#wei queue-xian

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[Lecture Days] Wei Wuxian: Look, Nie-xiong, it says “gullible” on the ceiling. Nie Huaisang: Nice try, Wei-xiong. I’m not falling for that one a fifth time. Wei Wuxian: I’m not kidding. Nie Huaisang: And I’m not looking. Jiang Cheng, walking into the room, looking up: Hey guys, why does it say “gullible” on the ceiling? Nie Huaisang, looking up: Really? Wher- oh, you bastards! Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng: *high five*

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[The Sacrificial Ritual] Mo Xuanyu: Wei Wuxian, wake up! Wei Wuxian, half asleep: Five more minutes… Mo Xuanyu: You’ve been dead for thirteen years! Wei Wuxian: … Wei Wuxian: Okay, two more minutes…

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Lan Wangji, feeling overstimulated: Why can’t everyone just go away? Wei Wuxian: I mean, I can lea- Lan Wangji: Not you. Never you.

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Nie Mingjue: I’m a moderate, peaceful man. Lan Xichen: Just yesterday, you threw a chair at A-Yao. Nie Mingjue: That was a moderate, peaceful compromise from the table I was going to throw at him.

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Lan Wangji: It’s a new year, guys. I’m sorry to everyone who dealt with my Wei Ying obsession last year.  Lan Wangji: I promise it is going to be much, much worse this year.

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Wei Wuxian: Fuck the rich. Lan Wangji: Please.