Feb 11, 2015
[text] This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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[text] Who exactly got you this drunk?
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[text] This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
[text] ...
[text] Who exactly got you this drunk?
Dean: I’m trying to imagine you with a personality. [Because when does smack talk go badly?]
Check out this sheet of RIDICULOUS potential sentence starters I foun
"I’m trying to imagine something too- imagine you with a purpose. Usually I succeed in things, but for some reason no matter what I do, I can’t see it."
(kisses lips) You’ve got the kissing disease!! spread it by kissing the next ten people on your dash
"Why?"
WARD BABY DON'T YELL AT YOUR BOYFRIEND