Weird proposals in literature, example C: Little Women
Laurie: Please love me, I’m so desperate for a bit of love
Jo: Nope
Laurie: BUT I GAVE UP BILLIARDS FOR YOU
Jo: Still nope
Laurie: (destroys some flowers and then puts his head on some moss)
Jo: OH GOD YOU POOR THING WOULD IT HELP IF I COMMITTED SUICIDE











