#weird terran things

[askrocketandgroot]

Hellos i is names turd. Turd askesss yous this, hows muchs woods would a woods chuck chucks ifs a woods chucks coulds chucks woods?

We actually had to go ask Quill if this was some kind of weird terran thing, and turns out it is.

For the record, they’re called that because they live in the woods and make a noise that sounds like ‘chuck’, ain’t got anything to do with chucking abilities.

[askrocketandgroot]

Have either of you ever seen, used or heard of a fidget spinner?

Nope.  This is some weird Terran thing, ain’t it?

[askrocketandgroot]

Groot, are you planning on doing anything special for the Christmas season?

I am Groot?

Yeah, what he said, that ain’t any kind of season we’ve heard of.  This another weird Terran thing?

[askrocketandgroot]

do you like the color Blue? I love Blue it's my favorite color just Blue everything you know the Milano is kinda Blue? l look awesome in Blue everyone should wear Blue ya know?

Just gonna direct you right over here

[askrocketandgroot]

how much do you know about the word "anon"?

Uh, it’s short for ‘anonymous’?  The way you say that makes me think there’s more to it than that, though…

[askrocketandgroot]

okay so there's this guy called Rocket and he looks like a Raccoon but I don't think he knows he is one cause apparently he gets offended if you say things like that so don't tell him okay?

… okay, sure.  I’ll make sure he doesn’t find out.

[askrocketandgroot]

I know this mechanical fox name Freddy and goes through the same pain as you, what if you meet him?

Hate to say it little Humie, but I don’t think those words really make sense in that order.

Which might be because I’m a little drunk right now.

[askrocketandgroot]

I changed my muse's name to Rocky Raccoon, and i am not a boy

Okay, that’s great. 

And I don’t think I ever said you were one?  I mean, could be wrong, and if I did it wasn’t on purpose.