#warfpat

[running-on-a-broken-record]

Made this way before Ness was introduced to the list of egos… thought I’d share

[insane4fandoms]

Psst, I got more doodles of matpat egos, canon and fanmade from @wouldntyou-liketoknow and I, hope you like it. @crazy-obsessed-enby

[b-or-something]

Low key want to write for MatPat egos again

If anyone has any ideas or characters feel free to give them to me,

The “MatPat Cinematic Universe” characters/egos I know are:

Mack

Crewmate!Mack (I call him Wynn)

Dictator!Mack (I call him Richard)

Mad

DarkPat

WarfPat

Matty Patty

Jonathan Harker

Caliban (fan made ego by @wouldntyou-liketoknow )

BendyPat

The Hermit

The Detective

Patty (fan made ego by @wouldntyou-liketoknow )

Ness

And there’s also a few that I kind of know of, but that’s about it

AntiMatter

Dr Matt

Actor Mat

Dominic (Damien?? But MatPat? I think?)

Professor Patrick

Matthais Patthias

Also, for Mack: I have like a bajillion AUs and variants. I can talk about them if people want!

[wouldntyou-liketoknow]

My EgoPats Meeting the Canon EgoPats (Brought To You by Incorrect Quotes)

Yep, I finally decided that this post deserved to be expanded on. So, to absolutely no-one's surprise, I gave it the ol' college try with memes.

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[Caliban has just returned from visiting Theory Manor. He’s now ranting to Murdock about WarfPat]

Caliban: Listen to what one of my STUPID doppelgängers did! Caliban: Apparently one of his “guests” ended up dying in his studio, and he offered the body to me. And since we’ve been in-between jobs lately, I was like, “Sure, why not?” Caliban: So, I cooked the best parts, then I went to town. . .and every two minutes, he added salt. Caliban: And it was weird. It almost tasted like sweet potato. Caliban: I asked, “Did this guy eat a lot of candy before he died? Or was he on drugs?” Caliban: And Warf said, “Noooo.” Caliban: Every two minutes, he added salt, salt, sALT, SALT! It was like he wanted to poison me! Caliban: And when I finished eating, he asked, “How did you like the human flesh wiTH SUGAR?” Caliban: . . .HE USED SUGAR INSTEAD OF SALT! Caliban: *starts shaking Murdock by the lapels of his overcoat* SUGAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!

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[The EgoPats are using an Ouija board] The Detective: Tell us. . .is there an otherworldly creature in this house or on its grounds? LeviathanPat: *is right outside the nearest window, but has decided to use his powers to speak through the board before he actually starts talking* ¥ê§. MadPat: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month. WarfPat: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out. LeviathanPat: *genuinely caught off-guard* . . .Wåï†, WHĆ—?!

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Mack: So, for that party I told the guys about. . .do you, uh. . . Patty/DancePat: Oh, are you not sure how to dress for it? Mack: *panicked* WHAT IS CLOTHES???

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[Caliban and The Hermit’s first meeting is going pretty well.]

The Hermit: —and then I said, “I didn’t realize that I would be having some guests. . .for dinner!” Caliban: *laughs* Ah, that’s a classic! Mack: *watching from a distance and ranting to The Detective* —no nO NO, we are NOT dealing with TWO OF THEM!

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WarfPat: Hey, new guy! Trick or ye— LeviathanPat: *conjures an Uno Reserve card* ñÖ

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The Detective: If I have to clean one more bloodstain from this carpet, I’m going to murder someone. Caliban: Sounds a little counterproductive.

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The Detective: I'm not doing too well. Penn/Pennsylvania: What's wrong? The Detective: I have this headache that comes and goes. [LeviathanPat manifests outside the nearest window] The Detective: And there it is again.

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The Hermit: What is toothpaste if not bone soap? Caliban: . . .You are a complete and total treasure. Never let anyone tell you otherwise.

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Penn/Pennsylvania: We call that a traumatic experience. Penn/Pennsylvania: *turning to The Detective* Not a “bruh moment” Penn/Pennsylvania: *turning to The Hermit* Not “sadge” Pennsylvania: *turning to MadPat* And DEFINITELY not “oof lmao”

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Mack: *scoffs* Clearly, you don’t own an air fryer. Clearly. Caliban: *chuckles dryly* I’m not gonna be talked down to by some arrogant, condescending, delusions-of-grandeur-prone SIDE-DISH. Caliban: If you wanna insult me, go right ahead. But you have no idea how brutal that’s gonna get. You don’t even know my name! Caliban: *steps closer to Mack, almost getting in his face* I ' m t h e c o m b i n a t i o n o f y o u a n d a c r a z y i s l a n d h e r m i t f r o m a d i f f e r e n t t i m e l i n e .

