Jun 20, 2017
@websavior
❛ hooooney! poopsi! pookie-kins, light of my life, the flutter to my butter, the knees to my bees, the jelly to my peanuts, the ronnie to my sammi! ❜
❛ I’m going to need you to move - ooooohhh, lets say five feet so I can shoot that civilian you seem to be deliberately protecting. -- yeah, that guy ! ❜ hey, guys a sleeze-bag. honestly, wouldn’t even miss him. and really, I promise my bullet won’t even miss him. I mean my aim is pretty damn good, just ask my girlfriend.
[ you don’t have a girlfriend. ] .... shut up.