Webby's Weavings

The Lady in White's Curated Web - (A Hatchetfield RP Blog)

[webby-on-the-web]

Hello mortals and possibly immortals.

Since you all seem to communicate via this strange... web, I thought it best to do the same.

I can monitor my brothers and any precious threads they will try to cut or tangle.

The plans I orchestrate may be beyond most understandings, but I promise that my intentions are good and pure ones.

Please do not hesitate to contact me, my web is open to all...

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[ooc, context, and fanart beyond the cut]

[Just making this account for fun, we will see how it goes. I'm acting like Webby is the offset to the Lords in Black, a bit of balance. You could even see her as The Fairy Godmother of Sweet Dreams from Cinderella's Castle as well, or at least that was an old version of her.]

[All story is headcanoned by yours truly though I have seen Witch in the Web and Black Friday at least, I am making the rest up as I go.]

[I imagine Webby to be proper and outside most of the mortal realm, though she can interfere to 'correct' things that go wrong. She's very proper and formal to me, so I'll write her that way. And yes, she makes Dad jokes if you see the title of this blog lol.]

[ooc inside brackets]

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[My concept of Webby:]

[j7nkovich]

crunch crunch crunch crunch

genuinely on god how im looking while watching @1m-a-b4stard and @the-ted-spankoffski-69 get closer and closer to ripping out eachothers throats. this shit is premium entertainment and i dont even have to pay

[webby-on-the-web]

Do you perhaps have any popped kernels to spare, Janky?

[j7nkovich]

(Janky looks as though he's about to pick up the popcorn bucket off of his lap and just hand it to her, however, as soon as he picks it up it seems to duplicate. an identical bucket that appeared to have just been sat there in the exact same spot clipped inside of the bucket just phasing through the other bucket like he pressed ctrl+d in roblox studio.)

(He hands the duplicate bucket to webby) ja

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby doesn't even blink one of her many, many eyes. She simply takes the bucket in one of her many hands and eats with another.

Thank you.

This buttered corn is rather delightful. And the show isn't bad either.

[j7nkovich]

how long you thinking till they genuinely end up killing eachother cause im betting its going to be in about the next 3 comments

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, one Ted can reset I do believe, and to be fair, this isn't his original universe. He's just... escaped the timeline.

[ooc: not me throwing @the-ted-spankoffski-69 under the bus lmao]

[j7nkovich]

interesting. This weird space time shit youse got going on is interesting as hell im so glad i do not have to deal with it in as formal of a way as you guys do i think id go insane

i have to say though if they did fight, the one with the green shirt seems alot more pissed off constantly and i feel like i can see him winning. no offense to my buddy.

[webby-on-the-web]

Yes, well the hands of fate deal what cards they please. Mayhaps keep him company for when he does inevitably lose? He may need a friend, lest he turns to the kind of companionship one can only find in the bottom of a bottle.

[ooc: omg Teds going to become homeless guy isn't he now I'm gonna cry send help. Shit maybe I'll just keep resetting him because that's hella depressing.]

[j7nkovich]

Oh, shit...

You know this was just kind of funny at first to watch but. I'll keep my eyes on him. Cause you've got me worried, webs.

I was more convinced they'd just beat eachother silly but now uh. Not so sure it'll just be looney tunes foolery,,,,,

[ooc: NOOO POOR BABBYY<3 well. grown ass man btw but u get what i mean. lird someone ger him out of ther!!!e!!]

[webby-on-the-web]

Well now they're both... rabbits it seems, so mayhaps this will fix things.

Though they do seem rather stuck.

Would you like to not be rabbits @the-ted-spankoffski-69 and @1m-a-b4stard ?

[1m-a-b4stard]

Would grass still be edible and taste good

[webby-on-the-web]

Most likely not, no. Most humans as I'm aware cannot digest grass well enough, I'm afraid. You could eat other greens, though. I'm not sure if that helps your decision.

[j7nkovich]

hey i mean you can get pretty much the same experience with like, lettuce and asparagus and spring onions.

...fuck i want some spring onions now.

[ @1m-a-b4stard if u got a ping from me no u didnt < my dumbfuck ass didnt realise webby had already replied to u ggs ]

[1m-a-b4stard]

Deal. Make me human and get me some of those vegetables you mentioned

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby waves her hands about and Ted loses his fur and returns to his human state not unlike the other version of himself.

There we are.

Oh. And also this...

Webby presents Ted with a bundle of asparagus, spring onions, and lettuce along with a bag of baby spinach and a few carrots.

Should hold you over for a bit.

[1m-a-b4stard]

He looks down at his body, immediately realising how much more comfortable this actually was. His eyes light up when he's handed the greens, taking them gratefully.

AWESOME! Thanks so much

[webby-on-the-web]

The least I could do, Theodore. If you need me again for something, I shall do my best to assist if it's within my ability. There are some things even beyond myself.

[1m-a-b4stard]

Oh i do have one more question, white web lady... whats up with there being another version of me in here?

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, believe it or not, but this is not uncommon. Seems most universes have two of you at once actually. Nothing to worry about, I assure you.

He won't disturb the make up of the universe - he's only adapting as best as he can right now.

[1m-a-b4stard]

Alright...

[webby-on-the-web]

You seem upset about this, and I apologize but I'm not quite sure what you'd like me to do.

What would you prefer?

[1m-a-b4stard]

You're fine, Web lady. I just don't like that guy... Stupid Ted...

[webby-on-the-web]

Pardon me, Theodore, but you do realize that is just... yourself, right?

A version of you with different actions, that has gone through other things and come out albeit different but not genetically so.

[1m-a-b4stard]

He's too similar but different. I don't like it. Who would like the idea of a copy of them walking around town and basically replacing them?

[webby-on-the-web]

I imagine no one would, this is true.

But is he replacing you truly? Do you not still have your friends, your family, your job, your freedom? Even if this... other Theodore were to gain those same friends it does not make them forget you.

