#weird convo

[mint-does-things-sometimes]

What the hell? I've never seen this dialogue before. Is Gale saying "wizard" is the Sword Coast's version of "incel"? lmaoooo

[alexalblondo]

"Okay, Charles it seems we can only do the starts now" "Oh, okay, how many points is that now?" "I'm not gonna say that now"

huh?

[nightshadeplant]

Co worker and I were talking about going home… I casually mentioned that I wanted to just go home and read so we started talking about what we read so of course I said novels, comics, etc

….she reads self help books and smut

[dorkinlesbianlove]

Call me bacon and cheese flavored cause I'm the best

[inmygreenworld]

So I’m talking to a new girl in the kitchen cause she wants company and I’m escaping homeworks.

Her: You got a boyfriend?

Me: Nope / Her: You want one? / Me: Nope / Her: Are you a lesbian? / Me: Nope. / Her: Are you asexual? / Me: Yes. / Her, not expecting that answer: Huuum ok. Than proceeds to clarify what ace means and that she heard ace people have sex dreams about a lot of different people. / Me: Heeemmm, not for me? I mean, you’re talking to one of millions and ace is a spectrum so..

[mmd-ask-italy]

Conversation with my sister

My sister comes out of the bathroom. My bedroom door is open so she sees me and walks in

Sis - I rid the world of another bloodsucker (aka musqito)

Me - good

Sis - not on the bathroom..but downstairs...wanna know how?

Me- how?

Sis- it flew in my mouth!!!

Me- omg *laughs*

Sis - *laughs as well * btw we are eating spaghetti

Me-yeah I heard ..but thanks

Sis- okay just wanted to tell you *turns to leave but suddenly turns back*

Sis - so wait you heard that but not me my sudden scream when I inhaled the fly moments later...how is that

Me *lifts phone * reading

Sis - ah I get it

[lemonandbread]

I'm not human

I just discovered that I'm- no, my family are not human. Me: mom, are we human? Mom: no, we're monsters Me: :0?! What kind?? Good or bad? Mom: goddess monsters. Now I'm just freaking confused.

[sunsugarsuntzu]

Stupid Conversation Night and I had about my OCs

night: wait, if Alice was blind how could they have a child?

me: well do you think that Alice was in charge?

Night : so that would make her a bottom?

me: well how could she top if shes blind?