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The Detective: Define “dream”. LeviathanPat: Ðrêåm—†hê £ïr§† †hïñg þêðþlê åßåñÐðñ whêñ †hê¥ lêårñ hðw †hê wðrlÐ wðrk§. The Hermit: Oh, c’mon! That’s just too dark!

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Ness: Do you support LGBTQIA+ rights? Patty/DancePat: . . .I’m literally a girlypop and exotic dancer?? WarfPat: He’s avoiding the question!

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MadPat: Gatekeep, girlboss, and. . .what's the other one again? LeviathanPat: †hêrê ï§ñ'† åñð†hêr ðñê. ¥ðµ'rê ¢råz¥.

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Patty/DancePat: He doesn’t deserve you! If he doesn’t treat you right by now, you’re gone! Ness: *taking a deep breath* I’m gone. Patty/DancePat: *nodding and grinning* Now gO CHOP HIS DICK OFF—

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Penn/Pennsylvania: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant. Mack: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

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[The EgoPats are discussing a plan. Ozzie has taken his turn to speak, standing with a whiteboard at the head of the room] Ozzie: Anyone have any questions? Ness: Is this legal? Ozzie: . . .Anyone have any relevant questions?

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The Detective: Are you seriously making human-bacon for breakfast?! Caliban: *looking away from the bacon-filled frying pan he’s using* Yeah. What’d you have for breakfast? The Detective: . . .Nothing. Caliban: *shrugs, returning his focus to the frying pan* I’m doing better than you, man.

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Penn/Pennsylvania: What’s up with you? Mack: What do you mean? Penn/Pennsylvania: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?

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[The Detective recently griped to Caliban about a recent case. Now Caliban is trying to convince The Detective to do something highly unconventional to make progress with said case.]

Caliban: DO IT! The Detective: NOOOOO! GOD, PLEASE NO! Caliban: MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! The Detective: NO! Caliban: JUST— The Detective: NO! Caliban: — D O I T ! The Detective: N O O O O O O O ! ! !

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Patty/DancePat: I can't believe you've done this. . . Ness: I'm sorry, I didn't know—! Patty/DancePat: *on the verge of tears* YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE WHEN I HAVE NOTHING PREPARED FOR YOU IN RETURN! NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE JERK!

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The Hermit: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Mack: Sure. . . The Hermit: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Mack: Okay? The Hermit: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Mack: . . . The Hermit: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio— Mack: Jesus, that one is a little— Caliban: *was just passing through but is now interested* No, no. Keep going.

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[A plan involving paranormal investigation has gone terribly wrong, and The Detective is almost out of options]

The Detective: *begrudgingly holding a dark ritual* If you are here, speak to us! LeviathanPat: *slowly manifests outside the window. . .and starts singing “Don’t Stop Believin’.” With each lyric, his voice shifts in a very disturbing way* JÚ§† Ä Ç̆-Ä¥ ßÖ¥! The Detective: *grinds his jaw, having even more regrets than before* LeviathanPat: ßÖRñ ÄñÐ RÄ̧ÈÐ Ìñ §ÖÚ†H—!

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WarfPat: What kinds of sounds annoy you? Ozzie: Are we talkin’ real sounds or imaginary ones? WarfPat: *now interested* Lets say imaginary. Ozzie: Spiders wearin’ flip flops.

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[MadPat is trying to talk killer-to-killer with Caliban. So far, he’s only succeeded in annoying Caliban]

MadPat: Every time I go out there, I feel like I do my best and they don’t! Caliban: *has heard all about how sloppy Mad’s methods are, how much evidence Mad always seems to leave behind, as well as how Mad trapped himself in a fire only to get caught by the police* Let me ask you a very fair question—What do you do successfully? MadPat: . . . Caliban: *raising an eyebrow* QUICKLY. MadPat: *scowls and storms off*

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The Detective: You need a hobby. LeviathanPat: Ì ålrêåÐ¥ håvê å hðßߥ! The Detective: Terrorizing people is nOT A HOBBY!