I'm well aware that perhaps you do not like the idea of sharing but they do say two heads are better than one, yes?

[j7nkovich]

crunch crunch crunch crunch

genuinely on god how im looking while watching @1m-a-b4stard and @the-ted-spankoffski-69 get closer and closer to ripping out eachothers throats. this shit is premium entertainment and i dont even have to pay

[webby-on-the-web]

Do you perhaps have any popped kernels to spare, Janky?

[j7nkovich]

(Janky looks as though he's about to pick up the popcorn bucket off of his lap and just hand it to her, however, as soon as he picks it up it seems to duplicate. an identical bucket that appeared to have just been sat there in the exact same spot clipped inside of the bucket just phasing through the other bucket like he pressed ctrl+d in roblox studio.)

(He hands the duplicate bucket to webby) ja

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby doesn't even blink one of her many, many eyes. She simply takes the bucket in one of her many hands and eats with another.

Thank you.

This buttered corn is rather delightful. And the show isn't bad either.

[j7nkovich]

how long you thinking till they genuinely end up killing eachother cause im betting its going to be in about the next 3 comments

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, one Ted can reset I do believe, and to be fair, this isn't his original universe. He's just... escaped the timeline.

[ooc: not me throwing @the-ted-spankoffski-69 under the bus lmao]

[j7nkovich]

interesting. This weird space time shit youse got going on is interesting as hell im so glad i do not have to deal with it in as formal of a way as you guys do i think id go insane

i have to say though if they did fight, the one with the green shirt seems alot more pissed off constantly and i feel like i can see him winning. no offense to my buddy.

[webby-on-the-web]

Yes, well the hands of fate deal what cards they please. Mayhaps keep him company for when he does inevitably lose? He may need a friend, lest he turns to the kind of companionship one can only find in the bottom of a bottle.

[ooc: omg Teds going to become homeless guy isn't he now I'm gonna cry send help. Shit maybe I'll just keep resetting him because that's hella depressing.]

[j7nkovich]

Oh, shit...

You know this was just kind of funny at first to watch but. I'll keep my eyes on him. Cause you've got me worried, webs.

I was more convinced they'd just beat eachother silly but now uh. Not so sure it'll just be looney tunes foolery,,,,,

[ooc: NOOO POOR BABBYY<3 well. grown ass man btw but u get what i mean. lird someone ger him out of ther!!!e!!]

[webby-on-the-web]

Well now they're both... rabbits it seems, so mayhaps this will fix things.

Though they do seem rather stuck.

Would you like to not be rabbits @the-ted-spankoffski-69 and @1m-a-b4stard ?

[1m-a-b4stard]

Would grass still be edible and taste good

[webby-on-the-web]

Most likely not, no. Most humans as I'm aware cannot digest grass well enough, I'm afraid. You could eat other greens, though. I'm not sure if that helps your decision.

[j7nkovich]

hey i mean you can get pretty much the same experience with like, lettuce and asparagus and spring onions.

...fuck i want some spring onions now.

[ @1m-a-b4stard if u got a ping from me no u didnt < my dumbfuck ass didnt realise webby had already replied to u ggs ]

[1m-a-b4stard]

Deal. Make me human and get me some of those vegetables you mentioned

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby waves her hands about and Ted loses his fur and returns to his human state not unlike the other version of himself.

There we are.

Oh. And also this...

Webby presents Ted with a bundle of asparagus, spring onions, and lettuce along with a bag of baby spinach and a few carrots.

Should hold you over for a bit.

[1m-a-b4stard]

He looks down at his body, immediately realising how much more comfortable this actually was. His eyes light up when he's handed the greens, taking them gratefully.

AWESOME! Thanks so much

[webby-on-the-web]

The least I could do, Theodore. If you need me again for something, I shall do my best to assist if it's within my ability. There are some things even beyond myself.

[1m-a-b4stard]

Oh i do have one more question, white web lady... whats up with there being another version of me in here?

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, believe it or not, but this is not uncommon. Seems most universes have two of you at once actually. Nothing to worry about, I assure you.

He won't disturb the make up of the universe - he's only adapting as best as he can right now.

[1m-a-b4stard]

Alright...

[webby-on-the-web]

You seem upset about this, and I apologize but I'm not quite sure what you'd like me to do.

What would you prefer?

[1m-a-b4stard]

You're fine, Web lady. I just don't like that guy... Stupid Ted...

[webby-on-the-web]

Pardon me, Theodore, but you do realize that is just... yourself, right?

A version of you with different actions, that has gone through other things and come out albeit different but not genetically so.

[j7nkovich]

crunch crunch crunch crunch

genuinely on god how im looking while watching @1m-a-b4stard and @the-ted-spankoffski-69 get closer and closer to ripping out eachothers throats. this shit is premium entertainment and i dont even have to pay

[webby-on-the-web]

Do you perhaps have any popped kernels to spare, Janky?

[j7nkovich]

(Janky looks as though he's about to pick up the popcorn bucket off of his lap and just hand it to her, however, as soon as he picks it up it seems to duplicate. an identical bucket that appeared to have just been sat there in the exact same spot clipped inside of the bucket just phasing through the other bucket like he pressed ctrl+d in roblox studio.)

(He hands the duplicate bucket to webby) ja

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby doesn't even blink one of her many, many eyes. She simply takes the bucket in one of her many hands and eats with another.

Thank you.

This buttered corn is rather delightful. And the show isn't bad either.

[j7nkovich]

how long you thinking till they genuinely end up killing eachother cause im betting its going to be in about the next 3 comments

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, one Ted can reset I do believe, and to be fair, this isn't his original universe. He's just... escaped the timeline.

[ooc: not me throwing @the-ted-spankoffski-69 under the bus lmao]

[j7nkovich]

interesting. This weird space time shit youse got going on is interesting as hell im so glad i do not have to deal with it in as formal of a way as you guys do i think id go insane

i have to say though if they did fight, the one with the green shirt seems alot more pissed off constantly and i feel like i can see him winning. no offense to my buddy.

