Jan 12, 2023
I CAME UP WITH THE BEST SEEK/HIDE HEADCANON EVER ON GODS.
OH MY GOD I CAME UP WITH THE CUTEST SHIT EVER FUCK
SEEK AND HIDE ARE TWIN SIBLINGS
HIDE AND SEEK.
LIKE THE GAME.
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I CAME UP WITH THE BEST SEEK/HIDE HEADCANON EVER ON GODS.
OH MY GOD I CAME UP WITH THE CUTEST SHIT EVER FUCK
SEEK AND HIDE ARE TWIN SIBLINGS
HIDE AND SEEK.
LIKE THE GAME.
Hhahahah it's occured to me i just made a plot important character literally walk out the fuckin room W H O O P S
Anyways your gonna get a very special visit from a certain closet german dweller quite soon!
POLY AU PART 2 ELECTRIC BOGALOO.
Eehhehehe tumblr likes harems. --
This was officially the worst week on Y/N's life.
First they fractured their hip after slipping on gasoline and soon after their boss quickly let them go soon after without much of even a warning. But wait, It gets worse!
They went to the hospital, who kept them there for an entire week before returning (against medical advice mind you..) to a trio of screaming children, a gaggle of shocked and concerned partners and a hotel that had looked like it had been through an earthquake because they had started to suspect that one of them had killed them and had covered it up.
All of this this in a span of a week.
Well, at least the pain meds the hospital gave them worked well enough.
They sat there. In their Alaskan-king sized reinforced steel framed bed staring at their iPhone and scrolling through tik toks and just trying to keep their mind off the future. Them and El-goblino at least. The Goblin hadn’t really left their side since the whole “Calm the fuck down, I’m not dead!” incident and joined them in bed on top of a mountain of pillows and was currently watching them scroll mindlessly through video after video. Occasionally pointing and saying "Me!" or "That looks delicious man.." trying his best to make them laugh to some modicum of success. “El Goblino, can you come here?" They murmured, reaching over towards him and offering to pull him close. El Goblino nodded and soon found himself closely nestled on their chest. "Oye, how's the medicine treating you Cariño?~" "Baby, I'm not going to lie to you. I feel like..I feel like..like that nasty red stuff that Figure vomits out on the floor when it's eaten too much is sloshing around in goddamn brain..and fuck.. My thighs have stopped hurting but my head..ugh.. my head..It feels like the world's worst hangover.." "Ahh, understood. I'm going to have to go out and forage for some morel anyways so I'll grab you some of that mint I've been drying while I’m out.” His yellow eyes seemed to soften up in concern. " ..Maybe some oregano..I don’t want to risk you catching a fever..” He sighed and butted his head into Y/N’s. “Just..” He briefly hesitated before he spoke. “-..be safe, tu escuchas? Don’t disappear me on me like that again and give me another heart attack..!” " He slid quickly down their arms and off the bed. "It's not like I'm going anywhere anytime soon.." They said, pulling off the blanket and gesturing widely to their bruised legs. "Driving here was hell already so.. Love you.." ".. Love you too.. Adios.." ...
Y/N stayed on the bed in silence once he left. Their eyes once more drifting back to their phone. They stayed for a full hour. Maybe even longer.
That’s when they saw a saw an azure-purplelish glow gently illuminating a corner of the room.
A hazy image of Eyes slowly emerged from the ground. At the sight of Y/N awake, their eyes widened and the whispering around they chattered in excitement. The air around them seemed to fizz and occasionally beep like a geiger counter.
“Y/N..?”
Y/N weakly smiled and opened their arms. “Come here, cutie~”
Eyes carefully climbed up the bed and into their arms. Y/N planted a small kiss on top of them. They smiled with their eyes and wiggled with excitement. They held something behind their back.
“Watcha got back there?”
“Someone!! Wants to see you!!” It chittered and pulled out a Tupperware container. Thick black ooze bubbled and sloshed around in excitement and an eye opened. "Seek!"
“Y/N!” Seek leapt from it's container and spilled all over Y/N's chest, raced up their torso before halting right up against their face. A hand emerged from the non-newtonian mass and ever so lovingly brush up against their face. "We've missed you.."
