#wandasteve

[hitchell-mope]

Wanda: well I want to be roughed up and called a slut and finger banged. But I guess hugs would be nice too.

[thedamageofherdays]

Steve is a photographer, Wanda is a model. Together they share an undeniable attraction.

[vestwpockets]

steve rogers: *breaks a log in half with bare hands*

me: i’m defo straight :))

wanda maximoff: *exists*

me: okay not so straight

[hitchell-mope]

Wanda: I want to share Steve with you. Think of it as us sharing a piece of delicious pie

Steve: I am THAT good.

Sam: I’m listening.

[hitchell-mope]

Wanda: and that’s when Steve and I realised that “harder” is a horrible safe word.

Pietro: god I miss drinking coffee alone.

[hitchell-mope]

Pietro: I’m honoured that you would tear yourself away from your husband’s dick long enough to drop by.

[hitchell-mope]

Steve: Please don't make fun of me if I misuse dated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?

Wanda (chuckling fondly): Yeah, we're cowabunga on this.

[hitchell-mope]

Wanda: you may have been embarrassed from time to time but have you ever been “Asked Daddy To Pass The Salt At Dinner And Then Have To Explain Yourself When Your Boyfriend And Your Father Figure Who Are Also Your Coworkers Reach For It At The Same Time” embarrassed?

Natasha:....NEVER tell me ANY personal information about yourself EVER again.

Wanda: okay.