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Ness: Ducks are better than rabbits. Penn/Pennsylvania: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. WarfPat: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. Ness: We’re not talking about flavor, Warf! WarfPat: Flavor counts! The Detective: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? Mack: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers. Who’s cozier? Penn/Pennsylvania: Okay, but— Mack: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? MadPat: Why don’t we just take a rabbit and a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out? Penn/Pennsylvania: BECAUSE THAT’S ILLEGAL! MadPat: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT! Caliban: *sitting in the adjacent room, listening in on the debate. He’s not sure if Snare could get roped into it, because Snare is a hare and not a rabbit, but he’s still holding him protectively* . . .

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Ness: *calling up the stairs from the kitchen* I made lightly-fried fish fillets for dinner! The Detective: . . .Ness, it’s one-fifteen AM. What the hell? Ness: Do you guys want the lightly-fried fish fillets or not? Ozzie: *pokes his head out of one of the guest rooms* Well, I mean, yeah. Ness: So come downstairs before they get cold. Penn/Pennsylvania: *comes out of another guest room* Wait, you just made them? Ness: Yeah, I wasn’t tired, so I decided to make lightly-fried fish fillets. LeviathanPat: *has been watching/listening to all of this through the kitchen window* §å¥ "lïgh†l¥-£rïêÐ £ï§h £ïllꆧ" ðñê mðrê †ïmê.

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Patty/DancePat: When you’re shopping at Lush and another customer comes in and bites one of the soap options because they think it’s cheese. . .I talked to one of the employees about it, and apparently this sort of thing happens way more frequently than you’d think. Mack: Well, if Lush stopped literally presenting soap as deli food, then this wouldn't happen so frequently. Patty/DancePat: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese??? The Detective: . . .Who goes to the deli section of a store and just takes a bite out of the cheese?!

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[MadPat keeps trying to antagonize Caliban, as if THAT will somehow change Caliban’s opinion of him]

MadPat: *pacing the floor in front of Caliban* And I’m not gonna conversate with you! I’m not gonna invest time in— Caliban: *organizing some Black Market stuff on his laptop, not paying Mad too much attention* I think it’s “converse.” MadPat: . . .Huh? Caliban: *rolling his eyes* Just say “talk.”

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Penn/Pennsylvania: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Ozzie: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia over here. MadPat: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. Ness: . . .You guys can be terrifying sometimes.

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The Detective: Oh, you’re back from that outing. What’d you think of that Patty guy? Ness: I can’t remember how we got on the topic of beaches, but he referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter." The Detective: . . . Ness: I don't know how someone so awesome can be so anxious all the time!

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Mack: You’re making fun of me now, aren’t you? Ozzie: What? Oh, no-no-no, Mack. I’d never—*suddenly points past Mack* MACK LOOK IT’S CALIBAN! Mack: *turns around in a panic* WHERE?! [As it turns out, Caliban is, in fact, nowhere to be seen] Mack: *blinks, pretty much frozen in place* Ozzie: *falls to the floor, laughing hysterically*

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The Hermit: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth. Penn/Pennsylvania: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.

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Patty/DancePat: Yeah, so, my latest shift at the club was a little rough. Heh. . . Ness: *concerned* Why are you looking up? Patty/DancePat: I need to CRY, but my foundation cost FORTY-EIGHT DOLLARS.

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The Hermit: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? Ness: Well. . .I mean, it’s frowned upon. Caliban: Yeah, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? The Hermit: *nodding along* That’s okay, right?

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LeviathanPat: ¥ðµ kñðw whå† Ì’vê rêålïzêÐ? The Detective: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? LeviathanPat: ñï¢ê †r¥, åñ¥w套

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Ness: So they were just using me? Penn/Pennsylvania: I’m sorry, Ness. Mack: *trying to contain his amusement* You must feel pretty stupid right now. Ness: . . . Penn/Pennsylvania: Okay, that’s a time-out. Mack: No, I was just trying to— Caliban: *using his meat cleaver to gesture to the corner of the room* Go sit over there! Mack: *walks away in defeat*

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Mack: *entering the room, unable to see what's going on just yet* I’m going to dunk on you— Patty/DancePat: *is wearing heels AND is currently practicing some new pole-dancing moves* You’d better bring a ladder, then.

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The Detective: *exhausted from supernatural shenanigans* Please, God, just let me have one peaceful day?! LeviathanPat: Öh m¥ GðÐ, ¥ðµ ågåïñ? Gïvê ï† å r꧆, ßµÐÐ¥! The Detective: I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU!