[webby-on-the-web]

Yes, well the hands of fate deal what cards they please. Mayhaps keep him company for when he does inevitably lose? He may need a friend, lest he turns to the kind of companionship one can only find in the bottom of a bottle.

[ooc: omg Teds going to become homeless guy isn't he now I'm gonna cry send help. Shit maybe I'll just keep resetting him because that's hella depressing.]

[j7nkovich]

Oh, shit...

You know this was just kind of funny at first to watch but. I'll keep my eyes on him. Cause you've got me worried, webs.

I was more convinced they'd just beat eachother silly but now uh. Not so sure it'll just be looney tunes foolery,,,,,

[ooc: NOOO POOR BABBYY<3 well. grown ass man btw but u get what i mean. lird someone ger him out of ther!!!e!!]

[webby-on-the-web]

Well now they're both... rabbits it seems, so mayhaps this will fix things.

Though they do seem rather stuck.

Would you like to not be rabbits @the-ted-spankoffski-69 and @1m-a-b4stard ?

[1m-a-b4stard]

Would grass still be edible and taste good

[webby-on-the-web]

Most likely not, no. Most humans as I'm aware cannot digest grass well enough, I'm afraid. You could eat other greens, though. I'm not sure if that helps your decision.

[j7nkovich]

hey i mean you can get pretty much the same experience with like, lettuce and asparagus and spring onions.

...fuck i want some spring onions now.

[ @1m-a-b4stard if u got a ping from me no u didnt < my dumbfuck ass didnt realise webby had already replied to u ggs ]

[1m-a-b4stard]

Deal. Make me human and get me some of those vegetables you mentioned

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby waves her hands about and Ted loses his fur and returns to his human state not unlike the other version of himself.

There we are.

Oh. And also this...

Webby presents Ted with a bundle of asparagus, spring onions, and lettuce along with a bag of baby spinach and a few carrots.

Should hold you over for a bit.

[1m-a-b4stard]

He looks down at his body, immediately realising how much more comfortable this actually was. His eyes light up when he's handed the greens, taking them gratefully.

AWESOME! Thanks so much

[webby-on-the-web]

The least I could do, Theodore. If you need me again for something, I shall do my best to assist if it's within my ability. There are some things even beyond myself.

[1m-a-b4stard]

Oh i do have one more question, white web lady... whats up with there being another version of me in here?

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, believe it or not, but this is not uncommon. Seems most universes have two of you at once actually. Nothing to worry about, I assure you.

He won't disturb the make up of the universe - he's only adapting as best as he can right now.

[1m-a-b4stard]

Alright...

[webby-on-the-web]

You seem upset about this, and I apologize but I'm not quite sure what you'd like me to do.

What would you prefer?

[j7nkovich]

crunch crunch crunch crunch

genuinely on god how im looking while watching @1m-a-b4stard and @the-ted-spankoffski-69 get closer and closer to ripping out eachothers throats. this shit is premium entertainment and i dont even have to pay

[webby-on-the-web]

Do you perhaps have any popped kernels to spare, Janky?

[j7nkovich]

(Janky looks as though he's about to pick up the popcorn bucket off of his lap and just hand it to her, however, as soon as he picks it up it seems to duplicate. an identical bucket that appeared to have just been sat there in the exact same spot clipped inside of the bucket just phasing through the other bucket like he pressed ctrl+d in roblox studio.)

(He hands the duplicate bucket to webby) ja

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby doesn't even blink one of her many, many eyes. She simply takes the bucket in one of her many hands and eats with another.

Thank you.

This buttered corn is rather delightful. And the show isn't bad either.

[j7nkovich]

how long you thinking till they genuinely end up killing eachother cause im betting its going to be in about the next 3 comments

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, one Ted can reset I do believe, and to be fair, this isn't his original universe. He's just... escaped the timeline.

[ooc: not me throwing @the-ted-spankoffski-69 under the bus lmao]

[j7nkovich]

interesting. This weird space time shit youse got going on is interesting as hell im so glad i do not have to deal with it in as formal of a way as you guys do i think id go insane

i have to say though if they did fight, the one with the green shirt seems alot more pissed off constantly and i feel like i can see him winning. no offense to my buddy.

[webby-on-the-web]

Yes, well the hands of fate deal what cards they please. Mayhaps keep him company for when he does inevitably lose? He may need a friend, lest he turns to the kind of companionship one can only find in the bottom of a bottle.

[ooc: omg Teds going to become homeless guy isn't he now I'm gonna cry send help. Shit maybe I'll just keep resetting him because that's hella depressing.]

[j7nkovich]

Oh, shit...

You know this was just kind of funny at first to watch but. I'll keep my eyes on him. Cause you've got me worried, webs.

I was more convinced they'd just beat eachother silly but now uh. Not so sure it'll just be looney tunes foolery,,,,,

[ooc: NOOO POOR BABBYY<3 well. grown ass man btw but u get what i mean. lird someone ger him out of ther!!!e!!]

[webby-on-the-web]

Well now they're both... rabbits it seems, so mayhaps this will fix things.

Though they do seem rather stuck.

Would you like to not be rabbits @the-ted-spankoffski-69 and @1m-a-b4stard ?

[1m-a-b4stard]

Would grass still be edible and taste good

[webby-on-the-web]

Most likely not, no. Most humans as I'm aware cannot digest grass well enough, I'm afraid. You could eat other greens, though. I'm not sure if that helps your decision.

[j7nkovich]

hey i mean you can get pretty much the same experience with like, lettuce and asparagus and spring onions.

...fuck i want some spring onions now.

