warmbrightwings replied to your post: warmbrightwings replied to your chat: favs: emily...
THIS IS EXTREMELY CORRECT!!! A SEX CLIFF. THANK GOD HE WORKS OUT. And this isn’t even to MENTION the times when he gets NEGGED and compared unfavorably to his brother in overall handsomeness. GOD. Poor beleaguered whiplashed Favs.
now I’m picturing him trying 2 explain this whole issue to Tommy, who has Noticed but is pretending he hasn’t. “See, it’s like a sex knife cliff,” he says intensely. Tommy looks for an exit.
OH MY GOD!!!
"buddy, wait," says jon. "you gotta help me out here. when he's like…don't come home between 2 and 4, does he mean like, don't come home between 2 and 4? or does he mean, we'll be expecting you."
"i'm not. involved." tommy has a hunted look in his eye.
"do you think they'll have like a male masseuse or a female masseuse?" jon asks. "is that the right word? should it be masseur, if it's a guy?"
"you know who’s really fussy about language who you could ask about that? lovett!"
"i can't talk to him right now," says favs. "i think i'm allergic."
"i'm allergic to this conversation," says tommy.
"maybe he still doesn't understand i'm heterosexual," favs says. "maybe i should take some benadryl, sit down in a room with him all alone, and explain. i could wear that shirt he likes, put on some nice music, and hold his hand while i tell him, so he knows i'm sincere."
