#webby rp

[webby-on-the-web]

Hi! I'm Macadamia!

Wow. You're really bright to look at.

Do you like coffee?

Macadamia, the semi-pocket sized squirrel - @semipocketsizedsquirrel

I can ingest it if that's what you're asking. As for preferences, I much prefer the occasional aphid or cricket.

I'm only joking. I don't mind mortal food. Thank you, Macadamia, it is much appreciated. I'm sorry about the brightness, as unfortunately I cannot change that. I've been told it is not unlike turning on a phones brightness to max at three in the morning.

Which I know is not comfortable.

[ @semipocketsizedsquirrel ]

[webby-on-the-web]

hellooo

may i introduce some pictures of my puppy

i put a bow tie on him and he is a very fine gentleman now

dare i say the finest gentleman

Sure, little one. I'd be happy to see your puppy, since I am sure he is the finest gentleman.

[webby-on-the-web]

forgive me if this has been asked before! what's your relationship like with Miss Holloway?

Do not fret, cautious one. No one has questioned me on this subject yet, no. Her fate I'm afraid is the kind of web that is spun of sweetness and sugar, dissolving from the slightest drop of water. She washes away with each tear cried when she shares her tragedy, as none will ever recall her. This was the price she paid to live for eternity. The thing she gave me. Forever, forgotten. A most tragic story, indeed.

I do not know if I could call giving such a gift and burden would be called a... relationship. Would you?