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Simon Snow is the worst Chosen One who's ever been chosen.
Baz has been saying it for years, and that statement is made even more apparent by the fact that Simon hasn't even bothered to show up for eighth year. He may be a complete idiot, but that doesn't mean that Baz wanted him to disappear.
Faced with an uncertain future, a Visiting from his mother, and the worry of whether Simon may have been fatally injured over the summer, Baz isn't sure how he's going to pass eighth year. It's his last year at Watford, and he can't even enjoy it.
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or, the one where Simon was kidnapped at the beginning of eighth year instead of Baz.
Read the first 5 chapters on ao3
Chapter 6 will be posted tomorrow, and after that, I’ll be posting every Wednesday and Saturday until it’s finished!