[ @1m-a-b4stard if u got a ping from me no u didnt < my dumbfuck ass didnt realise webby had already replied to u ggs ]

[1m-a-b4stard]

Deal. Make me human and get me some of those vegetables you mentioned

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby waves her hands about and Ted loses his fur and returns to his human state not unlike the other version of himself.

There we are.

Oh. And also this...

Webby presents Ted with a bundle of asparagus, spring onions, and lettuce along with a bag of baby spinach and a few carrots.

Should hold you over for a bit.

[1m-a-b4stard]

He looks down at his body, immediately realising how much more comfortable this actually was. His eyes light up when he's handed the greens, taking them gratefully.

AWESOME! Thanks so much

[webby-on-the-web]

The least I could do, Theodore. If you need me again for something, I shall do my best to assist if it's within my ability. There are some things even beyond myself.

[1m-a-b4stard]

Oh i do have one more question, white web lady... whats up with there being another version of me in here?

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, believe it or not, but this is not uncommon. Seems most universes have two of you at once actually. Nothing to worry about, I assure you.

He won't disturb the make up of the universe - he's only adapting as best as he can right now.

[j7nkovich]

crunch crunch crunch crunch

genuinely on god how im looking while watching @1m-a-b4stard and @the-ted-spankoffski-69 get closer and closer to ripping out eachothers throats. this shit is premium entertainment and i dont even have to pay

[webby-on-the-web]

Do you perhaps have any popped kernels to spare, Janky?

[j7nkovich]

(Janky looks as though he's about to pick up the popcorn bucket off of his lap and just hand it to her, however, as soon as he picks it up it seems to duplicate. an identical bucket that appeared to have just been sat there in the exact same spot clipped inside of the bucket just phasing through the other bucket like he pressed ctrl+d in roblox studio.)

(He hands the duplicate bucket to webby) ja

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby doesn't even blink one of her many, many eyes. She simply takes the bucket in one of her many hands and eats with another.

Thank you.

This buttered corn is rather delightful. And the show isn't bad either.

[j7nkovich]

how long you thinking till they genuinely end up killing eachother cause im betting its going to be in about the next 3 comments

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, one Ted can reset I do believe, and to be fair, this isn't his original universe. He's just... escaped the timeline.

[ooc: not me throwing @the-ted-spankoffski-69 under the bus lmao]

[j7nkovich]

interesting. This weird space time shit youse got going on is interesting as hell im so glad i do not have to deal with it in as formal of a way as you guys do i think id go insane

i have to say though if they did fight, the one with the green shirt seems alot more pissed off constantly and i feel like i can see him winning. no offense to my buddy.

[webby-on-the-web]

Yes, well the hands of fate deal what cards they please. Mayhaps keep him company for when he does inevitably lose? He may need a friend, lest he turns to the kind of companionship one can only find in the bottom of a bottle.

[ooc: omg Teds going to become homeless guy isn't he now I'm gonna cry send help. Shit maybe I'll just keep resetting him because that's hella depressing.]

[j7nkovich]

Oh, shit...

You know this was just kind of funny at first to watch but. I'll keep my eyes on him. Cause you've got me worried, webs.

I was more convinced they'd just beat eachother silly but now uh. Not so sure it'll just be looney tunes foolery,,,,,

[ooc: NOOO POOR BABBYY<3 well. grown ass man btw but u get what i mean. lird someone ger him out of ther!!!e!!]

[webby-on-the-web]

Well now they're both... rabbits it seems, so mayhaps this will fix things.

Though they do seem rather stuck.

Would you like to not be rabbits @the-ted-spankoffski-69 and @1m-a-b4stard ?

[1m-a-b4stard]

Would grass still be edible and taste good

[webby-on-the-web]

Most likely not, no. Most humans as I'm aware cannot digest grass well enough, I'm afraid. You could eat other greens, though. I'm not sure if that helps your decision.

[j7nkovich]

hey i mean you can get pretty much the same experience with like, lettuce and asparagus and spring onions.

...fuck i want some spring onions now.

[ @1m-a-b4stard if u got a ping from me no u didnt < my dumbfuck ass didnt realise webby had already replied to u ggs ]

[1m-a-b4stard]

Deal. Make me human and get me some of those vegetables you mentioned

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby waves her hands about and Ted loses his fur and returns to his human state not unlike the other version of himself.

There we are.

Oh. And also this...

Webby presents Ted with a bundle of asparagus, spring onions, and lettuce along with a bag of baby spinach and a few carrots.

Should hold you over for a bit.

[1m-a-b4stard]

He looks down at his body, immediately realising how much more comfortable this actually was. His eyes light up when he's handed the greens, taking them gratefully.

AWESOME! Thanks so much

[webby-on-the-web]

The least I could do, Theodore. If you need me again for something, I shall do my best to assist if it's within my ability. There are some things even beyond myself.

[j7nkovich]

crunch crunch crunch crunch

genuinely on god how im looking while watching @1m-a-b4stard and @the-ted-spankoffski-69 get closer and closer to ripping out eachothers throats. this shit is premium entertainment and i dont even have to pay

[webby-on-the-web]

Do you perhaps have any popped kernels to spare, Janky?

[j7nkovich]

(Janky looks as though he's about to pick up the popcorn bucket off of his lap and just hand it to her, however, as soon as he picks it up it seems to duplicate. an identical bucket that appeared to have just been sat there in the exact same spot clipped inside of the bucket just phasing through the other bucket like he pressed ctrl+d in roblox studio.)

(He hands the duplicate bucket to webby) ja

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby doesn't even blink one of her many, many eyes. She simply takes the bucket in one of her many hands and eats with another.

Thank you.

This buttered corn is rather delightful. And the show isn't bad either.

[j7nkovich]

how long you thinking till they genuinely end up killing eachother cause im betting its going to be in about the next 3 comments

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, one Ted can reset I do believe, and to be fair, this isn't his original universe. He's just... escaped the timeline.

