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- mod denki

#mod denki #we so ded #mod denki did not post this to their main blog by accident

( 8 ) Hey, nausea's kicking my ass, have a submission. Also, this is might be a long one, so tack a "keep reading" on it if need be. If the quality is bad, i apologize, i typed this out at roughly 5:00+ with the help of Pandora.

( 8 ) Sighing in exhaustion and hunger, you stretch. The night drags on further, as you now find your newfound companions, and your hunting party, sit at either side of you around the fire. A mix between rations and slow cooked food from a fire is passed around, as well as hearty drinks to spare. Riding a decent buzz, you find yourself genuinely happy and merry alongside those you consider comrades, a feeling you…strangely don’t recall having felt in a long while.

Standing, well, more like staggering up, and far more drunk than you, Nora holds her skewer of food up high, her drink held in her other hand as she uses her hammer as a crutch. “T-t-to *HIC* T-to Xshlth! The *HIC* b-bane of grrrrriiiiiimmmm~!!!” Upon her drunken note, she knocks back the last of her drink, forcing her to fall flat upon her ass. You and the others laugh, and raise your drinks as well, in a toast to your aforementioned title.

Hours pass by, as you, alongside everyone else, pass out, from equal measures of mutton and mead, leaving the Atlesian golem, Arty, to remain on watch, a silent vigil in a ruined guardsman tower, overlooking you all. The ever-watchful guardian maintains his post, directing his gaze to every foreign sound that radiates deep within the depths of the dark and the wood as the campfire lingers a few more moments, before snuffing out completely.

The moonless shroud of the night reigns supreme, as the twilight hours of dusk slink and crawl throughout the outskirts of the forest. The sound of silence soon joins the dance of darkness, but finds its time upon this earth short lived, as the most primal and agony stricken wail pierces through the forest. Quickly as it rang out, the shriek of pain stops altogether, Nevermore, rustled from their slumber, caw and take flight. Such noises rouse you from your partially hung-over slumber, but the sight that unfolds before you certainly sobers you up.

A sky blue flame, roaring and crackling upon the ashes of a dead fire-pit, twirls and spirals in place, like that of a violent gust of wind. The agonized scream feels like nails upon a chalkboard to your ears, but it definitely sounded closer than before. Staggering to your feet, you summon shield and mace to your hands, as Arty jumps from his perch upon the ground near you.

"Something is on its way,“ The golem reports "Something big” Shaking your head to clear the haziness of booze and sleep, you grumble in annoyance “Thank you for the obvious Arty” You growl “Help me wake the others.” As much as you despise the action, you clash your mace upon your shield like a drum, shoving people with hand and foot “To arms, to arms!” You shout “Grimm draw upon us, get up! To arms!”

People blindly stumble and stagger about, sobering up, preparing to fend off anything as best they can. An embarrassing sight really, but you have no time to judge. Noticing Ruby remaining motionless, apparently entranced by the fire, you growl in annoyance, pulling the young sentry up to feet. “God damn it Ruby, we don’t have time for this, get up–”

You find your words cut short like ribbon, as you not only hear the agonizing screams of your adversary grow closer, but piece together the words the horrified crimson maiden is mouthing, as she continues to gaze into the soul of the fire. Slowly, you turn your head towards the pained wailing of the creature that advances towards the ruins.

"The sky blue fire…“ You now hear Ruby’s fear-stricken voice tremble "He’s here…Grendel…he found us…”

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Oh fuck

And we’re all hungover

Oh fUCK

#x #8 anon #WE DED #WE SO DED #submission

im so dead i changed out my brothers clothes with my own, smeared my parents door knob with toothpaste, and made it look like someone was sleeping in the bed in my dad’s home office.

#william and i also ding dong ditched some ppl in our neighborhood #we so ded #death mention //