#weasalien lore

[weaselmcdiesel]

if anyone at all is interested in the rp @gremling4mer and i have going on on my spam @weaselishmcdiesel youll be pleased to know our ocs have designs XD credit to grem to their oc ofc!

[weaselishmcdiesel]

So.....

About that date a while back... I am very sorry it was cut short. Duty calls, and Cockroach Command Ship called a bit sooner than I'd expected...

But if you're willing, I'd be eternally grateful if we could try again. Maybe we could go foraging this time?

AH! d-date we're calling it! yes! yes... oh, you don't have to worry about it at all. I'm happier knowing you could get everything you needed to do done! I'm sure the locals wouldn't be too happy if those tasty little... I mean cockroaches got out?

Let's do it! :DDD AHH I can't wait to see what we'll find I'm giddy just thinking about it! gotta make sure to pack a big bag!! I'm not the best versed with earthly specimens but I'm sure you can tell me what's what :) besides, I can make a dish out of anything >:) OH AND GOTTA MAKE SURE TO BRING A BIG BAG!!

[weaselishmcdiesel]

is this u by any chance

(alien/monster solidarity indeed my good friend)

No, I used to live across the street from him though! He's cool :)

[weaselishmcdiesel]

personally, im partial to mahogany, though birch does have quite an interesting taste! tell me, are you allergic to any specific noble gases?

and about the rambling- don't worry, i uh. i like hearing you talk. i hope to hear much more, if tomorrow ends up going well...

i, too, love sunsets. they hold a beauty that I haven't seen on any other planet. i think it's because of the layers of atmosphere? but it is very picturesque. i look forward to experiencing it with you

Ah! I love them both but my mother loooves cooking with mahogany <3 I can bring some of her woodwiches! And only xenon as far as I'm aware?

Oh, oh dear, you and your words, ahah.. Now I don't know what to say oh I'm blushing,, I don't doubt tomorrow will be splendid with you around :)

And the stars that come after! The way they twinkle in one after another, Earth's atmosphere is so curious. Maybe we'll see the sun that follows? Oh maybe we shouldn't stay that long... I don't want to keep you if you have other plans...

[weaselishmcdiesel]

also bold of you to assume im human

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[weaselishmcdiesel]

I too am an alien from beyond this galaxy but I have stopped here on earth. The "humans" are very interesting and show potential. Any interesting observations on this species?

Well hello! I haven't been sent to Earth for the mission of human observation, actually. I've moved here as a resident! Humans seem to be resilient, as I've noticed...More resilient than I would have assumed for a fleshy species? But I don't claim to be an expert on biology or anything. Hope your studies are yielding good information though!

[weaselishmcdiesel]

By ALL MEANS please eat the cockroaches. If you consume them all, maybe I can tell Dzarken they went extinct and I'll get a more interesting assignment.

Uhm- see, the corporation I intern for, they needed someone to go on a "top-secret once in two lifetimes opportunity mission", and, well, turns out they're just pricks. Sent me here to watch insects breed.

I don't even get paid. Deities help me.

But don't get me wrong, it's not all bad! This planet is lovely, and its flora are stunning. Have you ever seen the Monstera Deliciosa specimen??? I have four of them 🤭

Oh, AND the little yellow ones with pointy leaves- they're everywhere, the humans call them weeds but they're breathtaking when potted in the right soil. I've got one that's four feet tall- her name is Fjorn-

Sorry. I got a bit carried away there.

WITH PLEASURE o7!! Reminds me when I was little and my friends and I would run around the forest catching as many beetles as we could to see who could catch the most!! Heheh wish I could still do that, the parks around here aren't as lush or... accepting of aliens...

Oh my- Sounds... dull :( Of all the magical things that happen on Earth and you have to learn about reproduction... a huge missed opportunity I think...

I love plants!! To use in my cooking I mean- I may have used the Deliciosa specimen as garnish once... eheh... Human cooking tools are just so much more advanced than they are on my planet! Anyway- I'd love to see all your plants! They'd be beautiful even if they weren't delicious ^^

Do you mean dandelions!! Precious things!!! I love to collect wild ones for soup though you have to be careful- don't pick ones off the streets! You never know if people sprayed them with something... But I promise I won't eat Fjorn!

I think we both may have gotten a bit entranced there,, ^^

[weaselishmcdiesel]

You are very caring, weasel. I hope that someday I will get to meet your lovely mother?

Oh- I forgot to mention. The lock on the cockroach room in my saucer is... low quality, to say the least. They escape quite frequently. I hope you don't mind... but if you do we could always just sit on the roof!!!

Why thank you, and of course you will! Er- I don’t mean that to sound as though I’ve planning that all along ahah- you know what I mean… My mother would be delighted to meet you grem

Cockroach… room? Sounds very curious! Didn’t you know cockroaches are high in protein? If you’re alright with it I may just snack on them! ^^ I may prefer to sit on the roof just for a better view of the sky though!

…. Ok I cave why do you have a cockroach room