[ooc: not me throwing @the-ted-spankoffski-69 under the bus lmao]

[j7nkovich]

interesting. This weird space time shit youse got going on is interesting as hell im so glad i do not have to deal with it in as formal of a way as you guys do i think id go insane

i have to say though if they did fight, the one with the green shirt seems alot more pissed off constantly and i feel like i can see him winning. no offense to my buddy.

[webby-on-the-web]

Yes, well the hands of fate deal what cards they please. Mayhaps keep him company for when he does inevitably lose? He may need a friend, lest he turns to the kind of companionship one can only find in the bottom of a bottle.

[ooc: omg Teds going to become homeless guy isn't he now I'm gonna cry send help. Shit maybe I'll just keep resetting him because that's hella depressing.]

[j7nkovich]

Oh, shit...

You know this was just kind of funny at first to watch but. I'll keep my eyes on him. Cause you've got me worried, webs.

I was more convinced they'd just beat eachother silly but now uh. Not so sure it'll just be looney tunes foolery,,,,,

[ooc: NOOO POOR BABBYY<3 well. grown ass man btw but u get what i mean. lird someone ger him out of ther!!!e!!]

[webby-on-the-web]

Well now they're both... rabbits it seems, so mayhaps this will fix things.

Though they do seem rather stuck.

Would you like to not be rabbits @the-ted-spankoffski-69 and @1m-a-b4stard ?

[j7nkovich]

I'm so, so sorry.............. I do not know how i did it....... i didnt even know i COULD do that.................... cries

[webby-on-the-web]

Come along Janky, it's quite alright. No need to fret, I assure you all is well. Mistakes happen. It seems at least one of them quite likes it. It's the other I'll fix, I suppose, lest he throw a tantrum.

Now do you need a hug little one?

[j7nkovich]

Yea :( I was just tryna show him something cool but now hes all mad at me and i didnt mean to

[webby-on-the-web]

I know you were, Janky. Come here.

Webby beckons Janky close and surrounds him with all her arms. It is not unlike his own full body hug he once gave Ted, given how she has three sets of arms.

Hopefully he doesn't have a fear of spiders or this may be a bit unnerving.

[j7nkovich]

[SORRY FOR NO DRAWING I'M SO TIRED RN]

(Janky's arms stretch cartoonishly long, wrapping around Webby like spaghetti as he returns the hug with fervor.)

Thank you, ma'am :( I think I need to be careful even with things that arent related to powers...... could again cause some stuff i didnt even know about

[webby-on-the-web]

You're quite welcome, Janky. Mishaps happen even to those with well meant intentions. No need to cry over spilt milk as those mortals say.

What's done is done, and all is well again. Though if you still wish to cry, I understand.

[ooc: no need to apologize! I understand entirely, no pressure to draw lol.]

[j7nkovich]

crunch crunch crunch crunch

genuinely on god how im looking while watching @1m-a-b4stard and @the-ted-spankoffski-69 get closer and closer to ripping out eachothers throats. this shit is premium entertainment and i dont even have to pay

[webby-on-the-web]

Do you perhaps have any popped kernels to spare, Janky?

[j7nkovich]

(Janky looks as though he's about to pick up the popcorn bucket off of his lap and just hand it to her, however, as soon as he picks it up it seems to duplicate. an identical bucket that appeared to have just been sat there in the exact same spot clipped inside of the bucket just phasing through the other bucket like he pressed ctrl+d in roblox studio.)

(He hands the duplicate bucket to webby) ja

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby doesn't even blink one of her many, many eyes. She simply takes the bucket in one of her many hands and eats with another.

Thank you.

This buttered corn is rather delightful. And the show isn't bad either.

[j7nkovich]

how long you thinking till they genuinely end up killing eachother cause im betting its going to be in about the next 3 comments

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, one Ted can reset I do believe, and to be fair, this isn't his original universe. He's just... escaped the timeline.

[ooc: not me throwing @the-ted-spankoffski-69 under the bus lmao]

[j7nkovich]

interesting. This weird space time shit youse got going on is interesting as hell im so glad i do not have to deal with it in as formal of a way as you guys do i think id go insane

i have to say though if they did fight, the one with the green shirt seems alot more pissed off constantly and i feel like i can see him winning. no offense to my buddy.

[webby-on-the-web]

Yes, well the hands of fate deal what cards they please. Mayhaps keep him company for when he does inevitably lose? He may need a friend, lest he turns to the kind of companionship one can only find in the bottom of a bottle.

[ooc: omg Teds going to become homeless guy isn't he now I'm gonna cry send help. Shit maybe I'll just keep resetting him because that's hella depressing.]

[j7nkovich]

Oh, shit...

You know this was just kind of funny at first to watch but. I'll keep my eyes on him. Cause you've got me worried, webs.

I was more convinced they'd just beat eachother silly but now uh. Not so sure it'll just be looney tunes foolery,,,,,

[ooc: NOOO POOR BABBYY<3 well. grown ass man btw but u get what i mean. lird someone ger him out of ther!!!e!!]

[webby-on-the-web]

Well now they're both... rabbits it seems, so mayhaps this will fix things.

Though they do seem rather stuck.

Would you like to not be rabbits @the-ted-spankoffski-69 and @1m-a-b4stard ?

[1m-a-b4stard]

Would grass still be edible and taste good

[webby-on-the-web]

Most likely not, no. Most humans as I'm aware cannot digest grass well enough, I'm afraid. You could eat other greens, though. I'm not sure if that helps your decision.

[j7nkovich]

hey i mean you can get pretty much the same experience with like, lettuce and asparagus and spring onions.

...fuck i want some spring onions now.

[ @1m-a-b4stard if u got a ping from me no u didnt < my dumbfuck ass didnt realise webby had already replied to u ggs ]

[1m-a-b4stard]

Deal. Make me human and get me some of those vegetables you mentioned

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby waves her hands about and Ted loses his fur and returns to his human state not unlike the other version of himself.

