#we're bitches

[jaunearc-official]

Is it gay to softly touch your boyfriends shoulder and tell him it's ok to ask for help while in the belly of a Grimm whale?

[pleasesirmayipleasehavebeanssir]

Bitches will confess to eachother then go into shock for 3 days.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

bitches will be like "i really needed this" and it's just their broke asses sitting parked in a rich neighborhood

[syn4k]

shoutout to the bitches that eat candy sour enough to make pure citric acid cry for its momma without flinching but cannot handle any sort of horror

[lovesthecure]

Inner worlds are so funny like oh? Bitches didn't have an architecht for a while? Oh? You bitches just have been sitting in a black void? Oh? You guys just set a mansion in the void and gave a few other people pocket dimensions? Oh?

[thecloudybrainstorm]

There's this post on tumblr about how there's going to be a new instagram update that entails notifications being sent when you screenshot a post and the squad has literally broken down because we know we'd 100% be DED if that was the case omg I can almost hear Lisa crying from Colindale you know

[aaronmnrd-120516archive-blog]

dude, agentbartomanoff, smoothy smooth

[aksannyi]

Coworker: Wow, D picked a bad week to go on vacation, crappy weather and we get to leave early on Friday.

Me: I know right

Coworker: Oh well, she needed a break from work.

Me: We needed a break from her ...