#wattpad chains

[hanahoex]

A Wattpad Chain

Harry: I'm going to bed.

Draco: Mind if i- Slytherin?

Harry: Oh god, shut up..

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Harry: Do you know what they say about parselmouths?

Draco: What?

Harry: They're good with their tongues.

Draco: *blushing hard*

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Harry: Draco, for the last time! I’m straight!

Draco: Yeah? So is spaghetti...

Harry:...?

Draco: ‘Till it’s wet.

Harry: *his face is literally redder than A TOMATO’S

Ron: *points to Harry’s dorm* It’s empty, just go now. Please. I can SMELLLLLL the tension.

Fred and George: Blimey, just shag already.

Everyone except Fred: YOU’RE ALIVE?!?!?!

Fred: no. Bitch, I’m a fucking ghost. Nico di Angelo sent me here. He said he feel feel the tension FROM THE FUCKING UNDERWORLD! *Turns around to Harry and Draco* Now kiss, bitches.

Drarry: *is centimeters from each other’s face*

Harry: Scared, Malfoy?

Draco: You wish. That’s going to be Potter, however, in 4 years.

Ron: GET A ROOM

Hermione: *fangirls*

Pansy: ...what fonts are you using for the wedding?

Fred and George: *high fives*

McBadAss and Molly: Keep him safe, Draco, dear.

Narcissa: Keep him safe, Harry. Oh, what a beautiful wedding!

Lucius: But what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom’s bride is a...boy.

Blaise: ICHIMEDINWITHHAVEN'TYOUPEOPLEEVERHEARDOFCLOSINGTHEGODDAMNDOOR

Pansy: NO! Keep the god dam door open.

Brendon Urie: tRiGGeReD

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Another Wattpad Chain

By DJ25265

*Ron and Harry sitting in the Great Hall*

Draco: *walks towards Harry's part of the table and leaning to the side* Hey Potter, nice fingers.

Harry: Um, thanks?

Draco: Y'know, they'd look better wrapped around my-

Ron: THEY'D ALSO LOOK BETTER WRAPPED AROUND THE BOOK OF THE LORD, AMEN!

Draco: Jesus fucking Christ, third time this week. Cockblocker.

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Wattpad Chain

jacketslut1's variation of DJ25265

Draco: Hey Potter! Nice fingers, however, they'd look better in my--

Ron: AROUND THE BOOK OF THE THE LORD, AMEN!

*thirty seconds*

Ron: wait. . . In?

Ron: what the fuck

*stands up* DRACO IS A BOTTOM FOR HARRY!

Draco: My father will-- actually no. Better if he doesn't

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The Fandom At Hera The BitchTM

Samantha: HERA IS A BITC-*gets struck by lightning*

Ash: lol nice try, my dude, but you meant Hera is a B-*chasm opens up in the ground swallowing me*

Mel: Hera is such a-*memory loss*

Katelyn: HERA IS A TOTAL BI-*gets thrown into Tartarus*

Sam: Ok *ahem* Juno's Greek form is a total female dog. *moment of relief and celebration*

Zyan: Thy Queen of thy Heavens may proceed to frickaty frack thyself. -few seconds pass- *sigh of relief* *lightning strikes* gods fucking dammit.

Sam: Hera had to think about that one for a second. Guess she ain't too smart either. *lightning* *moment of relief and celebration has passed*

Vincent: STOP IT! YOU GUYS YOUR ALMOST AS STUPID AS HERA!

*gets pushed off cliff*

Mel: Sam, that’s one way to put that Hera’s a bi- *gets attacked by peacocks*

-in the underworld-

Zyan: So... did the Malfoy's team up with Hera there, Mel?

Mel: *bitch smacks Zyan*