#weaseling

[tortureisims]

weaseling replied to your post: "Leon love me."

“Y'know, that’s nicer than the name you called me last time so I’m gonna chock this up as a win.”

❝ You   are   insufferable. ❞

[weasel-the-scout]

Worse than any other human hardship is waking up moments before your alarm goes off.

[diaoman2]

#careerwomen #equalpartnership #powercouple #womanist #weaseling #copout https://www.instagram.com/p/CNIskNeA1QF/?igshid=1b9pineq1rooy

[jubicream]

     “Penis?”

[lttlebuddy-a-blog]

‘ that’s the dumbest fear i’ve ever heard in my life. ’

╳    ▐   ¦      ↠ »       ◜unsolved cases / accepting . ◝

     ❝ YEAH,  I thought so too until you opened your asymmetrical mess of a face! Then I figured out that the dumbest fear is a fear of your spit going into my mouth making my own teeth as fucked up as yours! ❞

[112testing]

If you don't have this freedom of the press, then all these little fellows are weaseling around and doing their monkey business and they never get caught.

Harold R. Medina

[besmirchthis]

"don't try to weasel a handjob for a tip."

mickey, don't use the word weasel okay never mind why not.

also, if you just look at that sentence, it starts to fall apart pretty quickly. to my eyes, anyway. and now i just keep reading "don't try to handjob a weasel for a tip." 

except i don't know that the weasel'd mind.

[rodpower78]

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

Homer Simpson