Lapamato

Finngolia Man. Employed bum. Alcoholist. I wish I was rowing...

[prussianmemes]

got dam, respect... glory to the dprk...

[crazy-brazilian]

same bro

[hasdrubal-gisco]

Tumblr sucks lately and every other tweet is a masterpiece like this.

[crazy-brazilian]

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[crazy-brazilian]

[theonion]

[arizona-green-tea-absolutist]

Tumblr ads off the shits lmao

[gsirvitor]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[re-homophobic]

I'm not british but "daft cunt" is such a funny insult but I couldn't say it without sounding like one myself

[killfridge]

It's a shame they aren't making music anymore

[the-big-mood]

[deciduousfuckhead]

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[moe-con]

i love her

[wizardshark]

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

[blappature-executive]

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[timsutton]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[alarmist-nonsense]

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Item: early draft Dishwash Bot

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls