I'm not broken. I'm a creator.

They/he/she | genderfluid | bisexual | disabled/chronically ill

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MATPAT IN DARK REMAINS EVERYONE

THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO SAY

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Mack Appreciation Post

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MadPat pictures I LOVE

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what if i just said that i can fix him (no really i can) fits any of matthew’s characters?

OH MY GOSH YOU’RE SO RIGHT

I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) would be so perfect for MadPat and Mack specifically

Trying to fix Mack (dictator) by dating him and making him change his ways to be a kinder ruler… finally realizing it’s impossible because he’s too far gone??? PERFECTION

Trying to convince MadPat not to be the evil chainsaw maniac he is, and begging him to not murder anyone else, but he doesn’t listen and does it anyway? AHHH

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I'm so happy that you're back, I hope everything has been going well for you! Seeing some of my asks and reading them have been so fun !

Thank you!! I’m so glad I still have someone here 🫶

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Made this way before Ness was introduced to the list of egos… thought I’d share

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Hey! Its been a while since you last posted, are you okay? (Just wanna check up on you!) But anyways, what would the egos reaction when we kneel down and kiss their hand for no reason??

(Take your time lovely<3!!!)

Again, I’m so sorry for disappearing for so long! I’m back for a while now, don’t worry 😉

The Detective:

— BLUSHES SO HARD

— He tries to play it off, but boy is he red as a tomato

— Definitely asks you about it later, kind of embarrassed

— (Secretly wants you to do it again)

MadPat:

— Just. Stares at you

— Super confused

— “Okay…?”

— He’s never had anyone do that to him before

Mack (head engineer and dictator):

— HeadEngineer!Mack would use it against you, a sign of the captain giving him all the power, making him the new captain

— Makes you regret it because he uses it against you CONSTANTLY as a power trip

— Dictator!Mack is similar, but he uses it to further control you. You don’t have any power, you only bow to him

The Hermit:

— He doesn’t understand it but he likes it!

— He probably asks you to do it more often because it’s cute

WarfPat:

— Doesn’t even bat an eye

— Really doesn’t care honestly haha

DarkPat:

— Doesn’t like it

— Politely asks you to not do it again

— It reminds him of when kings or powerful men use it to force someone below them to pledge allegiance

Ness:

— Goofs off about it

— “Yes, yes, bow down to me, peasant!”

— Laughing the entire time, which makes you laugh too

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the egos x really awkward reader? Like, someone who doesn't know how to contribute to conversations, properly maintain eye contact, or initiate physical affection until after they get close with them (also I love your blog so much <33)

I had this ask almost completed and Tumblr deleted my draft so I get to redo it 😐 please ignore how this is shorter than usual, I just didn’t want to rewrite everything

The Detective:

— He thinks it’s really cute

— Gives you as much time as you need to warm up to him

MadPat:

— It bothers him because he thinks you’re afraid of him because he’s, you know, a murderer

— Begins to get confused when you’re comfortable around him, but doesn’t mention it

Mack (crewmate):

— Sad at first until he realizes he just has to make you comfortable enough

— Makes it his mission (second only to keeping the ship running smoothly)

Tha Hermit:

— He honestly doesn’t feel bothered in the slightest

— Likes you either way!

WarfPat:

— He sees it as an offense for sure

— How can he possibly have you on his talk show if you can’t even make eye contact with him??? Impossible

— Tries to force you for a while before he just gives up

DarkPat:

— He pretends not to notice, but he does. It interests him, secretly, because he’s not used to ut

— Wonders if his presence bothers you, and that’s why you get shy around him

Ness:

— He seems like the type to be super shy as a little kid, so he probably remembers those days and acts how he wishes others would treat him at that tume

— Just like the Detective, he’s super eager to help you in any way he can. Absolute sweetheart

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What they think of the new fnaf movie??

I have to leave Ness out of this one unfortunately (so sorry to all the Ness fans out there) but I promise to make up for it with my next post 😉

The Detective:

— Definitely catches a lot of the references to the games, recognizing them from his YouTuber past before he became a detective

— Loves it!

— He thinks Mike and Abby’s relationship is adorable 🥰

MadPat:

— Very much unlike the Detective, he hates all of it

— Clearly the movie is based off of his restaurant and the murders he committed, so you’d think he’s flattered, but they got so many things wrong

— The springlock scene at the end definitely bothers him, especially since he has a past with Springtrap

Mack (crewmate, head engineer):

— Crewmate!Mack wouldn’t get why people like it, but he’d watch it anyways, just for you — He probably asks a lot of questions, almost to the point where it’s annoying, but he’s cute so he gets away with it

— HeadEngineer!Mack would watch the first 10 minutes with you (15 if you’re really lucky) before leaving, saying he has to do something for the ship — Thinks he doesn’t have time for entertainment when he’s working all the time

The Hermit:

— You already know

— Poor guy is terrible at all things technological

WarfPat:

— He loves the bright colors of the pizzeria, including the animatronics

— Interested in the dead children in the animatronics. He’d ask how their souls got trapped in the machinery and he invested in every part of it

DarkPat:

— Usually only watches old movies, back when they were filmed in black and white, but he makes an exception for you

— Also very interested in Mr. Afton and the dead kids, he thinks it’s a unique storyline that he’s never seen before

— Would definitely watch the sequel on opening night

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Taylor Swift x MatPat Egos Crossover

What song fits each of the egos best?

The Detective:

— right where you left me (bonus track) • evermore

— I think this would remind him of being in Everlock, like being frozen in time unable to leave after something traumatizing

— He never was himself again after he died…

MadPat:

— no body, no crime • evermore

— Do I even have to explain? It’s all about murder

Mack:

— I Knew You Were Trouble • Red

— Him tricking the player in ISWM into stepping down as captain and taking over everything, leaving the player with nothing?

— He’s trouble. Plain and simple

The Hermit:

— I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) • The Tortured Poets Department

— He needs a lot of “fixing” before he’s able to be in civilization again… I think it’s very fitting for him

WarfPat:

— New Romantics • 1989

— Honestly he’s just 1989 as a whole I think. All the partying and being in New York just fits his vibe

DarkPat:

— Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? • The Tortured Poets Department

— He’s in his emo era

Ness:

— Lover • Lover

— Lover is such a cute song and I can totally see Ness hearing this song playing on the radio while he’s working and falling in love with it

— Ignore the fact that this song wasn’t out when the FNAF movie is set, okay? Just pretend

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What if the egos saw the reader watching gtlive

(btw, i love all your fics) <3

Thank youuuu

The Detective:

— He’d probably laugh a little bit when he sees you watching his videos

— Probably teases you a little bit, but he really loves that you care enough to watch his videos just for him

MadPat:

— Probably doesn’t care

— He notices how the host looks strangely similar to him… hmmm…

— But doesn’t worry about it

Mack (dictator):

— I think he’d make note of it and use it as a way to distract you

— Like, say he has to leave you alone for a while to do dictator stuff that you can’t be part of, so he puts the screen in front of you to keep you occupied while he’s gone

— Kind of how parents will put screens in front of kids to keep them distracted

The Hermit:

— He would not trust screens at all

— “What is the talking box?” “Who is the tiny human?”

— Definitely very disturbed by it

WarfPat:

— “Ohhh, my good ole alter ego!”

— Probably judging him for, well… everything, but it won’t bother him if you watch MatPat’s videos

— Won’t let you watch GTLive when you could be with him, though. It makes him jealous (even though he’d never call it “jealousy”, what a silly word)

DarkPat:

— Hates it.

— Forces you to turn it off and probably gives you the silent treatment for a couple hours

— Eventually calms down enough to tell you about his hatred for MatPat, and respectfully asks you to never watch his videos again

Ness:

— “Woah is that me?!”

— 100% jokes about how you’ve found his long lost twin online

Every time you watch it, he makes a comment like “Oh, I can hear my twin” or “Are you watching my twin’s YouTube channel again?”

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What about egos with a reader that loves musicals? (Me)

Love your stuff!! Please keep writing!! Xx 🫶

Thank you! This is such a creative ask

The Detective:

— He’s the biggest theatre nerd.

— If you get him talking about his favorite musicals, or the ones he acted in when he was younger, it’s hard to get him to stop

— If you ever show interest in a musical he doesn’t know much about, he’d 100% do as much research as he could to understand it for you

— Very much the type to buy you tickets when he can

MadPat:

— He doesn’t understand why you like it. Nothing personal, he just doesn’t get why so many people love them

— I kind of get the feeling he wouldn’t like musical performances as much after being the owner of Freddy Fazbear’s for so long

— Buuuuuut, he’s willing to let you talk about your favorite musicals if you want

Mack (all):

— There’s not a lot of entertainment in space, so his only way to know anything about the musical world is through you

— He’d probably like when you sing the songs from

— If you could sing an entire musical in full, he’d probably watch the whole time, secretly impressed

The Hermit:

— Poor guy doesn’t know what a musical is

— Singing is also probably foreign to him

— Explaining to him will be… very difficult

WarfPat:

— Probably also very into musicals, but he wouldn’t admit it outright (it’s just obvious by his reactions)

— You would never be able to take him to a live show because he would talk over the whole thing, I’m so sorry

— He’d be willing to duet with you if you wanted, as long as you’re prepared to be outshone by him

DarkPat:

— He wouldn’t perform with you like WarfPat does, but he will take you to live shows every chance he gets

— Trust me, if it were up to him, he’d get you a VIP ticket to every musical in the world

— He secretly finds it really cute when you sing along to your favorites

Ness:

— He’s not a theatre kid, but he does like musicals. Mostly because you got him into it

— He only knows the more popular ones, and I have a feeling his favorite would be something historic like Newsies (amazing choice in my opinion)

— Unfortunately doesn’t make nearly enough money to take you to any shows as a waiter, but listens to the soundtracks with you to make up for it

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YOU’RE BACK :DDDDD

I am!!!