"I've missed you guys too..I hated being in that hospital so much. I just..The whole time I was there all I thought about was the hotel..I wanted to come back..” They wrapped an arm around Seek. “No, I neede-"
"Hey! Hey!" Eyes squawked frantically. "Share them please! ₛₕₐᵣₑ! Their mine ₘᵢₙₑ! ₘᵢₙₑ ₜₒₒ! too!" Eyes stood indignantly at the edge of the bed having been accidentally pushed away by Seek.
Seek rolled its eye bashfully and scooted aside for Eyes to nuzzle right into their shoulder with a little vibrant 'tweet.' "Where’s everyone else?”
“Figure’s with the light beloved. But the rest are in the kitchen. I hope erm, I hope you like soup..?”
Seek chuckled nervously and it melted further into Y/N while Eyes twirled their hair. Ignoring the sight of burning turnips and spilt orange juice from the eye it had posted in the kitchen.
Y/N sat there, completely unsure how to respond or even if they should. Just a few minutes later, the smell of something gingery-tangy scented filled the air. A frowning Jack came in, muttering something obscene under its breath but still made an effort to smile in Y/N's prescence.
“Hi Y/N. How..are you?”
“Couldn’t be better.. You good there Jack?”
”No. Ambush ate an entire pile of wood.”
“Oh dear god is it okay..? Did they-“ Y/N lowered their voice. “ᵖᵘᵗ ʷᵒᵒᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵒᵘᵖ..﹖”
Jack made a chuckle and set the soup on the table. "Nein, it's edible....I think anyways." It climbed into bed with them and settled close to Seek who shuffled a little and just stretched its mass to meet it. It let out a loud yawn surprised it's goopy partner. "Tired..?" It murmured as it ran a hand through its fluffy collar. "Very." Jack whispered "I just want to lie down.." Seek made a sympathetic ripple before sliding some more of itself into Jack’s arms.
Y/N decided to bite the bullet. With a small sear of pain they scooted close to the three and wrapped their arm around the pair and pressed their face into Jack’s shoulder.
..Everything would be fine..
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Had to end it here, originally would’ve gone on longer but this things been sitting in my drafts since February. I also didn’t really know how to end it. So instead, Have Seek X yn x Gobby x Jack
Telling. [Seek x Reader]
No warnings. (Romantic but can be seen as platonic too. I’m not a cop.)
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You could tell it was troubled.
It was a slurried syrupy mess that was full of strands and it’s own form seemed to break apart at it’s very seams.
It never gave itself away through its eyes. It had good enough control to keep itself from giving it away through those. It’d had mastered control of them.
But not of its form. Never of its form.
You reach over with your hand and lightly brush against it. The eyes turn to look at you. Its liquid mass moving closer but choosing not to complete its form.
“..Do you want to talk about it?” You ask tentatively.
It stared before It closed its dominant eye then slowly opened it once more.
“...No.”
Its voice was empty guttural and forced. Not cascading, whispering and extending itself.
“...Do..Do you want a hug?” You say, moving closer yet still keeping distance so you can leave if it desired so.
It closes its eye. This time it doesn’t open it.
“..Yes, please.”
You pick up the gluey mass and hold it close. Its form dripping from your hands slowly like sand.
Its other eyes staring blankly off into space.
“It doesn’t fix it. But it makes me feel much better..thank you..”
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I can’t help it, I keep making cuddly fics. That and their easy to make. That and I went to the gym and I’m exhausted so have a quick fic.
I’m also gonna try and branch out from romance/fluff. Sweet and saccharine isn’t all I want to keep shooting out.
Headcanons where the entities at the hotel adopt Y/N?
Aight I’m a do this while working on the poly au rq
hcs:
- You are the most protected and most spoiled little child ever.
- Imagine being raised by cosmic horrors (couldn’t be me!)
- Figure/Seek/Ambush/Rush/Hide would all take care of you primarily both because they have actual experience in taking care of kids or because they actually want them. - That'd make Dupe, Screech, Sally/Window, Mystery entity that looks like Seek AND Snare your siblings. - You are inducted into the child army immediately.
