#waterblight

[anonymous-moon]

Day 205-

A human variation of Waterblight Ganon from Botw. Yeah, I do that. (hahahha) It's an old design from 2024, one out many humanoid bosses.

I ought to redraw more, they've got some pretty darn good designs.

[creativesplat]

doodle of Waterblight and Mipha

[hopefulgalaxytyphoon]

i was recently playing both botw and totk, both completing old runs and starting new ones. i decided i wanted to check how many times i died to mucktorok the first time i fought it, for fun.

i died. 14. times. 14!

why do i struggle so much with the water bosses!

by comparison, i only died 3-4 times against queen gibdo, if even that much! (did not check this one) and on botw it is very similar! i believe it was 2 tries for thunderblight and probably just as many as mucktorok for waterblight. even in the dlc, i can do thunderblight with ease, but i die or run out of weapons before i even get waterblight close to killed.

and what makes it even stranger is that most people are the exact opposite of me. ive seen and heard how hard those bosses are for people and i am fine with them. i can even predict attack patterns for them! so tell me why i cant do that with the water bosses!!!

[pixiebeepopples]

I honestly feel really sad that no one believes me that Sidon yelled at me during the assault on Vah Ruta. Everyone thinks that he's always nice and kind, and honestly I don't blame him at all for yelling at me, but I do think it's interesting that people flat out don't believe me.

If I hadn't been so focused on not dying as well as not becoming so frustrated that I rage quit, I would have simply screenshot every time he yelled, "GET IT TOGETHER, LINK!" and "STAY FOCUSED!!"

Maybe I was just that goddamn terrible at it. I even sucked at doing the dungeon for the most part. That's why I was even more nervous about taking on Waterblight because of how poorly I had performed boarding Ruta as well as doing the dungeon. However, I took Waterblight out in less than two minutes so, HA!

Teba and Riju were 100% kind the whole time. I gave Riju no real reason to worry about me (it was the most fun I had trying to take out a divine beast) and Teba, despite my poor shots, was either worried about me getting hit OR encouraging me.

And I love Sidon so it honestly made me really upset that he yelled at me several times. It's not like I meant to be absolutely shitty at taking out the ice blocks and shooting the orb things. I just got really dizzy and overwhelmed.

I do also feel really bad that during my fight against Thunderblight I made Urbosa worry about me 100% of the time. Mipha, I think she spent the time going, "Be careful!!!" and Revali was trying to be helpful but I was a terrified, anxious mess doing Windblight for so many reasons. But Urbosa was all, "There's valor in dodging, you know.," and the several, "LINK!!!" She was so worried. I'm so sorry mommy!!!

[d20-dimwit]

Waterblight was the first blight I fought in my original playthrough and until I played the Champion’s Ballad DLC I didn’t know you could stasis the blocks and shoot them back. I think the first time I was just shooting them with arrows.

My Ko-Fi.

[robbietech]

I just wanted references for the weapon...

[plutonium-triestodraw]

In the Champions' Ballad, it's implied that you're fighting the blight ganons as the champions would have.

I'm going to fight each of them with only the champions ability of each champion.

Like Revali's Gale for Windblight, and Mipha's Grace for Waterblight.

I'm honestly curious to see how the fights will be more difficult if Link only had one of the champions' abilities, like they did.

[matchamabs]

I know you didn’t ask for it but- BOTW MONSTERS: RANKED BY HOW HOT THEY ARE,,,,

i do fuck all in the days lemme tell ya

ill admit i havent done EVERY enemy but like. i do enjoy making these posts so who knows, i might actually rank everything sooner or later 🤷‍♀️

,,,,, and if u want a specific ranking of botw/aoc stuff lmk 👀

ahh the ol reliable. the classic bokoblin. he is just a little lad! unfortunately they’re genuinely kind of ugly??? and the idk the singular horn in the middle aint a good look. i see cute comics abt these guys being domestic and thats adorable but also giving them so much leeway bc they’re really Not that cute. not sure what the loincloth is hiding and im not sure i wanna know anyway. 3/10 really kind of. not good. 

slightly bigger loincloth only means slightly bigger things to hide :( i rlly hate these guys noses and whatever the fuck toenails they have why do they have toenails?????? s’bad. the thing is tho they have the proportions of a potentially attractive gerudo which is probably what takes the edge off the general vibes of... u know... being an abomination. its also only JUST occured to me as im writing that these guys r just evolved bokoblins so. glow up i guess. 6/10 what that tongue do

ok bypassing whatever the fuck rule 34 has done to these guys, i actually dig them. i find the huge fat ones way cuter than the lil bug eyed ones. in their case theres rlly no, like... hotness about them. its just cute. i think they’re cute. any monster that is cute and also doubles up as a bed gets my vote 7/10 get urself a fella as flexible as these guys 

u know what, im gonna say it, these guys r actually kinda hot. proportions arent super bad, the face aint bad and generally they have good vibes. aside from, u know, when they’re tryna shank u. id say one of the most bearable monsters to have to look at. 8/10 im not a scalie

