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sometimes when i quest in wow and look at the paultry sum i get for risking my life (1 gold and 3 silver), i think of today's economy and how it would suck for my elf

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Mary Jane Peaceblossom

(and Dingo)

Level 5 half elf Wizard (transmutation)

Professor Janus: We’ve been at sea for weeks, how does she still have this much weed?

MJ: We’re on a boat?!?

Background: MJ’s mother was an Elven Wizard of minor renown, and her father an old occasional adventuring partner who died in a particularly gruesome gelatinous cube situation.

Raised by her mother, who was far more interested in research, MJ largely had the run of the tower, it’s library, the viewing ob and not a lot of social contact.

Probably unsurprising that her mother got her into Strixhaven Academy, where MJ’s childhood love of magic met her new classmates and their horticultural, recreational and pharmaceutical hobbies. Due to this whether or not MJ remembers she even went to college is largely down to how recently she’s had to pay student loan debts.

MJ is also joined by her familiar Dingo. Dingo is usually found in the form of an iguana resting on MJ’s head. He may or may not be brandishing a knife he found somewhere.

The last of my currently in play characters, MJ started as the “inadvisable character ideas” of “Druid who is just the party’s weed dealer.” I didn’t really care for the Druid’s mechanics though, so MJ became a nature themed wizard.

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