There we are.

Oh. And also this...

Webby presents Ted with a bundle of asparagus, spring onions, and lettuce along with a bag of baby spinach and a few carrots.

Should hold you over for a bit.

[j7nkovich]

crunch crunch crunch crunch

genuinely on god how im looking while watching @1m-a-b4stard and @the-ted-spankoffski-69 get closer and closer to ripping out eachothers throats. this shit is premium entertainment and i dont even have to pay

[webby-on-the-web]

Do you perhaps have any popped kernels to spare, Janky?

[j7nkovich]

(Janky looks as though he's about to pick up the popcorn bucket off of his lap and just hand it to her, however, as soon as he picks it up it seems to duplicate. an identical bucket that appeared to have just been sat there in the exact same spot clipped inside of the bucket just phasing through the other bucket like he pressed ctrl+d in roblox studio.)

(He hands the duplicate bucket to webby) ja

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby doesn't even blink one of her many, many eyes. She simply takes the bucket in one of her many hands and eats with another.

Thank you.

This buttered corn is rather delightful. And the show isn't bad either.

[j7nkovich]

how long you thinking till they genuinely end up killing eachother cause im betting its going to be in about the next 3 comments

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, one Ted can reset I do believe, and to be fair, this isn't his original universe. He's just... escaped the timeline.

[ooc: not me throwing @the-ted-spankoffski-69 under the bus lmao]

[j7nkovich]

interesting. This weird space time shit youse got going on is interesting as hell im so glad i do not have to deal with it in as formal of a way as you guys do i think id go insane

i have to say though if they did fight, the one with the green shirt seems alot more pissed off constantly and i feel like i can see him winning. no offense to my buddy.

[webby-on-the-web]

Yes, well the hands of fate deal what cards they please. Mayhaps keep him company for when he does inevitably lose? He may need a friend, lest he turns to the kind of companionship one can only find in the bottom of a bottle.

[ooc: omg Teds going to become homeless guy isn't he now I'm gonna cry send help. Shit maybe I'll just keep resetting him because that's hella depressing.]

[j7nkovich]

Oh, shit...

You know this was just kind of funny at first to watch but. I'll keep my eyes on him. Cause you've got me worried, webs.

I was more convinced they'd just beat eachother silly but now uh. Not so sure it'll just be looney tunes foolery,,,,,

[ooc: NOOO POOR BABBYY<3 well. grown ass man btw but u get what i mean. lird someone ger him out of ther!!!e!!]

[webby-on-the-web]

Well now they're both... rabbits it seems, so mayhaps this will fix things.

Though they do seem rather stuck.

Would you like to not be rabbits @the-ted-spankoffski-69 and @1m-a-b4stard ?

[1m-a-b4stard]

Would grass still be edible and taste good

[webby-on-the-web]

Most likely not, no. Most humans as I'm aware cannot digest grass well enough, I'm afraid. You could eat other greens, though. I'm not sure if that helps your decision.

[j7nkovich]

crunch crunch crunch crunch

genuinely on god how im looking while watching @1m-a-b4stard and @the-ted-spankoffski-69 get closer and closer to ripping out eachothers throats. this shit is premium entertainment and i dont even have to pay

[webby-on-the-web]

Do you perhaps have any popped kernels to spare, Janky?

[j7nkovich]

(Janky looks as though he's about to pick up the popcorn bucket off of his lap and just hand it to her, however, as soon as he picks it up it seems to duplicate. an identical bucket that appeared to have just been sat there in the exact same spot clipped inside of the bucket just phasing through the other bucket like he pressed ctrl+d in roblox studio.)

(He hands the duplicate bucket to webby) ja

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby doesn't even blink one of her many, many eyes. She simply takes the bucket in one of her many hands and eats with another.

Thank you.

This buttered corn is rather delightful. And the show isn't bad either.

[j7nkovich]

how long you thinking till they genuinely end up killing eachother cause im betting its going to be in about the next 3 comments

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, one Ted can reset I do believe, and to be fair, this isn't his original universe. He's just... escaped the timeline.

[ooc: not me throwing @the-ted-spankoffski-69 under the bus lmao]

[j7nkovich]

interesting. This weird space time shit youse got going on is interesting as hell im so glad i do not have to deal with it in as formal of a way as you guys do i think id go insane

i have to say though if they did fight, the one with the green shirt seems alot more pissed off constantly and i feel like i can see him winning. no offense to my buddy.

[webby-on-the-web]

Yes, well the hands of fate deal what cards they please. Mayhaps keep him company for when he does inevitably lose? He may need a friend, lest he turns to the kind of companionship one can only find in the bottom of a bottle.

[ooc: omg Teds going to become homeless guy isn't he now I'm gonna cry send help. Shit maybe I'll just keep resetting him because that's hella depressing.]

[j7nkovich]

Oh, shit...

You know this was just kind of funny at first to watch but. I'll keep my eyes on him. Cause you've got me worried, webs.

I was more convinced they'd just beat eachother silly but now uh. Not so sure it'll just be looney tunes foolery,,,,,

[ooc: NOOO POOR BABBYY<3 well. grown ass man btw but u get what i mean. lird someone ger him out of ther!!!e!!]

[webby-on-the-web]

Well now they're both... rabbits it seems, so mayhaps this will fix things.

Though they do seem rather stuck.

Would you like to not be rabbits @the-ted-spankoffski-69 and @1m-a-b4stard ?

[j7nkovich]

I'm so, so sorry.............. I do not know how i did it....... i didnt even know i COULD do that.................... cries

[webby-on-the-web]

Come along Janky, it's quite alright. No need to fret, I assure you all is well. Mistakes happen. It seems at least one of them quite likes it. It's the other I'll fix, I suppose, lest he throw a tantrum.

Now do you need a hug little one?

[j7nkovich]

Yea :( I was just tryna show him something cool but now hes all mad at me and i didnt mean to

[webby-on-the-web]

I know you were, Janky. Come here.

