

President Trump on Thursday abruptly denied military aircraft to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi for a foreign trip just minutes before the congressional delegation was set to depart, in a stunning decision that followed her call to delay the State of the Union address amid the government shutdown.

Oh snap.

This shit's gettin' good.

Pelosi: I'm going to delay or cancel the State of The Union address in light of the shutdown. I'll be in Afghanistan if you need me.

Trump: ^_^

Air Force Pilot: Sorry ma'am, flight's closed. The moose out front shoulda told ya.

Pelosi: X.x#!

Trump: ^_^

[krazedlove]

[auburnailurophile]

I got dental work done and now I'm at home being all mopey and sad and covered with blankets because it was so much money and my entire half of my face is numb and it hurts still somehow and I want ice cream and smoothies :(((((

[auroraboringaliceinwonderland]

Called the wambulance and you weren’t there; they said you were wrongfully excused of whining when you were right to be upset :(

[ectobioligist123]

Cringiest existence ever put the fries in the bag

Owwie..my feelings...allow me to hate myself so much I delude myself into thinking I can shift into a reality where mom loved me.

[niormalontumler]

why am i alive

(me after having one thought about one feeling)