Hello... I am not making contact with you by choice. One of my enemies is holding me at gun point, until contact with you has been made. She's pretty shy, I guess... Had no issue reaching out to me. Her name is Amara Price. Yes—that Price. She loves to hear about it.
Please put as much emphasis on it as you want.
@amara-angel-price
Mhmm—Is that right, yeah? Then consider contact made, bab.
What's baby Price want with baby Makarov, then? And what've I got to do with any of it?
@starfaite: "My wound it's- it's gone..?! How did you do that?" ( have a confused fish still new to the dark world 😔🙏 )
Susie can't help the cocky grin that crosses her features, sharp golden teeth glimmering with pride.
"Pretty cool, huh?" She says. "Just a neat li'l trick I learned during my time over here. Took some practice, but I think I'm gettin' the hang of it!" She stretches her arms behind her head, basking in the pride of her accomplishment. Her healing magic was improving! Finally!
...Then... Thinking about it for a second...
"...You're like, good, right?" Susie then asks, looking back down at the woman. "No offense or nothin', but you, uh... Don't look like you belong here. You're not a Darkner, are you?"
As if that word would mean anything to someone as lost and confused as this lady seemed to be—
Hi. I’m back. Finally living in my house. Really ready to write again. Woefully behind on everything. All those plans I had to write a long fic this summer, well...that didn’t pan out. Sorry for anyone who commented on my series asking for more. I’d still love to get back to those meet-cute stories and expand on a few. Gotta dip my toes back into writing again after months and months away....
I dunno if you guys can tell but I haven’t done a lot of fantroll stuff lately. Or really. Much of anything.
But I DID write this.
Mind this is just some oc species shit, BUT it would mean quite a lot to me if you guys read it. Since it’s the... Longest thing I’ve written in .. All of 2021? Yike!
Anyway, as usual, here is a link to a google doc if reading it on my blog upsets the minds eye.
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“You know that we are practically Gods in comparison, right? It is a marvel that my people are not in the conquering business. We would be very good at it, do you not agree?”
Their captor spoke with a high in their voice, Qei was positive that they’d gotten their hands on some sort of mind altering substance to get them into the mindset that they were in -- Well, how else could you explain prattling on your master plan to a supposed lesser species? He found it rather foolish for the younger Cardali to speak so loudly and so boldly in front of newly rounded up prisoners. That was to say nothing to the tragically gaudy and unnecessary large castle-like structure that he and the four others of his crew were dragged to. Truly, he’d never seen such high ceilings outside of the Temples on Cardalith. What a waste of resources.
The upside is that the People of Aeilur were a remarkably easy species to mimic. They have no real sexual dimorphism, at least not one noticeable from the outside looking in, nor do they spend a lot of their time on ridiculous beauty standards. They were just a product of their world. Aeilur is a beautiful planet, actually, lush with fauna and vegetation long extinct on most other worlds. A strong, sturdy, practical people, with pacifism practiced down to an art, they wouldn’t raise arms even if an entire army to make a grab for their planet and it’s bountiful resources. It was Falarittus’ responsibility to help keep such things from occurring.
Qei could see how an opportunistic megalomaniac might have taken advantage of such information, he just never thought that he would see the day that one such megalomaniac would be an Ambassador of Cardalith, one of their own. He was disgusted.
There is a tug at the shackles that restrain his top set of hands, indicating that while he was lost in thought he’d stopped shuffling behind. He emits a low inquisitive grunt, he was going his usual hm, but he supposes that this is the only translation his current form could offer. How fascinating! He’d have to make plans to spend more time with the People of Aeilur. Under less pressing circumstances.
There is another sharp tug at his reins and he resumes trudging along behind the madman. How humiliating. Demoralizing. It was important for him to experience this though, so that he could speak to his short experience under their thumb when it came time to trial. There would be a trial. Not that Qei was worried that Falarittus would have much of a case. It would be short.
Not as short as it would have been if Qei were to let his patron in on the manhunt -- Why that temperamental giant would have lost it before they even stepped foot into this… Mansion? Seriously, this thing was gaudy. Might’ve burned the whole thing down Himself. No matter, this was always going to be a job for Qei. He even felt bad bringing along a crew with him. Diollea insisted he bring back up “just in case”.