- You’Ll probably sleep in one of the hotel’s many bedrooms with one primary one being selected as yours.
- presuming you are a small child, they’ll probably put you in one of the long hallway bedrooms.
- Imagine cuddling up at night with Screech or any of the other hotel’s kids if you get scared!!
- Presuming you are older..I’d say one of those bigger bedrooms (think those treasure bedrooms with the desks)
- If your an infant, they’ll probably even name you something like..”lure” and use your cries to lure in concerned intruders to your crib where they’ll kill them.
- That’s only if your super young and can’t be traumatized by it though.
- As you grow older, you’ll become more attuned to the hotel.
- After only a few months, the hotel will “””””See”””” your a resident and accommodate you accordingly.
- More on that, you’ll instinctively know were and if your parents/siblings are hunting + which rooms they currently are in. - You can gain access to your room from any door as though you where an entity.
- You’ll probably end up ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ ◼️◼️ ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️.
- Though they’ll tell you NOT to go those rooms with them because it’s incredibly dangerous while their running around the halls trying to get any intruder that might be in the hotel.
- Figure + Seek would teach you how to read/write both braille + regular English.
- Jack would probably be the funny uncle -type character who pops out of the closet and tickles you. (Rather then like..parent and child.)
- Eyes too. I don’t think neither would really like raising children but would still definitely be involved in your life as close family.
- Hide would parent you though, it wants kids despite its terrible anxiety. It’d read you bedtime stories and tuck you into bed. - You'd be Hide's lil baby regardless of age.
- Imagine Rush having to change a diaper like “NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE”
- Or it reading 'what to expect while expecting' because it's never taken care of a human before lmao. - Imagine you hide in its fog and it pretends it cant find you like at all and you pop out. Or even hiding in there with Dupe and Sally. - Ambush: “wait, were are the kids?”
- The kids: 👀👀👀
- Imagine Seek soothing itty bitty Y/N to Sleep. Running its fingers gingerly though their hair, keeping an eye (or eyes) on them as they sleep.
- The entire hotel panicking because they thought you wandered off and got hurt only to find you peacefully asleep in your room.
- Figure would probably teach you how to respect books and how to navigate the library. If it trusts you not to tear it’s books. Also carries you around on its shoulder like a lil parrot.
- Jeff probably gets excited when you wander into his shop. He’d carry you around in his tendrils happily.
What if Rush and Ambush kissed
On a scale of 1-10, how good would the entities be at cuddling?
Individually?
Ambush 10/10
Imagine being hugged by a McDonald’s sprite but it’s soft and warm and all sortsa…mmmph..
Seek 9/10
It can embrace you with thousands of arms and individual tendrils. It wants to be with you and isn’t at all hesitant to show that. Loves to stroke/pet it’s cuddle buddy. Figure is truly blessed.
The only downside is that if it falls asleep the goo will be very hard to get off.
Rush 8/10
Do any of my followers have a really, really big dog? You know how that dog occasionally squishes you so you gotta wiggle out from under said heavy dog? That’s Rush.
Also faintly smells like charcoal.
Figure 7/10
Big. Tall. But it’ll crack its bones trying to give you a kiss so chances are it’ll sit down first BEFORE hugging you. Will make happy trills when it does hug you and those big arms are meant for hugging.
Halt 2/10
If “don’t touch me” me was a person. It’d be Halt. It can literally see the germs on you and burn the shit out of you with the weird force field thing in its skin. Only saving grace is that it can turn the burn off.
Guiding light 4.5-7.9/10
It’s not because it’d can’t, more so that it’s a bad hugger. How does it touch you with so many wings in it’s true form? How does it prevent itself from hurting you? Once it figures that out imagine being hugged by that many wings.
Jack …5/10?
There’s not much of Jack to be seen nowadays but presumably? It’d be a fan of hugging you? Not much to say here other then German thing hugs you hahaha
I’m not doing em all sorry glitch lovers I’m very tired
Imagine Seek taking care of Figures burns and Figure is crying the whole time because its actually a big baby when it comes to pain. Seek gives it a little kiss as it wraps it in bandaids.