* FREELANCE / POLICE

Indie // Selective // Max from Sam & Max // Temp. Dash Only

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EVIL, MANIACAL LAUGHTER

AKA COME FOLLOW ME ON THE REMAKE FAM.

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EVIL, MANIACAL LAUGHTER

AKA COME FOLLOW ME ON THE REMAKE FAM.

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EVIL, MANIACAL LAUGHTER

AKA COME FOLLOW ME ON THE REMAKE FAM.

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EVIL, MANIACAL LAUGHTER

AKA COME FOLLOW ME ON THE REMAKE FAM.

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EVIL, MANIACAL LAUGHTER

AKA COME FOLLOW ME ON THE REMAKE FAM.

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EVIL, MANIACAL LAUGHTER

AKA COME FOLLOW ME ON THE REMAKE FAM.

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EVIL, MANIACAL LAUGHTER

AKA COME FOLLOW ME ON THE REMAKE FAM.

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EVIL, MANIACAL LAUGHTER

AKA COME FOLLOW ME ON THE REMAKE FAM.

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EVIL, MANIACAL LAUGHTER

AKA COME FOLLOW ME ON THE REMAKE FAM.

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how you know i love a character: i feel that a blog is inadequate for their amazingness so i decide to remake it.

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well i finished my essay and i am still really up in the air about rebooting.

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someone should seriously tell me no to remaking.

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— ILLEGAL EXPERIMENTATION / @therealricksanchezpleasestandup

   A bunny coming to arrest him. Furry police, is what he WANTED to say, but the threat of arrest has him a bit caught off guard momentarily before squinting at the rabbit.

  Nevertheless, Rick waits. But he’s right next to his workbench, with a handful of improvised weapons at the ready should the need truly arise. Skepticism is what keeps the scientist from reacting offensively.

  “Arrest, huh? Under what–what charges are we talkin’ about here?”

   “‘Cause, y’know, I’d like to KNOW what I’m somehow being charged with before I get dragged off to the slammer.”

     To be honest, the lagomorph wasn’t even expecting a half way genuine reaction. Pausing, abnormally large head just tilting to the side as he stared at the human, he cleared his throat. Hand on his hip, he motioned vaguely to the science and materials on the workbench. It looked like it was time to fake this like he always did. And by fake it he means see if he can trick this poor sap into paying a fine instead.

      ❝ ISN’T  it obvious? What kind of sane, legal man who abides by the law lives in this trash heap of a hoard pile! You should be ashamed of yourself for whatever you’ve done. How dare you. I’m sure your mother would be very disappointed. But I suppose since you seem to be such important work here, I can write you off with a 1 Billion Dollar fine. Wait did I say 1 Billion? I mean 100 Billion. ❞

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Never take Max’s “you’re under arrest” stuff seriously. Like if someone did I think he would be so confused cause no one ever takes the freelance police seroiusly

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‘ all very effective for– for murder. ’

     ❝ AND  to think I wasn’t the first one to come up with it! We should find these guys so I can beat it into their head that there can only be 1 psychotic character on this street! ❞

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You are horrifying to look at.

     ❝ YOU  really think so? Here I was thinking I was getting a little too cute! ❞     Hyper-kinetic bunny just swayed side to side, grabbing his cheeks as thought he had been given the most amazing compliment in the world.     ❝ IF  it helps, you look like something out of a 1990′s horror film that didn’t have enough budget for half decent textures! ❞

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Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 Sentence Starters

I don’t know what you’re talking about, but I like the way you say it. I have sensitive nipples. I can clearly see you winking. I have single-handedly vanquished the beast! Careful what you say around these folks, they’re easily offended. Count yourself blessed they didn’t kill you. You just need to find someone who’s pathetic, like you. I will be free of these shackles soon enough and I’ll kill you! You’re cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag! I have famously huge turds! If you think I take pleasure in exiling you, you’re wrong. I do not understand the intricacies of social interaction. I told you that when I was drunk, why are you bringing this up? If he ends up being evil, we’ll just kill him. I’m uncertain about parting ways. What is your goal here? To get everyone to hate you? Because it’s working! No one has ever asked me a personal question. Touch me and the only thing you’re going to feel is a broken jaw. I have searched for you for so long. If you loved her, why did you leave her? I had to watch her die! How did you get to this weird, dumb planet? He raised me by hand and kept me as his own. You are horrifying to look at. When you’re ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. A dog would not invite a flee to live on his back. No offence, but your employees are a bunch of jerks. You might deserve this, but I don’t. It’s a day for dumbass names. They killed all my friends. If you ever tell anyone about this, I will kill you. Something about this place doesn’t feel right. I’ve finally found my family, don’t you understand that? I win! I’ve bested you in combat! Sometimes, we are deprived the pleasures of mortals. The bodies in the caverns, who are they? We’re family. We leave no one behind, except maybe you. You said you were going to eat me! I seriously can’t believe that’s where your mind goes. You don’t have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you. Whatever you do, don’t push this button. You cannot deny the purpose the universe has bestowed upon you. What greater meaning could life possibly have to offer? I haven’t done anything right in my whole life. I can only afford to lose one friend today. You may have been your father’s boy, but he wasn’t your daddy. It’s just some unspoken thing.