#wayneverified

[ckentdaily]

I’m layin’ on top of a four-foot, four-layer cake with a harmonica in my hands ‘bout to sing Happy Birthday, Mr. President.

Happy birthday to the most beautiful, most handsome, and sweetest man in Gotham! Mr. Bruce “Honey Bunch” Wayne.

I have the honor, the opportunity and the pleasure to call my him beau.

Happy birthday, baby, and I hope I’m the first one to tell you today. 🎂 🍰 🥳 🎉

[1stbird]

[hellblaxxer]

wayneverified replied to your post: EXCUSE ME?

I tried to follow someone else but it was you so I unfollowed on accident.

how are you going to make it up to me?

[themanfromkryptonofficial]

Glad to see you haven’t lost your sense of humor, Mr. Wayne.

[nochedura]

wayneverified replied to your post: wayneverified replied to your post: ...

Well, I said it wasn’t that bad, not that it was perfect. Sometimes you get gassed on the way to the gym and that’s normal.

Perhaps if it were better maintained. Alas.

[killerbreak]

@wayneverified I meant warm.

[tigerlivesarchived]

Are you the ex, Mister Wayne?

[gangraina-blog]

wayneverified replied to your post: no way in hell is mr. fantastic the smartest man...

Why is he so fantastic?

good question. he has all the qualities of a wet noodle, a worm if i’m being generous.