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Egos (ESPECIALLY Madpat) with a noise sensitive reader would be hell for poor reader dcfvgbhnjmk

Detective and possibly Hermit are the only ones who could have it be at least manageable-

THIS IS SO SMART

The Detective:

— Super sweet about it

— If something ever bothers you, he’ll put his hands over your ears to muffle the sound and talk you through it to calm you down

— He’s more than willing to get you out of the loud situation if he can.

MadPat:

— Notices when he uses his chainsaw for the first time around you that it bothers you

— Asks about it, and is willing to listen while you explain, but…

— We all know how much he loves that chainsaw, he just can’t part with it

— (But he might avoid using it around you)

Mack (dictator):

— Probably rolls his eyes at your weakness

— He’s likely to tease you about it, if not use it against you (he’d get a power trip out of it)

— At least he would never let anyone else hurt you with your sensitivity

The Hermit:

— Noise is never an issue in his cave, hidden away from all civilization

— He’d learn to speak quieter for you if you needed it, and he’d be patient as you reminded him to speak gently while he learns

WarfPat:

— Uh oh

— He’s not exactly the quietest ego, but if you remind him enough, he’ll at least try for you. For a couple minutes, at least

— Trying to get him to quiet down would definitely be a challenge, both for you and for him, but I want to believe he’d make the attempt if he could

DarkPat:

— Probably the best ego when it comes to you being noise-sensitive

— If you get overwhelmed, he can easily pull you into the silence of his void, and allow you time to calm down with just him.

— Generally, unless he’s yelling, he’s a pretty quiet speaker as well, especially to you

Ness:

— He’s a lot like the Detective in the sense that he’d absolutely pull you away from the source of the loudness, or if he couldn’t, he’d also talk you through it

— He seems like the type to carry some earplugs in his pocket just for you, even if you never use them

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heyy, hows life? you havent been posting since november so i just wanna check up on ya! :D

Hello everybody!

I’m really glad to be back, finally. I’m really sorry for disappearing off the face of the Earth for the past many months. I’ve been extremely busy with everything

Super long story short, I got a boyfriend, ditched not one but two toxic relationships, and joined a college band part-time

Basically what I’m trying to say is, I’ll be back for a month at least, posting everything I have remaining in my inbox for those who I sadly have been ignoring (not on purpose I promise) and finishing up some older works I never fully completed

If you’ve still stuck around, thanks! I really appreciate you :)

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Egos with reader who is obsessed with true crime

<3

YES! Criminology nerd over here is going crazy

The Detective: - I was kind of 50/50 with him liking it because he can tell you about his cases, and disliking it because he sees it all day at work, and even more at home with you - Honestly I think I'm leaning more towards him enjoying it because when he needs to rant about a bad case, he can tell you everything and not spare any of the gruesome details because you just don't care - If you were to ask him about anything true crime-related, he'd be happy to answer! Especially if it's something you're particularly interested in

MadPat: - Do I even have to say it? - He LOVES this about you! - True crime fan x serial killer may be my new favorite trope now? Like just imagine it - If you know about him being all 🔪 🔪 🔪 he may come home covered in blood and tell you all about his recent kill, obsessed with how intently you listen to each and every gruesome detail

Mack: - Both Head Engineer and Dictator wouldn't mind. I think it'd be really easy to get them both into true crime as well, to be honest. If you nudge them in the right direction, they can very well be just as well-informed as you

The Hermit: - Honestly it probably interests him too, just to a lesser extent. For him, it's more like... "wow, I didn't know the human body could do that" - Or the fact that he's not used to murder (being in isolation and all) so hearing about it makes him curious

WarfPat: - Hehe I have an evil thought for this one - Him waking up in the middle of the night, drowsy, to see you wide awake at like 3AM, the light from your phone illuminating your face as you watch/listen to a true crime podcast/documentary - Being absolutely terrified that you're about to murder him - You will likely receive a gift with a note saying something like "I don't know what I did but I'm sorry"

DarkPat: - Like the Detective, another one that I have mixed feelings on. Though overall, I think he wouldn't mind it - If you're one of those people that listens to true crime podcasts to go to sleep, he may have a similar reaction to WarfPat, though with less fear of him dying, and more of a worry you’ll murder some random stranger - "Oh my significant other might turn into a murderer" - And he'd still love you even if you were, so...

Ness: - Given the movie LOOOORE (I am so sorry) for fun, we're going to say you have a special interest in the Missing Children Incident - He tells you almost everyday that you should be a detective with how closely you follow the case, even though it's a cold case - He gets concerned for you sometimes, but when you get too into it, he is always there to pull you back and force you to take breaks - For example, getting you to visit him at the diner. Or taking you out on a date

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Would any of you be disappointed if I stopped writing for Mack?

Yes, I would be disappointed! Don't get rid of him!

No, I wouldn't be disappointed. He can go

Voting ended onNov 12, 2023