I just discovered something I guess...
Okay, so I just tried to sign into Ancestry.com and as per usual, the password for it has fucking slipped my mind. This has happened multiple times with this site specifically (and a lot of other sites, but like, I was really hoping ancestry.com would keep me signed in. But it didn’t. Goddammit).
Pictured Above: The impenetrable, stupid wall of genealogy.
I got eventually frustrated and started like, idly clicking around on the page? I was also talking to someone else at the time so I wasn’t really paying attention, until I realized the lock fucking moved.
Okay... whatever. That’s weird. I figured it was a weird animation... thing... that I hadn’t noticed before. But I clicked on it a few more times, just to see what happened?
And THIS shit happened. The lock fucking fell off.
And you can bounce the damn thing around.
IT EVEN HAS A SHADOW.
And you can bounce it so high it temporarily disappears from the screen??
Pictured Above: The fucker is nowhere to be found.
And only NOW does the lock symbol occasionally wiggle on it’s own. Like it wants you to play with it.
This... is such a weird easter egg. Like, how the hell does somebody come across this on purpose?? Who decided this should be a thing??
Long story short, I have no idea what my fucking ancestry is, but I made friends with a [cool big icon], I guess.