He threw a worried glance over his shoulder to gauge them. They seemed comfortable, and he breathed out a sigh of relief.
Oh. Right, Falarittus was still talking.
“Once they see what I’ve done for the people of this world, the Gods themselves would shower me in praise. My peers and superiors would turn to me for guidance in the new age!”
It looks like Qei tuned back in just in time for a gem! He couldn’t help himself as the air quickly expelled from his new and quite long proboscis, which resulted in trumpets quite a bit louder than he was anticipating. He thinks this might be what a laugh is for this species. He did not intend to be laughing, but the idea that their creators would entertain the idea of the subjugation of any species, let alone one so peaceful as the People of Aeilur, was preposterous!
Only an idiot who made their home the size of a mall would have such delusions.
“What is so funny, worm?”
Worm! Perhaps not letting Diollea come was the mistake, this miserable pile of goo would long be ashes in that event. The trumpets were coming in spurts now, and Qei’s guess was that these were the equivalent of hiccups or maybe wheezing.
Qei’s crew took some steps back as Falarittus took the several steps to close the gaps between them. Now, naturally, Falarittus and Qei were eye level, but in this form they only came to just about chest level with him. Gentle, emphasis on the giant, indeed. The latters trunk swayed between them with a gentle undulation in a behavior that Qei was actually quite familiar with! Taunting.
He’d only seen it when three sisters prepared for a friendly bout of wrestling upon their reunion; It was cute. This was not.
“Oh, did you want to fight? Is that it? Did you plan to be the warrior of your people?”
Qei merely held up his two sets of shackled hands, hands big enough to hold Falarittus’ head in it. Hands that could crack their skull like a fragile piece of pottery if he were so inclined. He could not disrespect this form with violence, though, he thinks.
The bitter laugh that erupted from the man opposite him was unlike anything he’d ever heard come from the mouth of another Cardali, and he has met many of them in his day. It was almost ear splitting and made the hairs from his arms to his chest stand on end. Danger receptors? Very nice.
“It is not in you to fight, but please raise your hands to me so that I may cite self defense back to my superiors.”
There was a sick smirk on their face as they pulled a set of keys from their robes -- Robes, they were wearing robes like some sort of high priest in a fantasy story book -- and began to unlock the cruel piece of metal from Qei’s top set of arms. This was ideal, as he was fairly certain this is the set that translates back to the singular set of arms in his natural form, as they did not rudely burst from his shoulder blades like the second set did.
“Let's keep it fair, I only have the one pair after all.”
“Fair?” His own voice was quite alien to him, raspy and guttural as it tried to form words unfamiliar to the vocal cords tongue he borrowed to speak. Standard was not a language that belonged in this mouth.
“Fair. Say it with me. F-er.” Holy. Xenophobia. How did this pass the sniff test? No, there had to be another traitor in their ranks for such an awful wretched soul to have been left alone here. An example was to be made, and Qei would make sure that it was handled swiftly. The only good news was that this was so early on, that there was just this region of the planet that experienced it. Which was a really bad thing to think was a good thing. But there was a chance that the People of Aeilur would continue to allow Cardalith’s aid.
“Fair.” Qei said, once again the word barely made it past his tusks in one piece.
Falarittus cackled wildly at this attempt as Qei closed his eyes and focused his energy intro retracting that disrespectful set of arms back into his body, he’d been shifting for quite long time at this point in his life, so the rest of the shift passed by with a pleasant hum and totally not worth describing from the inside.
He reopened his eyes to the sound of metal hitting the floor, he was now looking at his own hands, ambient green glow and birthmarks exactly where he’d left them. They were clenched into tight fists. Most importantly, though, he was staring straight into the shell shocked eyes of the once quite full of himself clown.
“Fair enough?”
“Qei’eleritte, wait, let's talk about this --”
He swung hard, possibly with more force than intended, because they crumpled to the floor almost instantly. Behind him, he could hear the humored trumpeting of his still disguised crew behind him.