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Penn/Pennsylvania: A riddle for you, my friend! So it’s raining, right? And you pass a bus stop. There are three people there—your most trustworthy friend, a pregnant lady who needs to go to the hospital, and the person of your dreams. However, your smart car only fits two people. What do you do? Ness: Oh, I’ve heard this one before! You lend the car to your friend so they can take the pregnant lady to the hospital, and then you stay at the bus stop with your dream person! Penn/Pennsylvania: Oh, so close, but wrong. The correct answer is as follows—you go home and reEVALUATE YOUR DAMN LIFE! Penn/Pennsylvania: *grabs Ness by the collar and starts playfully shaking him* YOU! BOUGHT! A! SMART! CAR!

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[Caliban leads Mack over to a closet]

Mack: *walks into the closet* Um. . .what’s in here? Caliban: Oh, it’s just—*turns the room’s light off and grabs the door handle* —YOUR DEMISE. Mack: AHHHHH—! Caliban: *slams the door and locks it*

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@sammys-magical-au @insane4fandoms @b-is-in-the-closet

[speedystarshine]

Hey there, can I get some uhhh.....mini HC's on matpat egos affection? (also its okay if not, but can i also get googliplier and the jim twins?) also some fries-

*grips you by the throat* anything else? no? alright, that'll be 8.50- (Just kidding, ofc you can! I love these little scrunklo's so here you go!) Sorry it took a while, I haven't done this many characters before (but I don't mind dw)

Characters: Matpat, Madpat, Mack (Crewmate/Engineer/Dictator), The Detective, The Hermit, Warfpat, Darkpat (as a treat bc 50+ followers tee hee), Googliplier, Jim Twins

Matpat

hmmm, I'd say........5/10, neutral :)

He appreciates affection, and can sometimes be a little bit clingy the more comfortable he gets with you, but he's definitely not as all over you as some of the others.

Like all Mat's, is touch starved (jesus christ someone give them love 😭) but controls himself a lot better, and even though it might go to the point of him seeming uninterested, he really looks forward to the little moments you do spend together. :)

Not big on PDA, since he's a little nervous about it, but most commonly, in public or out, prefers something small like locking pinkies or holding your hand.

He’d actually start dying on the spot if someone were to walk in as he was giving you a lil kiss-

Madpat

Have.... have you seen this man

10/10. He tries to control himself at first, worried he'll scare you away if he come's off as too clingy, so most likely you'll end up initiating the first act of affection.

After that though, he pretty much takes it as the go-ahead and is all over you.

Seriously, he needs to be touching you in some way 24/7 or he will through a hissy fit. It can be a little uncomfortable, since he's always shifting or moving in someway, and his grip is a little too tight, but give him a break, dude needs this.

In public (if you ever somehow end up out there which is highly unlikely), he'll be practically draped over you. An arm or a hand on your shoulder or waist at all times. He's paranoid, okay-

Mack (Crewmate)

He's just a little guy :)

I'd say 7/10! Definitely one of the Ego's to be craving affection 24/7, but he won't go batshit crazy like some of the others. He knows when to control himself.

He also knows not to be too much in public, since it would very much be seen as unprofessional.

If you allow him to though, he'll be pretty touchy! A little peck on the cheek as he hands you a report, holding your hand as you show him how to do something or vice versa, just the little stuff.

His favourite thing to do is to just sit and snuggle up with you in bed, whether it be just watching a movie or doing your own thing.

Mack (Engineer)

Honestly? 5/10, neutral!

He does like it, don't get me wrong, but he's a bit more reserved and shyer with affection than the other Ego's.

That doesn't mean he won't give you any, though! His favourite thing to do is to just lean up against you or sit beside you when the two of you or doing something.

....He will admit that sometimes he does give you a kiss here or there or acts overly clingy to rub it into Mark's face-

He prefers nose or forehead kisses, he finds it adorable :)

He's a bit more relaxed then crewmack, and won't hesitate to hold your hand or give you a little peck. He won't over do it though, acting just like normal instead of putting on a show.

Mack (Dictator)

....oh boy. oh no.

10/10, for sure. He is possessive as fuck and isn't afraid to show it.

He’s definitely super clingy, but always attempts to flip it around to make it seem like you were the one who’s clingy (yuh huh sure you dragged us onto ur lap because we were lonely)

While he enjoys seeing you on the floor, his favourite thing is if you sit on his lap while he works. You make him a little bit soft (and he’d NEVER admit it) but the collar helps to reassure him. 

He likes giving you little kisses here and there, and honestly if someone were to come in he’d just keep going. Why should he stop just because there’s an audience? That being said, he loves flustering you, especially in public. It’s probably a power thing tbh-

The Detective

9/10, one of the more affectionate (they all are, but yk)

Especially after the events of Season 2 and 3, he is going to need a lot of reassurance. 

