#weird dni

[anscathmarcach]

Where's that blog showcasing ridiculous DNIs because this person has pretty much banned every person in the world from interacting with them:

At first I thought "woodworker" was slang for some kind of culture or fandom I've never heard of but they go on to say how they hate seeing living trees get turned into tables.

[aardvaark]

here’s a weirdly specific dni (it’s just a joke, dw!)

dni if you claim your favourite chocolate is dark chocolate but if you’re honest it’s actually not, you have never owned a fish, you’ve never watched a show or movie for free online instead of paying, you dislike tomatoes and/or mushrooms, you’re not on either the aromantic or asexual spectrums, you “relate” to peacocks, your first name has less than two vowels in it, your last name ends with “-man” or “-ins”, you have very green eyes (hazel eyes ur on thin ice), your hair has been naturally blonde at any time in your life past the age of 4, you have had an OC with red hair, you don’t have any lgbtq headcanons for your favourite character or OTP, you have broken a fingernail completely off, you’ve broken multiple bones, anyone in your extended family or any of your friends is named Kai, you have an older half-sister, you have less than four cousins, you’ve kissed someone on a rooftop and, finally, your first instinct when seeing a cockroach is to kill it

tag how many times you were cancelled <3