#wanderer communication

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Wow, The way you put it, I feel like us askers reeeally lucked out with Angel in that one universe. They seemed pretty chill. They even thanked us when we successfully thwarted the assassination attempt.

Trying to avoid getting back on topics that would confuse Lake, Alistair is putting images in the posts along with a short explanation of who they are of.....Voyager sounds like someone literally every Jevil variant ever would either get along with or consider their rival in the art of chaos. In Al's words they are: "A little bitch who likes to annoy Void Master with its existence and chaotic mischief"

"Bro who the f*** is Alistair?"

"Yeah that sounds like Voyager."

*~~Krrrssccchhzzzz~~*

We are Alistair. Otherwise known as Echo.

And we are taking back control of our blog.

The Streaming Wanderer won't hear this, of course, but we are stating what is happening.

Uee hee hee! Oh ho ho! We think the Voyager and us would be thick as thieves! Imagine all the mischief we could hide up our sleeves

We are imagining it and it is already starting to give us a headache...

Be even worse if they got Meme Machine involved.

*Sigh...*

Well, that's another April takeover over with at least.

We'll still answer questions about the Void, the Committee, our D.R.U.ID.S System and what not if you all would like. We believe we've still got a Void Research Log in the works.

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Out of curiosity, what void entities have you guys met that were just totally nice?

"I rarely meet Void Entities that are 'nice'. There's only those that aren't immediately trying to kill me or some s***."

"Most of the Committee has been... amicable to me? Though I think a lot kinda look down on me for being human."

"I guess Voyager is... something? We've had semi normal conversations. Even though they speak entirely in radio static."

Voyager, the embodiment of Space itself and part of the Council. True form is clouds of matter and gas, which typically inhabit its astronaut suit.

A little b*tch who likes to annoy Void Master with its existence and chaos mischief. Orchestrated the "Snow Day" incident.

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I am half "Bro, I was kidding. did you actually see Cthulu in a jesus costume??" and half "I should not be surprised about that."

Infinite parallel universes, infinite possibilities, and always a non-zero chance of seeing Cthulu in a jesus costume.

"I've grown used to it honestly."

"Is there... any entity in the Committee that phases you at this point?"

"I know I've grown desensitized to a lot of the Void Entities and Lost out in the Greater Void but every know and again there's still something that makes me raise an eyebrow or two."

"Eh, not really. But you never know."

We do not know what purpose the "Jesus Cthulu" serves in the Committee, but here's some other Committee members.

Minister of Heat and Minister of Cold. Heads of the Department of Heat and Cold. In charge of controlling the temperature of the Multiverse but primarily the Multiversal Market.

Heat Min'ster is overworked to the point they sometimes combust into flames like a phoenix, and Cold Min'ster likes to watch holiday movies at their desk as they only really have one street in the Market they oversee.

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Might be because of the void entity talk from before, but is anyone else picturing Cthulu in a Jesus costume right now?

"... I think I've probably seen that around the office if I'm being honest."

"Though that ain't what Messi looks like. They honestly look, rather human. ... Well, asides from the crown of thorns and divine light."

"Are there any other Committee members that look relatively human? Or, are human?"

"... Eh. Not quite. It's really just me and Jim."

For those wondering what Percie and Messi look like, as is the case with most Committee Members and powerful Void entities, their true forms are eldritch and would break your mind.

However here's an approximation of the forms they typically take.

Pr'cthiviel P. Pr'septhos (Percie), Head of the Public Relations Department

Messi, Head of the Department of the Lost. Shepard of Lost souls.

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Clayton: Don't listen to AJ. They're referencing one of Mom's projects. Fool's Fate. Kris tried to break that prophecy and it ended up trying again with Chicago. ------------- Ooooh, that makes much more sense Clayton. I just thought they were telling me that Fate might've been playing us or something.

But yeah, getting off prophecies for now, Lake asks a good question who is Percy? From what you said earlier, sounds like he's a void-entity expert.

"Pr'cthiviel P. Pr'septhos. Head of the PR department. They uh... basically handle relations between Greater Lost or other powerful Void Entities not part of the Committee."

"What about like, normal Lost?"

"That'd fall under Messi's purview. They head the Department of the Lost. That's the one that deals with the regular lost that ain't causin a ruckus for the Committee or Council or ya know... disruptin the fabric of space time an what not."

"Man, what kinda name is 'Messy'?"

"Hey know, it's Mess-eye. I think it's short for Messiah? From what I know they were once a prophet or messiah of some sort that was long forgotten by the time their world was destroyed."

"So like... Jesus?"

"Kinda? They don't really remember much of the religion they were a prophet for, but they do get that a lot."

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AJ: Prophecy oh Prophecy. Strings of fate their words do weave Though the strings 1 tries unspool One only ends up the fated of fools. ------------- I mean, I know if we handle it any other way, it'd be a war of attrition against one very pissed off prophecy. Even with the help of another prophecy, no point poking the void bear if we don't want to. Feels problem with the solution being "work smarter, not harder." know what I mean?

Buuuut, Lake does have a point, we did get off track with the talk of prophecies.

"Ya did."

"So, you really wanna talk about yo daddy issues kid?"

"... Okay maybe actually we could talk about other s***? Who uh... Who's this Percy dude?"

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I do think we can solve this whole thing though. And even Angel hopes we succeed with it. Way I see it, the problem isn't Fate getting fulfilled, the problem is that they think the way to do it is to set people up to die. So if we find the words of Fate, we can come up with our own non-murdery, non-apocalyptic way to fulfill it. and if we do that, Fate won't need to start shit anymore. Problem solved! Everybody wins!

I mean, if I was doing a frustrating task and then someone just popped up and did all my work for me so I wouldn't have to frustrate myself. I certainly wouldn't complain. I doubt a prophecy would either.

"Yeah. I don't know a whole lot about Prophecies but I do know their purpose is generally to be fulfilled."

"Even if they ain't fulfilled, they'll keep tryin. I've heard a few examples about the lengths they'll go to ta achieve fulfillment. (Mostly with the ones that Percie has to deal with...)"

"Can we go back to talking about my daddy issues? At least then I was less confused."