#wart x reader

[thereaderinsertlady]

Since no one's a sucker for Wart/Mamu from Smb2 then fine I'll do it. Lmaoooo XD. Can I have a Wart/Mamu from Smb2 X Reader fluff and smut (insert lenny face) headcanons plssss? (灬º‿º灬)♡

Of course! :D Also decided to go through the headcanon asks in my inbox since I haven’t touched it in a while. I hope you enjoy!

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Wart x Reader - Headcanons

Fluff Headcanons:

Wart wasn’t the best at romantical interactions... at first. His kisses were sloppy and his hugs were brief and had little warmth... but now? Best hugger and kisser out there... in your personal opinion, of course.

Due to his large size and overall body shape, it's a little difficult to cuddle with him... but you two certainly make it work. It wasn't anything a few pillows and varying sleeping angles couldn’t fix.

Before you two could figure out the cuddling situation, you actually sat halfway on his lap... a lot. It was comfortable and warm, and made you want to sit completely still all day. He only minded when he had to do something, but otherwise, he seemed to like it with you so close to him.

You sometimes like to steal one of his purple robes that he keeps in his wardrobe. It gets cold in the castle at times, and the robe certainly helps due to how big it is on you.

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NSFW Headcanons:

Wart's cock was pocketed away in a sheath below his stomach, and it took some work to get it to come out. Because of that, foreplay played a large role in sex, usually taking up ten to twenty minutes.

He also took his time with sex in general, going slow for the most part. The only time he went fast was when he had to go do something, and you were left hurting for at least a day or so.

While Wart isn't a female any way shape or form, he does lay eggs inside of you, which is the main reason he makes sure to go slow. A singular egg is around the size of a pea, so he ends up placing a few hundred inside of you each time. The eggs aren't really fertile unless you sit in a bathtub for a few months or if they're soaked in freshwater some other way, so they either dissolve or come out after a while.

...Though, there was one incident when an egg was somehow fertilized, and thus was how you got a son. He was more human than anything, but does have a handful of frog-like characteristics. Wart was definitely not expecting for something like that to happen, but he seemed mildly joyful that you two were able to procreate.

[thereaderinsertlady]

Yo! Does anyone do Wart from Smb2??? I haven't found a fanfic of that frog dude :<

So, I've spent the last hour looking for anything on Wart, aaand... I can't find anything either. New underrated character or the year? Lol, but I don't think there's anyone (other than myself) who would write for him. There's barely anything on Tumblr for him.. Right now, I'm preeetty tired (I've been tired for the past few days oddly enough, even though I have slept a lot), but I've managed to come up with some short x reader headcanons to satiate your hunger! Feel free to request a oneshot for him, but asks are a liiittle backed up, so I probably won't get to him until I've completed the other asks (which maaay take a few months, depending on a few things). Regardless, I hope you enjoy!

Wart x Reader - Headcanons

Wart is very... bold, in the relationship. He isn't scared of showing off to somebody that you are his significant other, and seems proud of the fact that you are with him.

He often gets you nice things, such as fancy clothing, jewelry— anything and everything you ask for, and more.

While he appears more dominant in the relationship, he'll do anything you ask of him. Literally anything. Go murder that guy? You've got it. Give you all the affection in the world? Do you even need to ask? Steal a famous art piece in a museum? Why, of course!

He likes to collect shiny things, which includes rocks and gemstones. He'll show off his collection to you from time to time.

If you get something for him, he'll be very surprised. You actually took the time to get him something? Really?! He'll love you to death.

While he is very vocal about your relationship with him, he doesn't mind the quiet, tender moments as well. Where he'll kiss you, and you kiss him back. Or, when you two go lay down for the night, snuggled against one another... He loves those soft moments as well.

[thereaderinsertlady]

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