#weatherfactory

[manorinthewoods]

cultist simulator is a game set in 1920s london where you attempt to become immortal by abusing the power of eldritch gods, and also stealing priceless treasures from archaeological sites. one of the following did not happen in the setting:

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alexander the great decided not to be great

scissors possess unfathomable occult power

there's a club for birds

some bastards killed the rainbow

the sun was beaten to death with a rock

a mole invented censorship

there is a deity of disaster lesbians

the grim reaper is a twink

cannibalism both causes and cures depression

a very generous mushroom wants to make you soft and wet

the world's biggest secret is that a tree and a horse are dating

i know this setting already

Voting ended onMar 29, 2025

[croholz]

He gives you a look.

Iii Uhh mainly made this for a cool pfp look and also bc I was in the mood for this wonderful man

[power-lich]

My fanart of a raw prophet

I don't think this is even a joke, they are basically mischievous critters (but also scary af) and are supposed to be HIGHLY persuasive. So pulling smth like this seems fitting.

Btw zero idea how this tumblr thing works, but glad to be here.

[saschacant]

Nobody asked, so here’s my ULTIMATE ROMANCE tier list for Cultist Simulator, after many moons of obsession with the game (pretend Exile doesn’t exist for a second).

In no particular order beyond the tiers because I had to copy/paste half of these in myself. Just please don’t tell Neville anyone else is in S tier. He will cry.

[theartisticpixelbit]

Misty Morning: A pessimistic quiet Pegasus, her talent is in making well... mist and morning dew in the weather factory and she totally has no other job what so ever! She does seem to buy a lot of black mane dye though... Her cousin is Sunny Shores!

[muj0]

The game Book of Hours is just ADHD simulator - I'm cleaning up this room, and I find a book, but to read the book, I need a memory, but to make the memory, I gotta sniff a flower, but to sniff the flower, I gotta pick it, but to pick it, I gotta find the room, but to find it, I gotta clean it, so while I'm cleaning it, I find a book...

[figdays]

Cultist's Notebook // weatherfactory 

[massivetittiesandwarcrimes]

After 287 hours, I have fully mastered the Mansus!