I'm gonna have to start tagging these properly because Tumblr doesn't search for I'm ready for my penis now well
Anyway mechanical problems #39574837
So apparently after my blazer decided that sounding like chewing peanut brittle was a good idea my friend and his brother tried working on it
That lasted all of five seconds brother took off the tire decided there was more work then he wanted to do and then skated
So instead of a brake and rotor like he suggested it was actually a tie rod and wheel bearing therefore being more like I suggested (I very rarely drive cars that go munchymunchycrunchcrunch) so we have done the research made the plans and been stopped by the only thing stopping anyone (I'm tempted to get an impact just cause every video I watch uses one not that I want to) wanting to work on their vehicles
Really rusty shit
So after attempting to liquid wrench the shit (I need to buy stock in that stuff) and using brute force apparently I need to get a prybar to try to get it free
Which would be fine if they made those instead of acting like random bits of pipe just materialize when you need them also the one they were using the brother took home
As I find this incredibly bullshitty I shall be buying a piece of pipe at the hardware store tomorrow and when I get time spray painting it pink and writing fagrod onto it so people STOP WALKING OFF WITH IT the color pink it's like kryptonite for mechanics and manly men (see they can't read it) and I mean it the only reason my tools or shovels don't go missing is by wrapping them in pink duck tape
Anyway I'm slowly starting to realize is not only can I change brakes and rotors a wheel bearing is not as intimidating and the only complicated thing about the tie rod is having to replace the whole thing (using the picklefork from the last great adventure we had) because if I try to take this apart piece by piece it'll fall apart in my hands
This is bullshit my brain needs to be used for crafts not auto mechanics we need more men doing cars we're losing our awesomeness here
Literally though when I was a kid a hood up meant there was a line of butts sticking out while 2 people actually doing the work and at least 6 others would watch let's go back to that