Webby beckons Janky close and surrounds him with all her arms. It is not unlike his own full body hug he once gave Ted, given how she has three sets of arms.

Hopefully he doesn't have a fear of spiders or this may be a bit unnerving.

[j7nkovich]

crunch crunch crunch crunch

genuinely on god how im looking while watching @1m-a-b4stard and @the-ted-spankoffski-69 get closer and closer to ripping out eachothers throats. this shit is premium entertainment and i dont even have to pay

[webby-on-the-web]

Do you perhaps have any popped kernels to spare, Janky?

[j7nkovich]

(Janky looks as though he's about to pick up the popcorn bucket off of his lap and just hand it to her, however, as soon as he picks it up it seems to duplicate. an identical bucket that appeared to have just been sat there in the exact same spot clipped inside of the bucket just phasing through the other bucket like he pressed ctrl+d in roblox studio.)

(He hands the duplicate bucket to webby) ja

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby doesn't even blink one of her many, many eyes. She simply takes the bucket in one of her many hands and eats with another.

Thank you.

This buttered corn is rather delightful. And the show isn't bad either.

[j7nkovich]

how long you thinking till they genuinely end up killing eachother cause im betting its going to be in about the next 3 comments

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, one Ted can reset I do believe, and to be fair, this isn't his original universe. He's just... escaped the timeline.

[ooc: not me throwing @the-ted-spankoffski-69 under the bus lmao]

[j7nkovich]

interesting. This weird space time shit youse got going on is interesting as hell im so glad i do not have to deal with it in as formal of a way as you guys do i think id go insane

i have to say though if they did fight, the one with the green shirt seems alot more pissed off constantly and i feel like i can see him winning. no offense to my buddy.

[webby-on-the-web]

Yes, well the hands of fate deal what cards they please. Mayhaps keep him company for when he does inevitably lose? He may need a friend, lest he turns to the kind of companionship one can only find in the bottom of a bottle.

[ooc: omg Teds going to become homeless guy isn't he now I'm gonna cry send help. Shit maybe I'll just keep resetting him because that's hella depressing.]

[j7nkovich]

Oh, shit...

You know this was just kind of funny at first to watch but. I'll keep my eyes on him. Cause you've got me worried, webs.

I was more convinced they'd just beat eachother silly but now uh. Not so sure it'll just be looney tunes foolery,,,,,

[ooc: NOOO POOR BABBYY<3 well. grown ass man btw but u get what i mean. lird someone ger him out of ther!!!e!!]

[webby-on-the-web]

Well now they're both... rabbits it seems, so mayhaps this will fix things.

Though they do seem rather stuck.

Would you like to not be rabbits @the-ted-spankoffski-69 and @1m-a-b4stard ?

[j7nkovich]

I'm so, so sorry.............. I do not know how i did it....... i didnt even know i COULD do that.................... cries

[webby-on-the-web]

Come along Janky, it's quite alright. No need to fret, I assure you all is well. Mistakes happen. It seems at least one of them quite likes it. It's the other I'll fix, I suppose, lest he throw a tantrum.

Now do you need a hug little one?

[j7nkovich]

crunch crunch crunch crunch

genuinely on god how im looking while watching @1m-a-b4stard and @the-ted-spankoffski-69 get closer and closer to ripping out eachothers throats. this shit is premium entertainment and i dont even have to pay

[webby-on-the-web]

Do you perhaps have any popped kernels to spare, Janky?

[j7nkovich]

(Janky looks as though he's about to pick up the popcorn bucket off of his lap and just hand it to her, however, as soon as he picks it up it seems to duplicate. an identical bucket that appeared to have just been sat there in the exact same spot clipped inside of the bucket just phasing through the other bucket like he pressed ctrl+d in roblox studio.)

(He hands the duplicate bucket to webby) ja

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby doesn't even blink one of her many, many eyes. She simply takes the bucket in one of her many hands and eats with another.

Thank you.

This buttered corn is rather delightful. And the show isn't bad either.

[j7nkovich]

how long you thinking till they genuinely end up killing eachother cause im betting its going to be in about the next 3 comments

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, one Ted can reset I do believe, and to be fair, this isn't his original universe. He's just... escaped the timeline.

[ooc: not me throwing @the-ted-spankoffski-69 under the bus lmao]

[j7nkovich]

interesting. This weird space time shit youse got going on is interesting as hell im so glad i do not have to deal with it in as formal of a way as you guys do i think id go insane

i have to say though if they did fight, the one with the green shirt seems alot more pissed off constantly and i feel like i can see him winning. no offense to my buddy.

[webby-on-the-web]

Yes, well the hands of fate deal what cards they please. Mayhaps keep him company for when he does inevitably lose? He may need a friend, lest he turns to the kind of companionship one can only find in the bottom of a bottle.

[ooc: omg Teds going to become homeless guy isn't he now I'm gonna cry send help. Shit maybe I'll just keep resetting him because that's hella depressing.]

[j7nkovich]

Oh, shit...

You know this was just kind of funny at first to watch but. I'll keep my eyes on him. Cause you've got me worried, webs.

I was more convinced they'd just beat eachother silly but now uh. Not so sure it'll just be looney tunes foolery,,,,,

[ooc: NOOO POOR BABBYY<3 well. grown ass man btw but u get what i mean. lird someone ger him out of ther!!!e!!]

[webby-on-the-web]

Well now they're both... rabbits it seems, so mayhaps this will fix things.

Though they do seem rather stuck.

Would you like to not be rabbits @the-ted-spankoffski-69 and @1m-a-b4stard ?

[peteypiper]

I can't help but wonder dear brother - since you're answering questions so easily - how you feel about me.

[ @webby-on-the-web ]

WELL HATE'S A STRONG-ASS WORD, ISN'T IT??? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

So not HATE.

BUT HE'S BEEN GETTING ON MY NERVES.