??????????? idk what to say. u could tie these little shits to like swingball poles and beat them with rackets thatd b good. aside from that these guys have like no redeeming qualities. they’re a pain in the ass and not in a good way. 3/10 cute but like. is it worth it?

i mean,,,,,,,, someones probably into it. i dont like these guys for a lot of reason and surprisingly the thing that gets me is the fucking hair why does it have that hair its like he-man just went straight over the top with an electric razor its not a good look!!! stop trying to make it work! it wont! and again with the loincloth??? im not into it. the only thing i like abt these guys is the lil waistcoats. they have some amount of decency (but the implications it makes are Not Good). uh. 2/10. barely.

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,,,,,9/10. but if you see a lynel up close like that chances are you died about half a minute ago

again. ??? i dont rlly like. i mean. im digging the top heavy proportions? its got the same body type as kass so like. 4/10. bit plain around the features but what can u do. i dont understand how but the igneo taluses are like. sexier 

UGHGHHH I FUCKING HATE THESE THINGS okay okay okay like these motherfuckers lure u in by being quite cute and dancin around and then u get a look at their faces and its like fucking JESUS and its even WORSE when you see under their cloak and they have no necks????? and like????? they do that gay little fucking dance that pisses me off???? they’re wearing hoods that give the ILLUSION that they have necks and im im fumin ok i HATE it i hate it i have been betrayed and i will NEVER FORGET ABOUT IT UGHGHGHG I HATE THESE CUNTS -10000000000000000000000000000000000/10 die

hhhhh i just dont like em. theyre too annoying to be cute now. and whats gonna happen if i squeeze one? is like. water gonna come out? r they just gonna deflate? 4/10 tentacles are not hyrules forte it seems ://

trust kohga to send the twinks out on the front line. seriously. they’re not bad tho? kinda small and underwhelming :((( tho i give extra points for the good crazy laugh we love a good manic cackle 6/10 they dont really count as monsters but ah well where else am i gonna put em

now THATS what im talkin about babeyyyyy we love the muscles,,,,, the posture,,, the stride,,, we love it when u fuck up stealth and a torrential downpour of these motherfuckers come down to beat ur ass,,,,, 9/10 its raining men 😎

u know. u dont rlly like. get a good view of these guys when ur balls deep in a battle with them, but the more i get like closer looks at them the more i go ???? like idk. everything about them looks backwards and wrong. but as far as backwards and wrong goes its not a bad look and the boss theme is a banger so 4/10 maybe dont jump on my ass every time i step one foot onto the desert :/

i just. i dont dig it. idk why. aside from the fact they’re a monumental pain in my ass, and now everytime i hear a beep even slightly resembling a guardian i shit my pants, but. idk??? as far as robots go its not like. terrible. they’re like the milfs of robots. the milves, if u will. a rilf. except i wouldnt. so its more like riwlf. but even that leaves too much up to interpretation so im just gonna call em a cunt and go. 4/10 leg game strong

here we are,,, the big boys,,,, waterblight isnt too bad i will admit, but the spear hand is both annoying and mildly inconvenient. its got a rlly big chest but rlly thin arms?? also not sure how i feel abt the strap on beard but oh well its not like ganons got taste. 5/10 kind of average for a blight i think

a hefty motherfucker. a chunk of a lad. big large. the fact this is like one of the easiest blights makes it more forgiveable to me but like whatever its got going on with the 80s hair needs 2 be sorted out. i like its moves but it doesnt hang upside down like waterblight :((( 5/10 calm down kate bush

ok who doesnt like gun arms. and a gun back. this things like fuckin megatron. the whole face plate thing doesnt look bad either. honestly its kind of a look? but its dickheadery in aoc makes me wanna set shit on fire so :// 6/10 hot but will not leave u alone 😔

ok this one is by FAR the sexiest of all the blights. i just cant explain it. i like guys with bad posture. i had an easy time beating it but apparently its given other people a lot of grief and that makes it 10x more sexy to me lmaooo. also it can clone itself which is like. thats a win. 8/10 ganon spilt all the sexy juice into this one

ok i didnt realise how many arms this motherfucker has and the whole hairline behind the ears thing is not a great look. especially w the beard. in fact the longer i look at it the less sexy it becomes tbh. 3/10 they tried to make arachnophobia sexy and it didnt work

10/10 i will be taking questions in my inbox but i wont be taking constructive criticism and you cant make me