He’ll be quiet about it at first, but eventually starts to crave it. Will literally be on cloud 9, happiest guy in the world if you give him a peck on the cheek or spoon with him :)

He likes to hold your hand no matter where you are. Outside, inside, in front of others, anywhere. It reassures him that you're still here after everything and sometimes because of that he'll just start randomly crying out of seemingly no where

His favourite thing in the world (well not favourite since yk...nightmares) is if he has a nightmare and wakes up panting, you'll be there to hug him and tell him its okay :)

Just pls give him some love

The Hermit

10/10, one of the three most clingiest Mat Ego's.

He can't help it! It make's sense, considering he was abandoned and left to fend for himself for around 20 odd years.

So yeah, he’ll go all in. He’s touch starved as hell and he loves the fact that you give him what he craves. He mainly prefers to give affection through providing for you, but he loves the physical stuff too! 

It is law to give him cuddles during every part of the day. He holds you to that, very aggressively-

He likes kisses too! He doesn’t really understand it at first, but don’t worry, he’s a fast learner.

His favourite is getting to cuddle in to you while you ramble on about how things that’ve changed over the years, and while it makes him happy, it makes him sad knowing how much he missed out on.

In public, first of all are you sure, he’ll be...uh... odd about it, that’s for sure. He’s not really used to all of the noises and sights and people, so he just kinda clings to you and growls at any random passer-by. Yeah you might not wanna do that again-

Warfpat

5/10! He does love affection, but won’t cling to you unlike some of the others. He prefers to give affection in small spurts, like a kiss on the cheek or a head pat.

He mainly prefers gift giving or quality time, but he can be touchy here and there. 

That being said though, he wouldn’t mind if his s/o was overly affectionate, or didn’t prefer all the touching! He’s easy either way.

Watch out though, he will exaggerate any kind of affection you give him or he gives you because he can. 

By that I mean he full on swoons or faints because he’s a dramatic little bitch 🙄

Darkpat

3/10, least affectionate of all the Mat Ego’s. That’s what he’ll tell you at least-

(He’s actually a 6/10, craves attention)

But for real, look this little emo ass bitch and tell me he’d be normal about anything.

He says doesn’t really give or ‘do’ affection but istg watch his face turn dark grey the minute you give him a smooch or a hug

If you two did anything affectionate in public, he would literally kill anyone if they were watching because he’s goofy

Please help him do eyeliner, he will love you forever if you help him (but also be very offended because he thought it looked cool before 😭)

Google

5/10, surprisingly neutral. (That was a pun please laugh)

He doesn’t mind it at all, and while he understands it because he can just look it up, he doesn’t really....get, it?

He will admit though, he does like it!

Mainly because he finds it ‘nice’, and it also makes him feel like he can protect you

He claims to find it stupid and useless in front of people and then watch him pull you into his chest because he got jealous 😶

It’s a 50/50 on public affection to be honest. He really just...doesn’t care. You’re his partner, and if he wants to give you affection, he will! He won’t go ham with it though, and respects your boundaries.

The Jim Twins

10/10, it’s just how they roll! These guys are everywhere, all of the time (which is kinda neat, considering the fact that they’re news guys)

They love it though! They’ll be all over you if you let them, and honestly they’d definitely flex you while recording because they’re just like that 😥

The other Ego’s silently thank you because “jesus fuck finally someone to control them” but also silently resent you because now the Jims won’t stfu about you.

In public they tone it down slightly, but they still give shit-tons of affection to their amazing partner >:D

Frfr though keep them on a leash because it will start with all of you walking to McDonalds and then you being dragged down an alleyway because they “saw that dang wolf again”

Hope you enjoyed that anon, sorry it took so long! I added Darkpat as a treat lmao

[world-of-ezraprisc]

On the Twitter side, someone requested a Warfpat from MatPat's 1st Ever Markiplier Egos Theory Video

Some Heads up: i'm gonna break from the requests for awhile to do some pending commissions, I'll be back to the requests once it's done.

Oh BTW, There's some Alt artwork under "Read More". U might want to check it.

So, I was discussing the WIP of the drawing, My friend suggested me to draw him in his Underwear in homage to Warfstache's Interviews Markiplier video.

So, here it was.

Matt, I am so sorry.

[shiddiqoh]

[strawberryamanita]

Wilford, WarfPat and Gulliver Bartlett as the fucking PowerPuff Girls