Joan/David bc they are not in love but totally sort of a couple
send me a ship and I’ll tell you who: ...
---- nachtalp, wasntguardingtacobell
shops for groceries
This duty is shared pretty evenly. When taking Stella for walks, they'll take it in turns on who gets the groceries, and who gets coffee or hot-dogs from the nearest vendor.
kills the spiders
Neither. David usually does the paper and glass trick, butJoan just tends to ignore them. If anyone kills the spiders,it's Stella, though only accidentally when she tries to playwith them.
comes home drunk at 3am
Again, neither. They're a little past that stage, though theymight sometimes come in late a little tipsy after a few toomany beers.
makes breakfast
If she has time, Joan. She tries to let David sleep in, know-ing how little he gets. Then again, when she can, she hasa habit of staying in with him, so breakfast becomes a groupactivity. It's usually kept simple, as neither are exactly thebest cooks -- generally, it's eggs and bacon. They're nowon first-name basis with the nearest street vendor, though,so quite often neither. It depends, really.
remembers to feed the fish
David, usually. Eventually, they'll give up on keeping fish altogether, and the tank will find itself at the Brownstone.
decorates the apartment
Joan tries to encourage David to do it whilst she's out doingcase work, and when he can't sleep, which is pretty muchevery night. Somehow, it will still take a month to completeat the very least.
initiates duets
Usually, oddly enough, it's David, and it takes a little coaxingto get Joan joining in. They tend to stick with the classics ----i.e. Van Morrison, Bruce Springsteen, etc.
falls asleep first
Joan. Due to David's insomnia, he'll stay awake long aftershe's dropped off, though after Jerry, she's rather used toit, and so it doesn't keep her up too.
