𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐃𝐎𝐆𝐒 𝟐 ! / sentence starters pulled from ubisofts second instalment of the watchdogs franchise : watchdogs 2. some lines may have been edited for better use, change whatever you want to suit your characters. there will be several parts to this tw // political tones throughout.
❛ consider this your initiation. ❜
❛ your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to bypass the security doors and get inside. ❜
❛ whatever they have on me, it’s all bullshit. ❜
❛ all the more reason for a purge. ❜
❛ i’ll be watching. ❜
❛ i put this playlist together to set the mood, hope you like it. ❜
❛ you’re wasting your time. ❜
❛ he’s got a gun, is that a problem ? ❜
❛ problems is why you keep me around, right ? ❜
❛ i’m just not that into aliens, or video games. ❜
❛ yeah, i never listen to you. ❜
❛ i wanna see if he’s smart, stubborn or both. ❜
❛ once in the system, always in the system. ❜
❛ holy shit, you went for it ! ❜
❛ you won’t have much time until the back up servers kick in. ❜
❛ nobody has ever gotten this far, this is like the secret cow level. ❜
❛ it creates a digital profile of you, to be bought, sold or stolen in an instant. ❜
❛ you are now less valuable than the data you produce. ❜
❛ this is the new reality, going dark is no longer an option. ❜
❛ it’s big brother and little brother all rolled into one … sees everything you do and then tells on you. ❜
❛ i installed a backdoor, all we need to do is walk right in. ❜
❛ oh, sledgehammers and fire ! no, sledgehammers ON fire! ❜
❛ it’s like sadtube.com… a channel for sad people, amma right. ❜
❛ come to see the magic happen ? i’ll let you watch while i do my thing. ❜
❛ oh oh, did luke ride on yodas back ? i think not. ❜
❛ damn, i hope you kept all the receipts. ❜
❛ hey yo, check out this fuckstick. ❜
❛ he doesn’t know who he’s fucking with, it’s on now. ❜
❛ you’ve got a weird relationship with technology, you know that right ? ❜
❛ trash ! trash ! trash ! oooh wait a minute… ! nope, trash ! ❜
❛ well you got the goods, is it actually good ? ❜
❛ i’ll get this little fucker prepped, you go get us some caffeine. ❜
❛ wait a minute, you want me to get you two coffee ? ❜
❛ no, he’s a robot. i want you to get US caffeine … he’ll take a decaf. ❜
❛ it doesn’t matter if what we’re saying is true, if people don’t want it to be. ❜
❛ oh no, oh man, not cool, way not cool. ❜
❛ woow… that’s nasty. ❜
❛ what’s that guy doing, why does he have a toilet brush up his arse ? ❜
❛ i’ve always wanted to swim with dolphins, NO stingrays ! stingrays would be cool. ❜
❛ … THAT’S your one veto ? ❜
❛ i’m going to hang out here, i’m allergic to tight spaces and shitty uniforms. ❜
❛ what is it with you and animals ? ❜
❛ don’t make me the guy that kicks a puppy, i don’t wanna be that guy. ❜
❛ turn the camera off, we’re done here, turn it off ! ❜
❛ citizens of the digital age, welcome ! ❜
❛ you took a bad beat, bud. it happens. ❜
❛ not your smartest move, and you’ve had some monumental fuck ups recently.. ❜
❛ you screwed the pooch and on fucking television, dude. somebody’s probably doing an auto tune of your interview right now. ❜
❛ all you need to do is figure out an apology to my lawyers for laying your hands on me. ❜