#wayhaught shitpost

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Waverly: We’re just friends

Nicole: Yeah...

Waverly: But also I wouldn’t mind hugging or holding hands or making out in bed with no clothes on

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Waverly: I wasn't that drunk.

Nicole: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important

Waverly: But you are

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I want this now....

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*over text*

Nicole: Waves, I’m sorry

Nicole: please talk to me, baby

Nicole: muffin?

Nicole: sweet pea?

Nicole: the worlds prettiest angel?

Nicole: beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure?

Waverly: sorry doesn’t bring back my skittles, Nicole

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Wynonna: ok, I need you guys to be straight with me for one second.

Nicole and Waverly: *look at each other*

Nicole: impossible, Earp. Have you *seen* your sister?

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Waverly and Wynonna: *walk into room*

Wynonna: wouldn't it be easier to just kill him?

Waverly: well, yeah, sure. But how would you do it? There are so many options and each have their pros and cons. There's poison, suffocation, drowning, dismembering, electrocu-

Nicole: *emerging from mountain of blankets and pillows* MURDER IS ILLEGAL!!!