#weird slang

[crazyfromtheheat]

[great-dragon-university]

“My boy Eli was lookin mad snazzerton for his prezzy yesterday”

[emperor-lapamato]

made a comic out of a dumb idea that popped in my head while i was making a sandwich

[somethinglearner-blog]

In Spanish there’s an old-fashion sarcastic way of telling someone they shouldn’t be there which is asking “who gave you a candle for this burial?”

[red-velvet-roman]

[text: Marius] ( . ) ( . )

[Text: Unknown Number]: Who is this? I'm afraid I don't follow 'chat speak'.

[Text: Unknown Number]: Daniel, is that you?

[memory-bees]

I'm pretty sure my favorite thing about being in the Outsiders fandom and being a writer is that I get to look up different types of slang for different things. Like did y'all know Chrome Dome was another saying for a bald man in the sixties?? I'll probably never use it but geez, it's fantastic.

[gothicashworld]

You think the English language is weird? Once I confused the hell out of a poor Brazillian exchange student: I said I needed to get some "dope" to take care of an insect problem. The town I live in we call "insect repellent", "bug dope" or "dope" for short. For a week she thought cannabis got rid of Box Elder Bugs.

[loavgandy]

when did using the word "actual" in front of the word "fuck" become a thing? It's stupid. When will it stop?