"Dating ___ would include..." meme with the bears?
Ohmygosh this ask is pure gold, thank you mysterious anon, protip; you’re pretty neat
Dating Grizz Would Include:
• Being on top of the bearstack
• Going to win you treasures from the carnival games, only to claim it’s rigged if he loses
• Showing off his bear strength [I mean he freaking chucked a huge ass rock in a pond no sweat in one episode.]
• Likes to play video games with you/Enjoys when you watch him
• Bear Hugs [And hand-holding, despite his large paws]
• Tickles fests [He wins them anyway, so don’t try to defeat him, just makes him more determined to make you cry and laugh from being tickled too much.]
• Daily compliments [Most are unnecessary, but he thinks they could count. Ex: “That’s some cute breathing you got there babe.”]
• Pizza and movie dates [Doesn’t mind going to fancy dinner dates, but…He isn't really a fancy guy. More of a pizza guy.]
• Absolutely loses it if you ever dress up as little bear. Polar bear, red panda, black or even a brown bear, he doesn’t care! You just look so adorable and shows you off to his brothers, claiming that you’re apart of the family now.
• dId SoMeOnE mEnTiOn FoRtS? Prepare for the whole house to be covered in blankets, pillows, and fairy lights, as Grizz has an odd attachment to be closed in small, comfy spaces, since it reminds him of one. [*cough* box *cough*] He loves to share with his s/o and his bros, watching a movie and to sleep in a dog pile to top it off.
Dating Panda Would Include:
- Daily doses of neck nuzzling
- Compliments. Just, so, so many compliments. [Ex: “You look so cute in that selfie! It deserves two hundred likes!”]
- Hand holding during cuddle sessions
- Watching anime for hours is an absolute must for this panda bear
- Good morning/Good night texts, despite you being not too far away from him when he sends you those. You ask him why he does this, and he replies that it’s sort of a cute, domestic, relationship thing. “What the hell does that mean, PanPan -”
“Just means what it means.”
“You don’t know what it means, do you?”
“...Psssh, yeah, of course I do.”
- Has a folder dedicated to photos of you. He just finds you so photogenic and pretty adorable, even if you’re tripping in the cave, showing off your monster face, etc. etc. [Photo Count: 327]
- Did I mention matching outfits? Well, it depends if you want to do them, but he’s all for it. He’s into the cute, ‘fashionable’ couple relationships, and he wants it for you and him. If you don’t however, he’ll understand.
- Taking care of him when he’s sick. [Note: It’s a must to take his phone away during this ‘epidemic,’ as a similar incident with the Bear Flu will surely repeat itself. Save yourself the trouble please, haha]
- Finds that when you nuzzle into his black and white fur is actually quite soothing and very much appreciated by the panda bear.
- Mustering up the courage and flirting with you, but only to make a fool of himself. At least thank him for trying, haha..
Dating Ice Bear Would Include:
~ Special, gourmet dishes prepared especially for you
~ Along with Grizz, he shows off his strength at times, but in a more subtle manner, just to see your reactions.
~ Enjoys his mornings more when you wake up with him. If you’re a morning person or not, he enjoys your awake presence nevertheless.
~ [Highly Hypothetical] If he’s in a playful enough mood, he’ll consider to play more childish games with you, such as hide and go seek. Hearing your giggles and such, he finds that playing such young, time-wasting games worth it. [Hide and Seek is his favorite child game. He’s a master at the game, as a hider and a seeker.]
~ He’ll end up staring at you a couple of times, but I mean, why not? You’re you, and well, you’re just so...wow. If you catch him however, he’ll blink and turn away, a small pastel pink blush appearing on his face. [Mission failed. We’ll get ‘em next time.]
~ Staying up late at night cooking sweets, making the whole cave smell like a bakery. Half of the time it wakes up the other two bears, and it turns into a baking fest. [Good thing the cave hasn’t burst into flames yet.]
~ Daily reminders of doing basic things, such as; brushing your teeth, combing your hair, eating your food, or taking a shower. He may seem like a mother in this sense, but he wants you to be healthy, that’s all. “Brush your teeth.”
“Eat your food. No phone.”
“Ice Bear said no phone.”
“Ice Bear just wants you healthy.”
“Phone keeps me healthy.”
~ Once he picks you up, it may take him a lot of convincing to put you down.
~ Buys you simplistic, yet romantic gifts, and hides them around the house where only you would find them.
~ [Extra] If he’s in an awe-struck mood, he’ll converse back and forth with his s/o for hours, only when no one else is home however. He likes to have this special time between you two alone, especially if it means he gets all of your attention.
