#weasel lore

[weaselishmcdiesel]

if i had an evil alter ego for like youtuber purposes its name would be diesel mcweasel and he’s a shitty mafia guy and he wears weasel fur and we naturally hate each other (we actually love each other)

[weaselishmcdiesel]

is this u by any chance

(alien/monster solidarity indeed my good friend)

No, I used to live across the street from him though! He's cool :)

[weaselishmcdiesel]

this wasn’t prompted by anything in particular. no of course it wasnt.

[weaselishmcdiesel]

UwU I like this.

AAA EXACTLY!!!

it took a joint effort but everyone managed to manhandle my mustache back on o7 good work cadets o77

[weaselishmcdiesel]

also bold of you to assume im human

❗️

[weaselishmcdiesel]

ah well, worth a shot :]

even so, maybe we could get together and kidnap a few cows sometime.. 😳😳😳

Oh that sounds like a swell time! 😈 I'll grab my flying saucer-

[weaselishmcdiesel]

do you also by any chance happen to be mistaken for a weird looking deer sometimes?? bc if so I think we might be related. i have a really big extended family, you see,

If by deer you actually mean small ferret-like creature, yes! But no-I have no antlers or short fuzzy tail or cloven hooves to be heard of

Good luck on finding any more family members though!

[weaselishmcdiesel]

im unlocking weasel lore. I'm PRETTY SURE human fingers don't change color unless you mean like. getting blueish when rly cold

Really? I thought I learned in my humanities class that human fingers would change depending on the color of beverage they consumed? oh... maybe I'm mistaking that for my own kind... I wasn't the brightest in both human and alien school...