Never lets me get anything I want... Stupid... Thinks he's high and mighty...

And the ENEMY of my ENEMY is...

...LET'S JUST SAY you're STILL NOT INVITED TO FAMILY BOARD GAME NIGHT. I'M STILL MAD ABOUT THAT ONE.

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, one cannot stop the bickering of their brethren easily, I should think, especially when they are so beyond most standard societal conventions.

As for the board game, why brother, I thought you liked Clue? Or was it Boggle you're upset with? It's so hard to tell...

[peteypiper]

Because CLUE is MY THING. If there was a REAL MURDER I would have KNOWN THE SOLUTION BY NOW.

YOU'RE STEALING MY THING.

[webby-on-the-web]

You can use time, and yet you could not see the solution just before your face. Why it's like the universe in which you didn't get Peter all to yourself, isn't it? I so liked that one.

Can't control everything, dear brother. Fate has its own weavings that surprise even myself.

[j7nkovich]

crunch crunch crunch crunch

genuinely on god how im looking while watching @1m-a-b4stard and @the-ted-spankoffski-69 get closer and closer to ripping out eachothers throats. this shit is premium entertainment and i dont even have to pay

[webby-on-the-web]

Do you perhaps have any popped kernels to spare, Janky?

[j7nkovich]

(Janky looks as though he's about to pick up the popcorn bucket off of his lap and just hand it to her, however, as soon as he picks it up it seems to duplicate. an identical bucket that appeared to have just been sat there in the exact same spot clipped inside of the bucket just phasing through the other bucket like he pressed ctrl+d in roblox studio.)

(He hands the duplicate bucket to webby) ja

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby doesn't even blink one of her many, many eyes. She simply takes the bucket in one of her many hands and eats with another.

Thank you.

This buttered corn is rather delightful. And the show isn't bad either.

[j7nkovich]

how long you thinking till they genuinely end up killing eachother cause im betting its going to be in about the next 3 comments

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, one Ted can reset I do believe, and to be fair, this isn't his original universe. He's just... escaped the timeline.

[ooc: not me throwing @the-ted-spankoffski-69 under the bus lmao]

[j7nkovich]

interesting. This weird space time shit youse got going on is interesting as hell im so glad i do not have to deal with it in as formal of a way as you guys do i think id go insane

i have to say though if they did fight, the one with the green shirt seems alot more pissed off constantly and i feel like i can see him winning. no offense to my buddy.

[webby-on-the-web]

Yes, well the hands of fate deal what cards they please. Mayhaps keep him company for when he does inevitably lose? He may need a friend, lest he turns to the kind of companionship one can only find in the bottom of a bottle.

[ooc: omg Teds going to become homeless guy isn't he now I'm gonna cry send help. Shit maybe I'll just keep resetting him because that's hella depressing.]

[peteypiper]

I can't help but wonder dear brother - since you're answering questions so easily - how you feel about me.

[ @webby-on-the-web ]

WELL HATE'S A STRONG-ASS WORD, ISN'T IT??? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

So not HATE.

BUT HE'S BEEN GETTING ON MY NERVES.

Never lets me get anything I want... Stupid... Thinks he's high and mighty...

And the ENEMY of my ENEMY is...

...LET'S JUST SAY you're STILL NOT INVITED TO FAMILY BOARD GAME NIGHT. I'M STILL MAD ABOUT THAT ONE.

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, one cannot stop the bickering of their brethren easily, I should think, especially when they are so beyond most standard societal conventions.

As for the board game, why brother, I thought you liked Clue? Or was it Boggle you're upset with? It's so hard to tell...

[webby-on-the-web]

Hi! I'm Macadamia!

Wow. You're really bright to look at.

Do you like coffee?

Macadamia, the semi-pocket sized squirrel - @semipocketsizedsquirrel

I can ingest it if that's what you're asking. As for preferences, I much prefer the occasional aphid or cricket.

I'm only joking. I don't mind mortal food. Thank you, Macadamia, it is much appreciated. I'm sorry about the brightness, as unfortunately I cannot change that. I've been told it is not unlike turning on a phones brightness to max at three in the morning.

Which I know is not comfortable.

[ @semipocketsizedsquirrel ]

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Ummm...those kind'sa bugs crawl around my tree if you ever want any. But I think the light would scare them away, maybe.

Sorry for calling you so bright! 3:

I have an extra caramel frappuchino, if you'd want it! I haven't seen Bill today.

[webby-on-the-web]

I could try it, thank you Macadamia, that is very generous of you indeed. Seems like most small creatures have given me sustenance as of late, and it is rather endearing. I shall have to endeavor to carry more snacks.

[j7nkovich]

crunch crunch crunch crunch

genuinely on god how im looking while watching @1m-a-b4stard and @the-ted-spankoffski-69 get closer and closer to ripping out eachothers throats. this shit is premium entertainment and i dont even have to pay

[webby-on-the-web]

Do you perhaps have any popped kernels to spare, Janky?

[j7nkovich]

(Janky looks as though he's about to pick up the popcorn bucket off of his lap and just hand it to her, however, as soon as he picks it up it seems to duplicate. an identical bucket that appeared to have just been sat there in the exact same spot clipped inside of the bucket just phasing through the other bucket like he pressed ctrl+d in roblox studio.)

(He hands the duplicate bucket to webby) ja

[webby-on-the-web]

Webby doesn't even blink one of her many, many eyes. She simply takes the bucket in one of her many hands and eats with another.

Thank you.

This buttered corn is rather delightful. And the show isn't bad either.

[j7nkovich]

how long you thinking till they genuinely end up killing eachother cause im betting its going to be in about the next 3 comments

[webby-on-the-web]

Well, one Ted can reset I do believe, and to be fair, this isn't his original universe. He's just... escaped the timeline.

[ooc: not me throwing @the-ted-spankoffski-69 under the bus lmao]